GMMore 1362: Reading Our Own Fan Fic ft. Liza Koshy

welcome to good mythical more us against Alzheimer’s to aid in their mission of advocating for greater urgency from government industry in the scientific community in order to reach their goal of ending Alzheimer’s by 2020 please join us in giving it us against Alzheimer’s or wait I’m actually gonna double that I’m gonna donate that – [Music] that’s right we knew we’d have you on the show we could get some money volunteering volunteering it has been a pleasure to sniff urine with you it was I didn’t know what a urinal cake was until that very moment that could have gone anywhere because you said sniff you were and then you said you’re in your burps a little game ooh we have uncovered some fanfiction it’s not difficult to uncover it I try to avoid it most of the time turn those over doesn’t matter yeah you’re gonna read these is it yours this is fanfiction that has been written about us that we have avoided yeah and then we’re gonna be trying to fill in some blanks that you leave out all right so let’s see here they wrote a lot about you guys these are from me to you here it comes here’s the first one Wow they look expensive you didn’t have to I can pay half at least Rhett shakes his head wiping his palms on his jeans no they weren’t that expensive just try them on link to us Rhett smiles you’re a handsome blink link this is Rhett talking to me and I’ve tried on jeans and you’ve tried on moods I’d say devil you’re a handsome platonic friend [Laughter] keep going keep going no no yes oh one guess it was a handsome cat give us one okay one more here we go yes I’m Kent Rhett couldn’t find link anywhere and he was panicking what if he had gotten out of the house and had been found by the government Rhett didn’t even want to think of the possibility that is handsome blank take the government I know this yeah handsome platonic friends feline correct it was alien handsome alien alien boyfriend could be being tortured by the government at this very moment you start reading this yeah you know what we got we’ve got some lies of Fame yeah I was filled with anger mixed with a feeling of despair Sochi digged her fingers into a good chunk of his throat she did it and tore it open earning an inhumane screech in return inhuman screech whatever dig dis also where to at this moment Liza’s eyes were filled with tears tears full of blood and watching clone David’s blood go everywhere David you were soon well you were you were you were choking out a good chunk of his throat oh that’s happened before what I realize and watching clone David’s blood go everywhere made her feel like a blank and suddenly she was a blank platonic friend the answer was me her feel like a demon and suddenly she was a demon my name jet Stace Liza and I burst out laughing I am sick am I seriously the only one who gets this when she hears me laughing she turns her head in my direction and makes eye contact with me you she points at me you’re kidding right me I stutter hey hey hey don’t even blame me right now you wouldn’t believe it too if your favorite celebrity walks into the blank you live in and chooses to blank you closet I said it I said a fan you walked into a fans blank bedroom wait that here to Blankman living room too hi hi close it was walking to orphanage to adopt you [Laughter] what’s the name is not adopted by Liza Koshi I’m told there’s a lot there’s a lot of fanfic about you and opting people really yes I think I just give off the sense that I’d be a great father give us a night here we go here we go now link does what link sink link and okay here guys here guys here we go okay and be sure to stick around for tomorrow’s episode where we will be testing the world’s best Christmas cookies producer and that’s a wrap guys Rhett will link now that we’re done filming for the morning we should go take care of business if you know what I mean link says yeah I do yes I do let’s go get paid some real cash at our secret job no one knows about well we are magicians you already are I mean this is fanfic I gotta go with strip joint janitors so close but that was a mixture of things strippers someone’s gotta clean up there okay last one for you oh okay this is from my crazy friend Eliza Co she story as soon as I woke up Liza started screaming for coffee again as I passed by her and her craziness I smiled in a friendly way as I went to the kitchen I got the toaster out made myself some waffles as I turned around I saw Liza well she was eating not waffles because he can’t make waffles in the toaster she was eating cereal okay cereal specifically frosted flakes make your mornings more mythical with the good mythical morning mug now say that five times fast or just go get one in mythical dot store

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