welcome to the mall elevator pitch we have a new movie called Mission Possible alright here’s what happens there’s there’s a guy there’s a guy and he must do things but the things that he wants to do are totally possible but he but he does them here’s the kicker here’s the tagline mission possible the possibilities are endless here we are I’ve got some sausages here and boy I pulled it out man a plane I thought that’s today I won the game I found two sausages I only got one and it was so difficult to eat the sausage yeah yeah I didn’t you got it you know what you didn’t celebrate because you’re the kind of guy that when you get a sausage you announce it I’m the kind of guy that just goes to the next sausage I mean that’s you know it’s just a little different I really thought I’m fine with the difference possible hmm when you drink right there there was like a hair on the on you drank a hair and I don’t know if it’s yours yours no others I gotta have a lot of hairs in the drinking region so it probably is yeah I wonder how many beard here is your drink do you finish your beans already barley every spoonful well because I lost I need to eat the grossest sausage which is number eight you know what I’m gonna eat all the sausages summer nighted Oh is there in yeah but you can eat it number eight – yeah but first but first that dark would eat the eat that d29 or you can work your way up Howard me you’re gonna eat I’m a war I’m work your way I want to place all of them I mean they made them I’m gonna eat them but I also want to find out what game we played with royal member of the family are we yeah yeah that’s how it goes okay so why don’t you take a bite and Stevie you can ask the first question well you know question for a sausage which sausage are you going for number one number one number one I can’t take this one went slippery this one’s son this one’s playing no ground according to this system this should be the best sausage so this would just be like a good old bratwurst italian sausage something something nice so don’t hesitate just eat it let’s give our answers first what’s the question okay pick a biscuit this is a British kind of biscuit not an American biscuit so not really a biscuit at all correct so a cookie ginger nut shortbread hmm party ring bourbon Jaffa Cake pink wafer custard cream jammie Dodger chocolate digestive chocolate chocolate sounds good but digestive sounds bad what does it have on it that helps it be a digestive what’s the one before the Tommyknocker I don’t believe Tommyknocker was one of them yeah you’re gonna have to you’re gonna have to say actually one of the ones that I said Talley why I want the creamy one whatever that one custard cuz that’s the one yeah we can maybe it will diverge hey let me divergent that’s the second it’s the second movie in Mission Possible that’s a good sausage yeah it’s just an Italian sausage still go spit it out because calories okay second you’re just tasting sausage I’m a sausage like it’s a wine tasting hmm I’d go to that swish it around choose a way to have tea black no sugar weak with a little milk black with sugar milk in first regular milk one sugar strong with milk regular normal milk no tea for me thank you strong milk two sugars and anything else you could possibly think of okay many options no tea for me thank you so green tea is not an option so if I which is what I typically enjoy but black tea I understand the day and the Royals enjoy that if I were to enjoy that I would enjoy it would you a little bit creamy sugar nothing over the top no tea for me thank you alright so this is number three that won’t be bad let’s go pee I mean that should be good there should be something good about that apparently not but if by heat yeah what is it is this an extremely spicy it’s extremely spicy number three you went extremely spicy y’all cohort of snakes okay this is a good question Oh as opposed to the previous two is that what you mean right so and then I have I have a number four how many questions you have cuz doesn’t spread these out I have eight questions alright but I have a four I mean number four okay pick a British hunk Tom Hiddleston inanity Cumberbatch John boyega Idris Elba Henry Cavill Robert Pattinson Pattinson Damian Lewis Tom Hardy Eddie Redmayne Tom Hardy I would say Tom Hardy what it would be my what a great actor just my knee-jerk reaction by surprise say Robert Pattinson since I am you know I’m mistaken for him all the time it’s happening more and more frequently okay what’s the next one I’ll eat the sausage for after this okay pick a British lady now Watson Naomi Harris Emily Blunt Keira Knightley Kate Winslet sandy Newton Victoria Beckham Mandy Newton she’s from my West world West world mm-hm who’s after her Victoria Beckham Helen Mirren you want to say where everybody’s from is that you think no Felicity Jones there’s a Spice Girl and then I’m Helen Mirren I’m