( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Welcome to “Good Mythical More”! Mind Reading! Link, write something on that. You know what? Let’s reverse it. – I’ll write something. – Okay, okay. And you read my mind. Um… okay. Take your time. You done? I knew that. You’re thinking about… how a– – Really? – You surprised? Yeah, it’s a little odd. You’re thinking about how a cylinder is just a bunch of circles stacked on top of each other. No, I was thinking about daffodils. ( laughter ) Daffodil. So what was I picking up on then? Cylin– – Cylinder daffodil. – The cylindrical daffodil. Well, what is the– what is the Venn diagram of daffodils and cylinders? Is that how you spell “daffodils”? Probably not. I think that’s daffa– I think it’s d-a-f-f-o– – Man: Yeah, O. – O? – Everything else is right, though? – Yeah. – It may not be– – Passes– passes for me. May not be good with maps, but I’m good with how to spell “daffodil”. Um– All right, so, I’ve always wanted to do this. We have before us plane floatation vest. And, you know, I’ve never had to use– well, I– maybe I should take that back. “I’ve always wanted to use one of these,” is not something you wanna say. Um, I’ve always wanted to use one of these in a completely safe and not water- or plane-related situation. You know, you see the– the, um– the flight attendant puts it on and then– It would be nice to practice, you know, so I’m glad we’re doing this. – So you– – This way, right. – The thing that– – Okay, because you want the light on the outside. Here’s the thing that always gets me is that they do this. You know what they do? They don’t actually blow into it. – Yeah. – Now, of course, the person who’s standing in the aisle in real life before you is not gonna wanna blow in it because the thousands of people before them and the thousands of people after them– you don’t wanna– You know, they’re not even blowing out. They’re just faking even blowing out. Well, you don’t know that. Are you close enough? – Can you hear it? – Yeah, yeah, I always– I always– look closely next time and listen. They’re not even blowing, they’re just– And you can call that out. Hey, you’re not blowing! You’re not blowing! No, but I respect that. But on the plane video, when it’s a video orientation, they still don’t put their mouth on it. It’s a vid– wash the doggone thing and then put your mouth on it. You could be saving lives. I hereby would like to start a petition that in the flight videos– We want real blowing in videos! They want– I want the lips– I want the lips wrapped around the thing, and then I wanna blow it. We’re no longer accepting fake blowing. Isn’t it ridiculous? – Like– – Yeah, it makes me– it keeps me up at night. Like, there are directors. – Okay– – There’s a director for these things. – Yeah. – The director should be saying, “Well, you know, we have the luxury of you actually blowing this thing up.” And it’s starting to inflate, you know. I’ve never seen this– I’ve never seen anyone actually blow into it and I’ve never seen it inflate. And you know what? You probably haven’t either. And if you have, then you were in difficult situation and I’m sorry. But for the majority of us, we’re gonna learn something. We’re gonna see something for the first time. We’re gonna see lips go on it, and it’s– and I started blowing it. – How do you– – There it is. But that’s only if the ripcord doesn’t work. What do you mean the ripcord? – Oh. – Well, I’ve got– I’ve got a CO2 pack on mine. – Oh, crap. – Oh, you didn’t get a CO2 pack? – Oh, too bad. – What– Okay, so I’m gonna blow mine up. – You wait. – How do you get your light to go, though? Is there a button on the light? Isn’t this a light? You shake it? Man: It activates when it’s submerged in water. Oh, it activates when you go underwater. When this thing gets water in it. Oh, wow! Well, I’ll put it in here. I’m way ahead of you, brother. – I need a– – Where’s– I need more water. – Where’s– – Oh, here we go. – Thank you. – Is my light on? – Oh, here we go. – I’m gonna die. ( shuddering ) – Just kidding. – ( laughter ) – Uh, is that– – Did it– Is the light on? Where is the light? Right there on your right hand. Maybe you got– maybe it’s gotta be ocean water. You can’t crash in a lake. It’s gotta be saltwater. Maybe it’s gotta be a certain amount of pressure. Oh, there it goes. See the bubbles coming out? Is my light coming on yet? Maybe it’s gotta be inflated first. – Okay, let’s try that. – All right, so– Grab the– what does it say? – Grab the red thing. – Let’s see who can do it faster, okay? Well, I want you to wait on yours ’cause I wanna watch that happen. I wanna blow this up first. ( deep inhale ) See how easy it is? – Just do it in a video. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, people need to know. Oh, it’s like– oh, two big breasts. Not enough, I gotta keep going. That’s four. I think you– I think that’s adequate. Look at that. Now, I didn’t tie this around my waist. I should’ve done that first. There we go. Look at that. Look at that. You could survive anything now. It’s amazing to think this could keep you afloat, but of course it would. Am I supposed to circle which one I think you are? – Adult or child? – No. – Okay. – So I did it. I don’t believe this is gonna work. I don’t have any faith in this. – I do. – Should I close my eyes? Here we go. Give me– give me some last words. Like, the last thing you’ll ever say to me. – Daffodil. – ( laughter ) Oh! ( sighs ) ( mimics gagging ) And then you choke to death. Oh, it’s so cold! – Feel it. – That was quick. – Oh! – Well, it’s not that cold. I got scared. I thought it burned me. That part right there, especially. – Feel that. – Oh, wow! Oh wow, that’s cold! Mine’s tighter than yours. – Yours is real taut. – I’m gonna live. You’re gonna be floating a little higher. – Now– – What happens if I do this? No. Now, it took me– How many– how many good lungfuls? A good five breaths. And then that was just instantaneous. You could save your breath. What are you gonna do with those five breaths now? I’m gonna blow a shark away. Why? ( blows ) “Go away.” – “Go away.” – That’s how you get rid of sharks. Discovery Channel says that you should punch ’em. You just blow ’em. – Blow the sharks. – Go! Blow the sharks, that’ll get ’em away real fast. Oh. what– what– I just pulled mine to see what it would feel like. Wow! You know what? This is bringing me back to my show-and-tell days. You know? Kindergarten. – You remember show and tell? – Yeah. I wonder if I could get a shirt over this. ( in a child’s voice ) My dad gave me a life vest. From an airplane. He stole it. Um, how do we get these off? – I think they gotta cut it off of you. – I think it’s the Jaws of Life. – Oh, wow! – Yep. – We gotta cut it loose. – Bring in the Jaws of Life!