GMMore 1361: STRONGEST COFFEE IN THE WORLD TASTE TEST

check your voicemail we have a voicemail let’s listen to it hello right hello link hello mystical career if you had to pick one potato chip to be what kind would you be that was a question if you had to pick one potato chip to be what potato chip would you be I would be the one that is the least likely to be eaten so I could prolong my life which is pickle chips pickle pickle flavored chips I would pick to be a potato chip that was on the Shelf of a store that got shut down in an awkward time and they had to just take it and put it up in like an attic chips that you got for your grandmother and she was like oh I don’t eat chips I’m putting them in the attic and then you can live your life out in the Attic inside of a bag so pickle chips it could be any kind of pickle chip could be got a pickle just okay hey Jess what about you pickle chips welcome to good mythical more by the way you know what day is Thursday is it can I get confirmation and every once in a while Thursday means man oh it is um we are going to taste the world’s strongest coffee it’s got a warning on the back let’s see that see that warning you know it’s a warning because of the letters that spell warning yeah world’s strongest coffee Deathwish coffee we got a pound of this off Amazon for just shy at 20 bucks highly caffeinated Fairtrade usda organic dark roast and bold flavor harness your superpowers what let your mind and body be super powered by 100% organic ingredients instead of toxic chemical stimulants highly caffeinated mature blend and roasting process were designed to deliver you that extra kick in the pants you need to get going hey so how much caffeine is in this youth do you have that info it was 12 to 16 milligrams of caffeine per fluid ounce how do they do that like how do they get beans that are oh no it’s okay that’s typical coffee the roasting process it uses for this coffees caffeine content which is 59 milligrams per fluid out that makes a lot more sense okay so think about that for a second you’re talking about 60 per ounce so in an 8 ounce thing you’ve got over 400 milligrams of caffeine which is four times is that right well it’s more than four times 12 to 16 so it’s it’s it’s I know if you get like a caffeine like one of those caffeine shots that’ll be like a hundred milligrams of caffeine so go in other words go easy on this because a couple of sips thanks is gonna keep you alright do a pain voice you know gin just soiled the coffee no she didn’t yeah she didn’t breathed on it right that’s not the one we were drinking anyway we are we already have it made here don’t listen to him Jim you didn’t soil the coffee I know you didn’t okay so um what oh you got some mail I do have mail hence the song we’re gonna drink coffee well we’re gonna do a slow burn oh great all right yeah I think we should break out all right well he’s got something to read I do I think you guys will like this one it’s a vintage looking book yeah take a little cream in mind you take cream in Europe yeah good mythical morning I think you could have a lot of fun with some of these recipes especially for link page 19 peanut butter and hot dog roll up page 12 chop the hot dog until they are the consistency of cornmeal he I gave you some cream on it mean to love you from the Wilberg family in Germantown Maryland there’s a German town in Maryland good that’s good this is the new hot dog cookbook it looks a little old I’d highly recommend reading the first page what year is this oh can I read this maybe you play some music yeah let me tell you what years from before you read the 1968 fifty-year-old book yeah is this what you’re saying yeah it’s wild it’s called think of a hot dog so can we dim the lights never mind Oh [Music] shiri can think of a hot dog [Music] if the picture that comes to mind is a wiener in a bun with mustard think again here are just a few of the many ways you can use this popular and versatile taste attempt to spice up your next party with a hot dog appetizer where’s my camera [Music] take the chill out of your winter with a hearty hot dog soup keep your cool in summer with a piquant hot dog salad don’t know what pick it pick a quat pick Lent it’s not picante make he-man happy with a hefty hotdog casserole cater to kids with a happy hotdog cookout stretch your budget with an economical hot dog main dish and best of all satisfy that gourmet cook who lives within you by whipping up an epicurean hot dog delight so we got the world’s hottest coffee here you stuck around for us to drink I didn’t say hottest you did it smells strong it smells awful I’ve already had two cups of coffee well you’re about to have four at once right now I mean is this a gimmick is there someone who actually is now every single day doing this or is this something just total novelty why don’t you guys dink NSYNC now be in the back here tastes like coffee it’s strong though is it you’ve been a Nesta sized yeah I mean this is another thing that if somebody hit it if somebody you know sometimes you get somebody who makes coffee for a group like you’re right and they don’t want that most of the time people go too weak you know cuz people are playing it too safe sometimes people go too strong yeah this is one of those times where you have to make a decision about whether or not you’re gonna say anything my recommendation is if somebody in your group that you’re on vacation would make coffee that isn’t to your liking just say something because communication is important because you can you let what I’m say though you say listen you stup pack hey man this coffee’s super strong like stronger than most people would enjoy could you dilute it with some of your spit I think I would be that person that you’re talking to because this tastes normal I mean it’s not like it’s it I feel like my brain is just clenched it’s not outside of the spectrum of it’s at the top of the spectrum but it’s not off the spectrum you know on the speck it’s it’s not um I have nothing to add I agree with everything you said I can feel this like I can feel the strongness of the coffee on the sides of my tongue yeah you’ve never felt that before have you no I have but like I can feel it that’s how I know but I also it makes me nervous that this doesn’t taste like overly strong to me yeah you need to have your tongue recalibrated I know a person who can do that all right what why are you that why you think the sides of her tongue haven’t tasted bitterness what you said you never you never experienced that before no the way she described it was that there was a new sensation oh but then she was like no all the time and I was like okay that’s great you want to play by Playboy just happen a couple dreams good I’m sweating now yeah it’s hot it’s a sketchbook it’s a notebook its ass notebook get yours now a mythical dot store

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