( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) I know where it’s gonna land. Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” Gifitcality. That’s right. We’re donating $1,000 to Children International to aid in their mission to make a long-term impact by helping kids and young adults living in poverty. Please join us in giving at Children.org. Thank you for being your Mythical best, and thank you to Children International for being an amazing organization. – Check them out. And support them. – Yes. – Okay. – Let’s move this out. So we had our churro adventure. We’re leading into our three-week break. And you know what? If you wa– like I said, follow us on Facebook and Twitter. You can watch episodes every weekday along with– – Stevie: Ellie… – …with other Mythical Beasts. Come on in, crew members. We can sit in the back. We’re women after all. ( Chase laughs ) – ( overlapping chatter ) – Come on in here. Stevie’s on camera. Hey. – It’s… – The season finale of season 13. Right after this, she’s leaving to be – in the middle of a dust storm. – ( laughter ) Yes. – Pull up the scarf. – It’s true. I’m a little farther up than everyone else. – You want to scoot back? – Yeah. I don’t think you do. I think you like it. I’m burping and it’s like… Soapy? …bubbles are co– like, Irish Spring is coming up. Yes, it’s still there. It smells great. Um, but we have– we have… – Water. – Remnants of the churro. Come on, bring it in. So you’re gonna bring in all of the churros we just tasted and then a new one, right? Josh: Oh, yeah. No, bring in what you’re gonna bring in. Okay, you want me to bring in– Bring in the ones that were under the heat lamp… – Josh: Oh, man. – …because those look fresh. Josh: I’m not great at following directions. Oh, so there’s two different ones. We got Pringles right there, and then chocolate chip-less cookie dough. – Oh, yes! – ( laughter ) Okay, so let’s go Pringles first. – Nice surprise. – Okay, so– yeah, I didn’t know there was gonna be chocolate chip-less cookie dough churros. Wow. This churro is made completely out of Pringles. Nothing but Pringles in this? Josh: There’s a little bit of flour to hold it together. – Okay. – And then, what is that dip? Josh: Uh, French onion dip. Actually made with the caramelized shallots that I put in the– in the thing that we made… Just take it, break off your own piece. Okay. – We can pass the tray. – Yeah, pass and– you know. We’re also going to continue our podcast Ear Biscuits, so… I want this one. …if you want to be listening at us over the next three weeks, you can count on that. Stevie: It smells really good. Rhett: Huge episode coming up. – Yep. – Huge episode coming up? – Oh, they’re all– but they’re all– – Rhett: Less shallots. …pretty huge in your opinion, right? – Rhett: Oh, my. – What are you talking about? Kevin: It’s a little dry. – Oh, I thought we were waiting. – Okay, Kevin. – Wait. Ellie didn’t get any either. – Did you dip? – Oh, that’s okay. – No. Should I have? – Yeah, man. – I thought we were waiting for people, but no. I’m not waiting for anybody ‘case Kevin said it was dry. Well, you know Kevin had something to say. Surprise, surprise. Is it salty? – Kevin is coughing. – What? Kevin is choking on your churro. – You need some water? – Little bit, maybe. – Here you go. – That’s really good. Holy crap. That’s delicious. Do we have any water for Kevin? Have some GermX, man. – It’s good. – This is great. – You’re a monster. – You gonna choke? Are you choking? Go like this if you need help. Someone will do it. Not me. I kind of learned to do CPR. Yeah, didn’t all– you guys– – You all right? – Yeah, it’s pretty good. – You okay? – Who got trained in CPR? – I did not have any. – Oh, when they tasted– – I did. – Man: I did. – Oh, no. – ( laughter ) I was like, “How did you ‘kind of’ learn and they learned?” Hold on. We had CPR training here? – Yeah. – Yeah. – We talked about this. – Where were we? – Not there. – I think the CPR training is mostly for us. Yeah, yeah. I think it’s just in case something happens to us. What you’re saying is no one wants to trust me doing CPR on them? Yeah. It was, like, a six-hour seminar, so it was kind of hard to get you guys… It was all day. That was more than six hours. Ellie said that she was almost a lifeguard, and I feel like we need to know what that means. I got a different summer job than I wanted more, but I also was bad at it. – Got the same job. – So I sort of learned CPR, but when it came down to it, I got, like, three of the key things wrong, and they were like, “You’re gonna have to do this training again to be a lifeguard.” But I got a different job instead. Rhett: What are the three keys? – She doesn’t know. – How to do it. She didn’t make it. Where you put your hands and… What song you do it to. …the rhythm and then– – Rhett: It’s “Tainted Love.” Right? – No tongue. ( grunts ) – It’s “Stayin’ Alive.” – “Stay–” ( laughing ) I’m gonna kill somebody with “Tainted Love.” ♪ Tainted love ♪ It’s such a slow beat. It is not “Tainted Love.” It’s “Stayin’ Alive.” ♪ Ah, ha, ha ♪ That makes a lot more sense. It’s intuitive. I was reading on Reddit the other day about CPR, and all of the comments are of cour– on Reddit– of course people who know things. Or think they do. They point out that, like, you know, you break a number of ribs when you give somebody CPR, but the response is always, – “But they’re dead anyway.” – Yeah. I mean, you don’t give CPR to somebody unless they’re dead anyway. – No. – Well, no. This is why Link was not a part of the class and was not allowed to be part of the class. – No, no, no, no, no… – And did not know about the class. I’m saying no to your no, Mr. Lifeguard, because– because if you didn’t give them CPR, they would die. – That’s true. – Yes. So– so– so breaking their ribs is fine if the trade-off is breaking their ribs or they’re dead anyway. That wasn’t what you said. “You don’t give CPR unless they’re already dead.” “Hey, is he dead yet? Hold on, give it a second. All right, get in there. ♪ Tainted love ♪” All right, guys, I will be vindicated in the comments because you are– you don’t give CPR to somebody– No, what you said the second time made sense. No, the first time even. I’m going back to that. You don’t give CPR to a living person. What signifies death? No, it’s somebody who’s just suffered trauma. If your heart stops, that doesn’t mean you’re dead. I’m with Link on this one. If your heart stops, you’re dead. – No, the brain is still alive. – No. You’re not brain dead. You guys don’t get what we’re trying to say here. – Woman: You’re trying to start the heart. – Help me out, Kevin. I mean… – Oh, no. – I kinda am with Link, too, on this one. Yeah, guys. You know? – You’re dead. – You gotta be dead. Or they’re dead. You’re not dead. I’ve read it on Reddit. You have to have one foot in the grave in order to get CPR. – Link Lamont. – Yeah, what’s your name now? I think Link Lamont was taken by someone. ( laughter ) I actually don’t know the ramifications of answering that question. Don’t. Right, because it’s a username that I’ve never used anywhere, and I made it up spur of the moment. We can censor it. I’m saying I don’t want you to know it. After all the ridicule about not being dead. ( overlapping chatter ) All the GMM sub-reddits. It’s like intrigue. “Actually Link is really cool.” That is a large– that’s a girthy churro. – Okay, so– – Don’t pass that around. You know what? I don’t want any chocolate. I do, ’cause I think that’s gonna make it exactly what it needs to be. – That is a large churro. – Woman: And thick. – Thick boy. – ( laughing ) Thick boy. I just took it out of Chase’s hand instead of waiting for it to come to me. – He reminds me of nothing. – Alex has no regard. It’s very interesting because it’s almost equal parts churro and cookie batter in a good way. It’s not fully cookie– it’s not a cookie. It’s still very much a churro, with the taste of cookie dough infused… – No, that’s great. – No, my God. It’s a cookie churro. – Mmm. – Pa-churro. It smells so good. If you sold this like this, you sold it as a cookie churro, people would be like, “But it’s kinda just a churro, right?” You’d be like, “No, but there’s cookie dough in it.” – I feel like you have to put– – I think it’s good. I feel like you gotta put chocolate chips back in it, and that’s what will make it sell. You know what? I’m actually… They did it for me, but, I mean, but you dip it. I won’t double dip. I’ll just… By the way, the reason why I got into that Reddit thread was somebody posted video of a device that you wrap around somebody, and then it does the compressions for you. – Did you see that? – I saw that one. Because it was people getting ready to do CPR, and then– on a dummy, and then they brought in the machine. And it looks scary as crap. Is it like alien-looking, kinda? It’s just a strap around a dead dummy. – But here’s the thing– – ‘Cause they’re dead already. It’s not scary at all. I mean, it was violent. Because when you’re dead, you can’t be scared. – Chase: Push on the chair… – Really? – Yeah. It’s not a new thing. – You can’t be dead when you’re scared. – What? Mm-mm. – You can’t be scared when you’re dead either. – Debatable. – …like pressing on a chair at IKEA. – They’ve got that machine. – They have a robot? That just, like, presses the chair, and it’s like, “Look. It can withstand so many sits.” That’s what I’m imagining. Do you know how CPR started? Just picture a strap around you, and the strap just starts– Stevie: Repurpose the IKEA chair… – The origin story of CPR– – I went to sleep reading that. This is not made up. The origin story of CPR was a woman beating on her dead lover… – Lover. – ‘Cause he was already dead. – That supports your theory. – Already dead. Already dead, and she was, “Bah! Jeremy! I don’t know what his name was. “Jeremy! Come back! Don’t die on me!” ( gasps ) Jeremy was back. It would’ve been awesome if you didn’t know that your chair spun around, and then you sat back down. That would’ve been the season finale. Finale! I made that up, by the way.