(crowing) (roaring) (slamming) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Gifticality! That means we’re donating $1,000 to Children International to aid in their mission to make a long-term impact by helping kids and young adults living in poverty, please join us in giving at children.org. – Thank you for being your mythical best. Oh, my goodness. I forgot. – Congratulations, Link. – That by losing, I had to make a smoothie. – I didn’t forget. – Featuring everything. – Now, the problem here is that we have so much food that your portions are gonna have to be very controlled, ironically, to be able to make a smoothie that you can drink. – And, you know what, I don’t want to make it just for one. I think I’m gonna make it enough for two. – Oh, good, well, your wife’s not here. (crew laughs) – But Jen will be. ‘Cause you know what day it is – Oh. – You know what I’m saying? ♪ You know what day it is ♪ ♪ It’s Wednesday ♪ ♪ And Wednesday ♪ ♪ Sometimes means mail ♪ – Not often, but sometimes. – Hello, Jen. – Hello. – Of course, mythical beasts from around the globe, and maybe the galaxy at some point, – Yeah, potentially, right? – Probably. – send us things. And then it comes across your desk. – Yep, directly to my desk. – And you stop a few things that are worth noting. – Jen’s desk is a PO box. – And you’re gonna share those with us. – Yes, do we wanna do that first, or do we wanna do this first? – Go ahead and get something started, and I always suggest smoothie making edit it– edit it? etiquette, that’s the weird thing is that I said etiquette, but I’m always thinking about the edit. (lighthearted scoffing) – Yeah, you are. Yeah you are. – What, finish your thought. – You start with liquid. You start with the liquid, which ensures a good smooth. – And you mix it up? – Now, there’s other liquids, too. There’s like some of this soy sauce ice cream. – Go easy on that. – It’s teetering. – That’s gross. – There’s, you should grab a spoon. – I’m moving this on the table. – Jen, grab that spoon. – Spoon, please. – Over there? – Man, the soy sauce is not, again, it’s not that it was bad, it’s just that, little too much. – Yeah, that’s probably good, for starters. – That’s nice. Taste that. See what you think of it. Oh, it’s dripping, watch it. – Want some tapioca? Just a dash. – Oh, gosh. And then– – Hey, that’s not bad. – You should probably just bite off pieces of whatever you want. – Oop, that was more than I bargained for, but. – Yeah, you went hard on the doughnut. – Now, for the– – Chicken. – For the Big Mac, I’m going for the middle piece. – Little egg white. I used my tapioca spoon. It’s all gonna end up mixed together at some point. – And then we’ve got, oh, look at that. – Muffin tops? Just the tops? – Just the top of the cupcake. – Oh, cupcake top. Oh, gosh. – You’re technically not allowed to enjoy that way. – Oh, my goodness, that’s a good cupcake. – Yeah, ’cause Sprinkles Doughnuts – [Both] is a brand. – Oh, my gosh, that icing is a-freaking-mazing. – Un-freaking-mazing? – It’s awesome. – There’s so many pieces of food here. – Yep. That’s why I’m working. – I’m gonna save some of that ’cause that is a good cupcake. – Now, you should really go, you need your protein. – You have to add this burger, too? – Go pretty heavy on the tuna. – Oh. – Good god. – And a little bit of pizza. – Always. – You’ve already– (imitates noise of pizza dropping into blender) Already bitten off of that. And of course we need some ♪ Carrots and almonds ♪ – They make me so happy. – Why don’t you throw my wiener in there while you’re at it? I’m not gonna eat it. – Oh, gosh. And then there’s a little bit of this, Russell Crowe burger, I think it was. – Which is? – No bun, just burger. – No bun, just burger. – From a place that will remain nameless. – Okay. – Did you put apple in? – You’re gonna have to just bite it with your teeth, and put it in, put the bite in there. – Don’t put the whole thing in. – Well, I’m gonna make Jen drink some of this too, so I don’t wanna-mato-poeia. – Here. – You gonna fork it out? – I’m gonna fork some of this apple off. – This is, okay, well, that worked. Yeah. – It did work. Hot potato! Hot potato, hot potato. Okay. – That’s everything? – Did you get the doughnut in there? – Here, read this. – Oh, great. You should’ve been reading that while we were making the smoothie. – Nah, I’ll wait until you start the blender – It’s gonna be a thick smoothie. – and I’ll start reading. – I feel like you should break that dog up. – I got a plunger that I’ll put in there. – Oh, okay, cool. – Yeah, just start that, and I’ll wait for you