GMMore 1317: Guess That Deodorant (GAME)

( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) ‘Cause it will land. Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” “Comment Takeover.” This is when we send you to a relatively undiscovered video and ask you to comment on it. We’re sending you to “Two-Year-Old Juggles.” Comment complementing Landon’s innovative new approach to juggling. Aw, Landon. Be nice. Don’t tell him we sent you. Comment it up. Okay, we have before us some deodorants. Are these– these are the ones, right? Oh, one of them– “Bear Glove.” Old Spice, man. I’ve done a lot of those Old Spice ones. Wow, look at these. And we’ve got Mythical crewmembers. You guys gonna come in all at once or one at a time? – Woman: We’ll come in at once. – Rhett: Yeah, let’s all– – Link: Come on in. – Rhett: Let’s match them up. Now, Link and I actually both– we were challenged by a good friend of ours a couple years ago. It’s probably been three years now. – He said– – Maybe five. “You guys, you should–” He called it the Old Spice Challenge, which I don’t even know if it is the Old Spice Challenge. He said, “Switch to deodorant only and stop using antiperspirant, and within a week or two your body will adjust, and then just use deodorant. And then you don’t have to worry about all the stuff they say is bad in antiperspirant. We both did that. And I haven’t used antiperspirant in, like, however many years that is, and it’s no problem at all. I don’t sweat anymore. – As far as you know. – ( laughs ) We’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. Yeah, tell him. – Nose blind. – Look. This is not sweaty. I mean, ’cause some people are prone to more pit sweat, and they may need another solution, but for both of us, it’s more of– if there’s a certain really treacherous situation, like if there’s snakes involved or something, then I’m gonna– I want to have the sweat feedback of “Okay…” – Sweat feedback. – “…you’re going into fight or flight here.” – Right. – Um… ( clicking tongue ) – So we’ve got Degree. – All right, guys. First of all, this is assuming that each one of you uses one deodorant. One of you may use two, and one of them may not use deodorant at all. Micah and I share just at work, but… – You share. – Halvesies. One pit. – Yeah, one pit. – We have a lefty and a righty. – So… it works. – Yeah. I’m thinking that each one of these uses one. That’s probably the safest bet. – Here’s another thing that happens. – What is this? You become immune to antiperspirant. So if you use the same type of antiperspirant for an extended period of time, it stops working after a while. – So we have men Degree 48-hour deodorant. – What? No. But not antiperspirant. Arctic Edge. This is straight-up deodorant? Yep, this is antiperspirant and deodorant, Old Spice Bear Glove. Who besides you would fall for this marketing? Oh, I love– I like to reward good commercials. That’s how marketing works for me. I am like, “That’s a good campaign. I am gonna buy that product.” Schmidt’s Coconut Pineapple. Is this an energy bar of some sort? I’ve smelled this on one of you. You’re not allowed to get too close to us. So strange. It’s kind of peppery. Well, we walk by each other. So this is somebody who is… more conscious. You know, “I’m not gonna do Old Spice and Degree.” As opposed to someone who’s unconscious? Yeah, these people don’t care about natural things… – in the environment… – Subconscious. You know, they’re rampaging the world. – This person cares. – What is this? This has no label. It’s in a freakin’– this is homemade. I believe that’s true. – It is homemade? – Yes. – It is somebody who’s willing to go through the trouble… – Oh, goodness. …of making their own deodorant. Spray the back of my hand. – Mm. – Let me smell that. – Can I smell? – Yeah, we wanna… – It’s… – Yeah, ’cause you don’t know what it smells like. You’ve never smelled it before. We all have to equally smell it. It’s smells– I’m just gonna say at this point, I don’t think it smells great. – I’m sorry. – Maybe that’s just my hand. Yeah, I pretended to like it because you all liked it. It isn’t great. It isn’t great. – It’s not as good as this. – Because it’s yours. This is the best– I’d eat this. Can you eat it? This smells really good. It smells clean. I like deodorant that smells clean, not deodorant that smells like cologne. I have cologne for that. Look how cakey that is. I mean, I just took the top off and some of it came with it. Can’t smell this one. That’s not great. Again, you need the bad stuff to make it good. Then again, every time I go get deodorant, I get a new kind. I’m not loyal to any type of deodorant. You know what they say you should do, and this is what I do, is exfoliate your armpits. That’s what really keeps you from stinking. – Oh, really? – It’s the buildup of skin and stuff in the… Don’t you feel like somebody who knows that and does that would use either this or the spray? Just hold that for a second. You said it smells like Windex, but you were just being self-deprecating. Windex is good. And you like Windex. I mean, I clean. Windows and your armpits with… Squeegees? …that. And this is the two dudes. I mean, I don’t know who does what, but this is the– that’s for men. Who would be– like, who would just use deodorant? Who’s on the principled train that we’ve been on for a couple of years? Seems like they would need a bear glove. – What is a bear glove? That’s gross. – You have to ask? I think Micah is more susceptible to advertising, like me. So I ‘m gonna give him Old Spice. Is a bear glove when a bear wears gloves or when a person wears a bear’s paw as a glove? That’s sick. Probably that. – Think about it. – I’ve done that. – That leaves Ellie. – And Ellie is coconut pineapple? I think I have smelled a waft of Ellie, and it was coconutty and pineapple. Wow, thank you so much. All right, I don’t have any further deciphering. Okay, yeah, I