going with Andy sausage numbers at number four this looks patty patty Macbeth cakes me tube sock please don’t nickname the sausage just limited to that one Fatima beef that doesn’t look that doesn’t look good that looks that looks difficult to get down yeah we had just eaten one more sausage we’d both be doing it sour yep that’s really sour it’s just our yep what is that substance that we have on Malek ass malic acid malic pick a UK place all right so the next one I got oh I left number two hours oh okay yes good we can backtrack for a second Margate Oxford Bath Bristol nuki Edinburgh Cardiff Cambridge London Edinburgh that’s in the homeland i’ma go with London because the buses yeah London because of the buses okay do you want to eat sausage or you want to move on to the next that’s the third movie in the Mission Possible series this is London because of the buses and it’s just you’re getting on and off buses cuz that’s also easy to do that’s why you got it may that’s just like a smoked sausage no it’s a it’s a particular animal do you know what it is oh yeah there’s something particular about this animal caribou no it’s it’s Shane deer she sheep sausage it’s not bad but it’s not bad but let me spit it violently into the pail well my pail is getting full of nasty sausage alright so then we’ve got number eight all right I’m going to say these and then we’re going to censor them pick a British British swear word a British swear word okay these all mean the same thing I think so far what was the one before it was after can you do them all again okay that one I don’t like any of them they all sound gross to me I’ll go for the first one yeah do you know what that is yes okay and shaped like a bell speaking of what sausage did you pick number eight this is one looks bruised don’t you hang out more you diseased sausages and I just hang out I’ve eaten so many you should join no I don’t have to I have Miami beans in my Marmite I don’t like the pop of the sausage because on the other side of the pop is the nasty whoo you can pop it with something I can pre pop it ah that looks horrible liver blood was another kind of animal porcupine it’s listened to the liver of an animal no it’s the blood of an animal I mean I guess some of it is in there it’s a possum sausage possum sausage what that’s was possibly dark how could it possibly be well it’s a bruised possum okay oh look at the darkness two more questions Greg a British TV show Downton Abbey the office peaky blinders Luthor black mirror Sherlock Doctor Who the crown or the fall what hmm lots of good ones here this is toughness like me or for you huh you know what I’m gonna go with Sherlock great great little show all right and I have number nine here I’m gonna eat after I’m gonna I’m gonna bite it dag spit it out let’s be real after this next question yeah pick some British food Scotch egg fish and chips Yorkshire pudding bangers and mash yeah scone my pie beans on toast Marmite on toast Oh fry up fry up what’s in the second one fish and chips I’m gonna listen patient beans on toast of course all right we ready results and while we’re waiting it’s time for that sausage honestly I you know the the ranking is is subjective I think you’re gonna love this one right yeah yeah okay I mean you ate the worst one on the board brother I did um still tasty this is the next worst one on the board and it’s got like veiny flecks of some sort of herb veiny flex is another British television show comes on after peaky blinders there you go sure you got enough see country it I’ll see a skeleton what is that oh that’s a bug man yeah what kinds of bugs larvae crickets craw that’s the sausage or the pincher the sausage is a venture which is the fourth movie in the bad it’s great this is the moment you’ve been waiting for you want to try no okay who wants their answers first I don’t want to know like who were choosing from to guess who I think I am before you tell me who I actually oh oh based on what I have here it’s a wide okay all right okay we’ll go with links first well he’s off screen blowing his nose link you’re totally Prince William the future King yeah well love your family and we’ll make one excellent leader well done he doesn’t drink tea I don’t so don’t know how you love your family is coming through in these questions now Rhett this one I mean we ain’t taking this it says am ellipses best royal position ever you’re one of the Queen’s beloved corgis you get the whole run of Buckingham Palace and just a grub being pampered and everyone loves you of course yeah corgis watching black mirror if there if there is a core you watch a black mirror please introduce me red I’d like for you to meet the black mirror watching Corgi he came all the way over the power and meets you go to the buses just for that need to send a card but don’t know what to say the B ymb greeting card says it best buy it now at mythical dot store