to start that. – Okay. – I’m kind of nervous with this in front of my face. – And then that. So you want me to start this, and you’re gonna read while I’m blending? – I wanna get comments about how inconsiderate it is to read the letter while you do that. – Okay. Good idea. (blender running) – Rhett and Link. I hope this finds you well. Jody McMullen, a mutual fan of both GMM and Wood Leon, contacted me and let me know you guys could rock some raw neck lumber on your channel. (Jen laughs) – Raw neck lumber? – Raw neck lumber. – Raw neck? – Raw neck lumber on your channel. She told me that especially Rhett would. Puns of steel, too, over here. – Yeah. – Huh. – I don’t understand what you’re reading. – Would die for one. With wood. Rhett would die for one, but “would” spelled like “wood.” But I thought it would be cool to make one for both of you. Rhett, because you’re a fellow wood connoisseur, and admirer, I picked out the most zebra of all zebra woods for you, planned it, or planed it, ah, that’s how much I know about wood. Planed it, cut it, sanded it, boiled it, and then gave it a little hug. Link, the Brazilian cherry tie is for you. It is one of the most dense ties in the world, fitting for your puns of steel. – So this opens? – Cheers and giggles, Spencer H of Wood Leon. – Check this out. (laser zapping) What is that? – Oh, wow. So, which one is which? – I’m not sure. I think that one might be the zebra. – Oh, that’s, this is cherry. This is zebra. – Look at that. I was actually showing the box as if the box was the thing. – (laughs) I know. – I wasn’t really tracking with you here. – I was gonna wait for you to figure that out. – You know, I was wondering why you were looking so into that. – I was like, that’s a cool box! Whoa, look at this. – So, it’s wooden ties, man. – I think these are wood shavings? – Imma put this on, then I’m gonna drink my smoothie. Jen, why don’t you do the honors and pour a couple of glasses? Let’s see. Then I’m coming right around here. Now I can customize it to my neck size later, but for now, you get the idea. Oh, yeah, look at that. – Oh, this smells real gross. – Yeah, because of the tuna, right? – Holy moley. – Ooh, okay. – I think you have to take that, this bit off. I think that’s just a wrapping. – Yeah, but it’s got a seal on it, which is pretty awesome. – I love wax seals. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Jen] This is disgusting. – I didn’t quite get my collar right. – Look at that. Mine looks pretty good, look at that. (high humming) – This, the neck is too big for this thing, so it doesn’t really go back out to the right place. – Okay, it actually looks chocolate. But we added no chocolate. That’s just– – It looks salmon. That’s what it looks like. I think I just dropped some on my pants. – [Rhett] I’m breaking the seal. – Okay. So now we’re going to drink this. Oh, that’s horrible. – Are you gonna try that? – Thank you so much for these ties. They’re absolutely amazing. – Yeah, they’re awesome. – Very, very cool. – Okay. – Very flexible. How is that, guys? – Jen, you don’t have to do this, but. – I’ll take a sip. – I’ll drink some water in solidarity. – I’m gonna go along. – You have your cup. It’s the most full. – Yeah. I’ll drink some water in solidarity. I didn’t win that game for nothing. – Dink it. (cups clinking) – Aw, these are glass. That’s dangerous. – And, sink it. – Taste those carrots and almonds in there? – What the heck? – Tell me about all the things that are happening in your mouth right now. – It tastes really weirdly sweet. – Yep. (retching) Oh, gosh. – And the aftertaste is terrible. (Rhett laughing) It’s all stuck in my teeth, like weird chunks that I’m not sure what they are. – Can you taste? – That’s the almonds, the first thing that you taste – the tapioca? – The first thing you taste is the hot dog, then you taste – Yeah, I’m glad I put that. – like the sweet, sweetness of something, like the top of that cupcake. My eyes won’t open. – Yeah, that’s it. (crew laughing) – And then, when you swallow and breathe in, all you taste is tuna. – No, and then there’s a final bit where you find pieces of hamburger in your teeth. And that’s what – And almonds. – I’m getting right now. – Almonds, carrots, and hamburger. – Seems like you guys are having so much fun. – That’s for later. I do recommend just eating a carrot. – Yeah, I love carrots. – ‘Cause it, y’know, if you eat enough carrots, you don’t have to brush your teeth. – Yeah, that’s true. – [Link] Dink it, sink it, drink it, buy it. Our double sided dink it and sink it mug is available at mythical.store.