think– You know what? I think we should switch these two. You think we should switch them. I don’t feel confident about how I put those. I think Micah only wants to use deodorant, like us. And you like a good bear glove, Josh. – Okay. – I feel good about that switch. I feel good about that switch. Okay, let’s start over here. Stevie: Let’s start with Ellie. Yeah, okay, let’s start with Ellie. – Um, incor– – Whatever you say. Incorrect. I can’t use organic stuff because I am so sweaty. I am– no, I’m this one. Men’s Degree. And I’ve been using this ever since I was, like, 11 and started puberty, and nothing worked. I was, like, the sweatiest girl on the planet. And this girl Erin, after volleyball practice, was like, “You need new deodorant,” and it scarred me and traumatized me, and then I finally found Degree and it worked, and I’ve been using this ever since, so if this stops working, someone needs to tell me. No, but it’s just deodorant. – Do you still sweat? – No, it’s antiperspirant. – No, it’s not. – But it doesn’t say it on there. What are you talking about? It’s not antiperspirant. It’s just deodorant. Your body adjusted and– – I must have a slightly different type– – Placebo deodorant! No, no, that’s not possible. You’re saying that you think you got a different version. I must have a different version. I think I– yeah. But– Is yours white? No. – Hm. – Okay, well– You need to check because you might be doing a good thing, not using antiperspirant. – Okay. – If it’s workin’, don’t break it. You guys threw us way off there. Okay– do you want to reevaluate? I mean, it said “men” on it! – Do you wanna reevaluate based on that? – Yeah. – ‘Cause I feel like– – Nope. – ( snorts ) – ( laughter ) You know what? I feel like Micah might spray something under his armpits. – Yeah. – I feel like he might do that. Yep, and you know what? – He can’t– – You know Josh is Old Spice. – You’re not the bear glove. – I’m not a bear glove? Yeah, you’re a pineapple. You think Micah makes his own deodorant? Yeah, I can see that. I’m a lazy, lazy man. Micah, how do you make your deodorant? – I– I don’t know. – Yeah, tell ’em. I don’t underst– like, am I supposed to… Rhett: Okay, Micah, are we right? It’s– first there’s– Yes, you’re right. ( laughter ) And I can tell you exactly how. So it’s witch hazel and then– Witch hazel is an astringent. It is an astringent, which is important for deodorant. It astringes the armpits. And then– sorry, my voice is a little hoarse today. Well, spray that right into it. And some water, some baking soda, and then three essential oils of my choosing. I like myrrh, spruce, and mandarin. – And the reason you didn’t smell that… – But we don’t, evidently. is because you didn’t shake it. – It smells good. – Oh, okay. Smell now. Can I– can I get it? Think is smells different on different people? And you know what? I think I smell the witch hazel. – It’s a little witch hazely. – That’s nice. – And I think– – And the myrrh. I think myrrh smells really good. I can smell it now. So how did you come to this decision? I’ve been through a lot of deodorants. I’m a very kind of stinky guy. I can’t use roll-on ’cause it just gets stuck in my armpit hair and doesn’t do anything for me. Oh, my God, I didn’t even think about armpit hair. That’s so weird. So I started using the spray stuff, but that stuff is so bad for you, just full of aluminum. So I used that for two years, and then I was like, “I wanna not give myself Alzheimer’s,” so I switched to natural stuff, I tried Tom’s. Doesn’t work at all. Then I started making my own. – Yep. – It was a long journey for me. – I went to school with Tom’s. – Eat it, Tom. And I just forgot to put on deodorant, so I ran into a Whole Foods, which was nearby and I bought a Tom’s, put it on. I have never smelled worse in my entire life. It’s nothing. – It was actively repelling– – I tried it. I tried Tom’s and then I tried– there’s another guy that’s trying to be like Tom, and it’s some other name. – This one? – It also doesn’t work. – Schmidt’s? – Who do you want next, Stevie? Well, if you already went to Micah next– We have to be right at this point. We have to be right. – We’re right. – Yeah, you definitely are. To no one’s surprise, incredibly susceptible to advertising, like you. If Von Miller’s on it, great sack man. Also, when it interacts with my skin, it smells like Starburst. You wanna? If you can… – It is… – Yeah, I can– Oh, wow! It’s frickin’ Starburst under his armpit. I’m gonna lick your underarm. Your armpit is bursting with stars. I don’t sweat a lot from my armpits, so I just want a beautiful cosmetic smell, and pink Starburst is it for me. – Wow. – And that’s what I get with Old Spice’s Bear Glove. – That is so crazy. – I smelled you before we came out. – You thought it was nice. – I thought that was clearly you. I’m telling you, it’s the way it interacts with my skin, man. If you don’t sweat, you should just use deodorant. Don’t buy antiperspirant. All right, Dad. And how did you come to your choice? I did a Birchbox, and they put this in one, and no deodorant has worked for me. Like I’ve used Degree, whatever. I usually have to reapply throughout the day. – I’m sweaty and then it stinks. – There’s no shame in that. And I did the exfoliating thing. I’ve done the whole thing and just didn’t– and I tried this stuff, and it works so good. I don’t sweat and I don’t stink. – Link: No bull-Schmidt. – It dries the heck out of your armpits. And I don’t know how it does it, but it’s all natural. – Micah’s interested. – I have multiple scents of this, but this is my favorite. That just means there’s something in there that we’re gonna find out later is bad. Oh, totally. Totally. But it’s also at Marshalls and TJ Maxx, like, on sale all the time. – Schmidt’s, there you go. – Hot tip, guys. Ad for Schmidt’s. Not a sponsor.

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