welcome to give mythical more elevator pitch hey we got an idea for a movie the movies called so I’m gonna take a second to tell us and we will Dan sandal evil Dan let me tell you about Dan he’s not a sand weevil he’s just an expert on sand we write he travels the globe looking for him what is a sand weevil well good question it’s a weevil that gets all up in sand yeah instead of bowls it’s the next big thing boll weevils are out saying weevils are in and Dan is all about them and so are you so get in on the ground floor now we’re actually on the penthouse suite so I guess you’re getting out sorry what do you think he’s gone can we have your money in the house all right Josh come on in with your magical nacho cart so what we’re gonna do here is we’re gonna make the world’s most expensive nachos because that’s a great title for a video I love being hungry and then eating something amazing on our show those those things don’t typically line up there’s lots of times that I’m hungry and then I eat a testicle and there’s lots of times that I’m not hungry at all because I’ve been eating testicles all day and they give me something really good did you say you loved being hungry I’ve got nothing but beans on this why you’re doing it lunch lady style huh yeah just slopping it up that’s the best way to my opinion those are good beans man right thank you I mean we’re going to Maya Copa my Mayakoba Mayakoba with Abby Maya Sharapova cool a kiss it’s actually better off of dr. Joe Lobo there’s no rafasa miserable I’m dead serious it is Maria Sharapova oh gosh so much beans yeah maybe maybe make some options like there’s gonna be more we’re not just gonna go straight beans on this there’s a lot of chips under the thing happen is when she’d go down and you come up with a chip yeah I’d end up with one beat you know this is you’re gonna be sadder if there’s not enough beans than too much beans do we have any be no you have some in office Rhett keeps be no like on his desk I actually have it on the trip you have an IV uh actually it goes into a port I can’t show you the pork it’ll gross you out and you won’t want to eat nachos but I have a Pinot for what is that that’s the duck didn’t get to try tasty duck ma’am that’s good that’s tasty for a waterfowl almost every bite has the has the skin on it oh my that’s the carnitas oh my god I think the carnitas maybe my maybe my favorite the carne crew salivating you guys want some of this when it’s over you’re welcome to whatever we don’t eat whatever I mean 98% of we’re only gonna breathe on it for you know next ten minutes or so we will yes I recommend all of it this is gonna be dinner dinner for you guys if you want it’s not for you huh you can find a chip now the thing I’m gonna politely ask is that we don’t go I mean you that the hot sauce didn’t seem too hot on your tacos it’s not that you you you needed you probably need to do like a hot side yeah I mean a lot side and then a medium-sized oh my gosh I mean this is a landmark experience people you know we we get frequently asked what’s the worst thing you’ve ever eaten on good mythical morning and then some people also say and what’s the best thing you need usually they say what’s the thing that you expect it to be bad but was actually good never you say what’s the well you have any good stuff yeah forget that we make good stuff every once in a while what is that this is the Exile Augie this is all that’s that state yeah doing it you’re putting that special certified Oh be in it it was just it’s so good we shouldn’t be the nachos on the certificate of authenticity and then I think that’s what the cow would have wanted don’t bring the cow into this I’m having a lot of sorry yeah I want to dissociate I lost my tongue somewhere back there we’re not gonna be able to transport this man no we’re not this is just stuck to the deaths it’s too heavy well you transport it in your tummy do you know that we get up and walk one in ten shoe she dope peppers is hot yep I was there when the waiter said that but I said it to the table we went out to eat and I and I said it to the table and Ling is that I mean like no this isn’t trying to be a notice of the flavorful did you know one out of every six we do peppers hot he’s like and in the waiter came up he said fair warning one out of every ten his heart never felt so validating in my life now I get I just don’t want you to put the hot on their hope about on their no hot at all I’m too I’m also tired of waiting for you to uh this is a much longer finish you guys want to help out right also that rule applies only to do anything I kind of like watching by the way I mean we did all the work and making this that’s true you just yes your yapper and I knew everything fire away from your face I think that was a nice thing to do you knew it all man we did it all you should do something that neither you guys ordered but I was super stoked on this is the corn salsa I boiled the corn in a hibiscus flower tea I’m sorry why are you laughing something funny about me we’re at of course you did hibiscus tea oh that’s color thank you some tree shapes what I do and then this cheese yeah the cheese is really awesome too what’s special by the cheese oh you ready just like good cheese makers made it somebody who wants a lot of cheese I’ll just yeah dreams kind of yeah somebody wants a lot of cheese a little more cheese over here I mean this when your son have it have it man you’re gonna do shaking globs of cheese also nuts coming on its globbed up I got the fanciest hot sauce I could find on the Internet sure enough I know now that you guys are huge truffle guys I just thought it’s a hilarious looking bottle trough and it’s like a it’s that thing looks like a fresh truffle but in a diamond geometric shape let me show you that before we it’s a little bit sweet I was skeptical at first and now I can’t stop eating it like all the time it’s sweetened very roughly how you like that sound all right let’s dig in um it it is very sweet I got it just a little little bit oh my word that’s good I think you should do a hot side right yeah just one Hut I was just maybe a hot third we’ll do a hot third yeah you know you want me to yeah get a little drizzle that there is all right where do we I’m trying to figure out how to get just kind of one I think I that is so wrong feel so guilty for you guys just watching will let you have something a little bit once I got all I want you can have whatever you want from what’s left the compliment no the stoic philosophers had an approach to eating and it was they never let themselves enjoy the fancy foods of their day because they said that it ruined them to be able to enjoy everyday food so they ate really simple really bland food all the time this is the exact opposite of philosophy we have taken nachos to their extreme made them as good as they possibly can which is ultimately making us happy right now but we’ll make us regret every future nacho experience so this is just a roundabout way to say just throw you Josh I didn’t hear a word you said I was Billy minutes nacho I’m sorry it’s over our nacho experience moving forward is knuck is gonna pale in comparison so that you’ve ruined it there’s something distinctly Chipotle ish about it too you know yeah you got the corn okay almost like we’re trying to copy what they do but maybe I should pull a first came out yeah and it was so blew your mind you’re like what huh you’re telling me that I can just have you make it in front of me yeah you don’t have to go anywhere right here in front of me you’re gonna make a burrito for me that’s crazy they made you feel so special yeah in 2006 2006 Chipotle was the most special place in the world and I wish I could get it back yeah now it’s just been copied improved we can do this for the rest of it having a naked phone is embarrassing but you can avoid that by popping into mythical dad store and buying some of our pop sockets