GMMore 1386: Hilarious International Movie Posters (GAME) ft. Paul Scheer

let’s see they can’t help but click through to see where this is gonna land Paul oh ten words story I’ll start well oh wait me all right grams three words oh we’re building it together oh yeah doll could we do through the Gothic I thought we had to build it like each other ten word story about the man just spilt his large pail on mom’s yep oops oopsies I spin the wheel alright and then what happens is they can’t resist seem where the wheels gonna land and they click through and then when they do I get the big payoff of that there’s large pail on mom’s carpet oopsie oopsie one two three four five six seven eight nine ten you don’t have to count it because there’s three of us so a beaver I don’t two three six nine and Nineveh date night and it went back to me ya know is like she did oh this is all about me saying the right thing and all I could think was happy place which is to who was mom’s happy place what is that right no we don’t we don’t do anything again guys you want to play another game yeah yes yeah we do okay so Paul you’ve got your podcast how did this get made yeah we want to do something that is tangentially related to that okay how did this international movie poster get made so basically apparently well show us the fur I think the best way to learn is by showing us the first one well are we gonna do this as if it was dummies oh crap I forgot about that actually we are doing it right now I’m doing you oh yeah yeah right yeah there we go Oh convincing it’s just all about the arm placement you don’t even know who’s doing who’s voice right yeah that’s right I don’t even norm right I’m Paul talking through links mouth see Wow piece of carpet we put those people yeah look I’m drinking water how does that even happen impossible okay so let’s let’s see the first one here and see okay okay so I’m gonna tell you it’s from the former Czechoslovakia and now you have to guess what movie it is for I can’t even created an original poster which has nothing to do with anything I’m actually a big fan of this see like all these countries that are not America you basically create their own poster and this is their take on something and boy oh boy what could that be I mean to be a merit century but it’s not appealing this is appealing to the culture the different sensibilities yeah like all right so crutch dot cool it looks like there’s two towers maybe or extended teeth’s that’s from a bird there’s their nipple slash cupcake you see a horse in there I mean I also see like a watering can watering a man part of me is like is it running man you know because it looks like the big conglomerates of the city are chasing down but my goodness girl I think this is so surreal like being John Malkovich I mean or you could just go at a different direction to be like moonlight because you’ve censored things off of this well we just just the actor and directors names but do you see do you see a man there I see a man and this is his mouth and then his nose is coming down and watering and holding he’s holding like a hose a piece of wood that’s a golf club is it Pinocchio no you see something on his back and he’s holding something to fire on his back all right so I’m gonna say this is backdraft it’s ghostbusters whoa what in the form of the pack and yeah that is but this is by ghostbusters by someone who has never seen ghostbusters what is that is like a Picasso rendering of the ghost boy yeah yeah what was wrong separating a little bit more on the nose let’s see another one Oh from Poland mmm so it’s like a fleshy ribcage with eyeballs huh all right so this Nostromo strombel is it like maybe like a like finding Nemo but like you know it’s like finding yourself and Finding Nemo at the same time it goes deep to your loins and do you think it’s a horror movie well I hope it’s a horror movie but lives on the first poster I don’t know I’m gonna say it’s Poland and they’re gonna take something that isn’t a horror movie and make it look like a horror movie yeah yeah because I feel like they’re a little they’re dark they’re cold so that’s what’s going on there they make movie posters for TV shows because it could be like Grey’s Anatomy oh that’s a good point yeah because it is a bit as a body I think that was a moving in Poland mm-hmm I feel like it’s not a ribcage I think it is well a heart or a head with arteries yeah I’ll give you a hint but it’s otherworldly it’s an alien movie documentary about Lance Armstrong alien oh oh it’s what the alien looked like by the way you gave us a really big hint you said Oh usually I thought she said it’s an alien movie but so apparently it doesn’t have to have anything to do with what you see in the moon I think their artistic interpretation you got it I’m not positive that they’re like the poster that was used I think it’s like oh it’s from these places get to Poland and figure this out all right let’s see another oh I know that’s cool-looking you’re on this I figure our wars Empire Strikes Back or something it looks like that’s a Darth Vader head those are lightsabers on the top what’s going around on the other side I don’t know but I feel like this is a Star Wars kind of a thing or Lion King okay you realize while you’re talking that it’s a lot it’s like a cafe yeah you got Star Wars but where is it from Oh Russia it’s Russia yep did I say that already No you see the text that man yo except for the Lion King part you were hedging the edged wow you’re getting good at this now this is another one from Poland devil’s advocate I know the devil is kind of in her head the devil is like poisoning the person Yeah right so we need a movie with a devil yeah the devil tickles your brain with his tail nun that one knows I like that favorites that’s a good one Marlon Brando fantastic in it said a shirtless Richard Simmons oh man this is why Richard Simmons hasn’t been seen for so long because the devil’s tail – oh I think it’s going into the devil actually yes thanks okay usual suspects or the wind or six cents well there is a devil involved but it’s the thing is coming out of the human was coming in yes they made the Exorcist not scary at all yeah that’s difficult look I mean but look at the other side of it I mean is that too scary a guy just staying in the street under a streetlight that if you took away everything that we know it’d be like that’s some dude in the with a briefcase yeah yeah all right hit me whoa I’m gana this is fan art from Ghana okay I love this I feel like this has to be some sort of is the movie title up there and you’ve just taken it out okay charlie is a Charles Branson movie Bronson Ron yeah Richardson’s brother Charles Branson is more of a Missouri action bass politely to give back his daughter hazel can we work on that together though I mean if that Charlie Manson the nicest guy to get back all the money don’t you feel you gets like a faster oh I know this is mission impossible it’s Tom Cruise mission impossible – oh that’s what I’m going for because there’s a motorcycle it’s just one but I mean I’m gonna give it to you human centipedes guess where it’s from Mooka Poland of course the little match girl oh I know all right look what is it it’s a human and fly the Jeff Goldblum Oh Isaac the fly thing up is larva yes Paul is knocking this out of the park you have a talent that mukha I don’t know what you’re gonna do with no nothing nothing nothing I would be pretty good at pretending that could read polish if I walked around a movie theater Mission Impossible fall out that’s I do want to print all of these in and put them up more can we play Superman I like seeing somebody be good at something I think we won great job Cheers and we were doing ventriloquism with each other the entire time so actually you won you guessed the most that’s right and I got to say Paul I don’t know if I would have been able to make it made it through the episode without you being here because it was so weird it was just so weird look I think any time you get a bunch of people who do a very niche thing in one room we basically invited ourselves to an a company Christmas party and then we just watched it was great yeah yeah oh yeah I mean in there are different levels of ventriloquism and there’s different levels of dummies all every one of them great everyone all different like like flavors in a Baskin Robbins if they still even have those hey that’s sherbert great I like you like sherbert maybe I like alright let’s get into it knock it out of the park with this be your mythical best baseball t-shirt available of mythical dot store

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