welcome to good mythical more check your voicemail we have a voicemail let’s check it hello I was just wondering how many hearts does it take for a coward fart and a balloon to make it what how many farts good question does it take to fill up a balloon if you were a cow farting into said balloon to make it float to make you float I believe it was to make it float there’s methane just filling things with methane make them float about it is it’s a greenhouse gas so I think it probably does rise what does it rise enough to fill a balloon to make the balloon rise it’s less than a freaking scienter man oh it’s less about that it’s that we don’t even need to know the answer to that because trying to put a balloon up to the tuchus of a cow to get it to forcefully fart with such a velocity as to start to expand the balloon you know how it’s hard to start a balloon I can give you the real answer natural gas or methane is also a lighter than air not because it contains helium which is most of it does not but because it yeah because it’s a freakin different thing it is just less dense than air it can be used to fill balloons but it suffers from the same flammability and explosion hazard as hydrogen yeah you can’t Hindenburg you can’t tap the power of anus of of the cow anus to actually blow up a balloon I know you could now you could I don’t want to kill it make a capture though but you could capture the farts and then fill up the balloon yourself you tell me mekin you take a deflated balloon and put it into a cow’s anus with wine with the and then you glue around it right you got to do something to seal it yeah still won’t work the force they know it’s not even much they can’t fart enough to fill up or blow it can’t know what you collect it with a different thing and then you and then you put it we got a box I don’t know what the answer of more MREs we’re gonna open because I think there’s some some sides hopefully some drinks and especially a desert – in here we are going to eat why’d you turn it there it is mio ready-to-eat individual so so they’re going they’re going through like oh they’re going through training and stuff carrying these boxes on their back do not rough actually I don’t think so I think that I think that you you are giving like your individual meals right and you carry them on on your person so I’m gonna break into this I think it has been broken into right there it’s upside down you just pull that tape off you could use that tape on the couch oh you know what we wanted to take a second to talk about this new t-shirt available at Medical dot store this is the beginning of what we’re calling our mythicality line get it this one is specifically the curiosity they represent different aspects of mythicality this one’s of curiosity we also have the positivity and the connectivity all three tees available at mythical dot store yeah yeah so um if you enter if you enter mythical I don’t know it’s open to your interpretation you let us know yeah it’s what you make it man that’s how I’d like to like to give a shout out to Steve 1989 MRE info who populates his YouTube channel with MRE reviews exclusively congratulations on your success and thank you for being an inspiration to us today Steve 1989 MRE info subscribe to his channel it’s not Stevie Stevie I didn’t say Stevie 1989 MRE info which is used 1987 not Emory not oh you’re not doing that you’re not doing 1989 I’m not doing 1989 right now no meatball in marinara sauce you’re Taylor Swift fan though I am who is not meatball marinara sauce I got a chili and macaroni are just the same brand that we used in the in our test yeah mi REE they feel like there’s there’s a lot more going on beef shredded and barbecue sauce Oh beef stew warfighter recommended warfighter tested warfighter of warfighter warfighter I’ve got a elbow macaroni in tomato sauce chili and macaroni chill a a mecca honey that wasn’t French maybe there’s chicken chunks white cooked so I thought we were getting candy drinks guys I think it might be I’m in there don’t get my hopes oh I’ve got to get into the bath oh it’s inside yeah you gotta get into a bag and though you got a whole looks yeah why I see wild berry poking out there which one is you open I opened the elbow macaroni and tomato sauce oh I’m opening the meatballs in marinara sauce okay so for dessert in this one I have a blank package no pears I got pears they didn’t label the actual thing because once you open up is like Werfel house that’s pears there’s just skittles in there just skittles actual skittle cheese bread wheat white wheat snack bread TFS what is TF that means today for is Friday fam today’s Friday fam this must be okay so this is just for Turkish football players okay there’s some gum in here keep your breath fresh when you’re leaning over say hey the urban dictionary definition is that’s funny oh it’s for those who refused to adopt lol as a means of conveying joy and laughter via text message I refuse to adopt lol but I don’t know how boring it PFF yet oatmeal cookie tff hey link I got some protein powder let me see your water you also have water oh yeah but I would like to give you I’d like to gift you this is tff man tff man all right and then I’m going with the oatmeal cookie let’s see how this fared it’s a mix in yeah look at that that’s just it smells to be chocolate look you have a look look at you system and open that or open that oatmeal cookie see if it stayed intact well it’s not gonna stay intact if I don’t completely open it this is the kind of stayed intact mostly yes you know how it’s harder to make hot chocolate when the waters not hot it’s kind of what’s happening here how is that a bit dry maybe you have to add saliva to it I am it’s not a bad flavor though it’s a good flavor it’s just a horrible consistency um-hmm how’s that chocolate drink I made for you it really is not cooperating in terms of being mixed would you like some pears in it let me taste it you’re all some pears in your chocolate oh that’s bad I mean it’s not that much worse than hot chocolate in a in a thing in water instead of milk but that’s not good here’s a little dessert a pear have a pear no tropical punch flavored no fruit juice that’s not bad I’d like to give you this into your oh look at that here pour that into my cup and have some pears because the pears are one of the best better things I’ve tasted yeah it looks really good yeah I love powder basically you like it he says no fruit juice is like kool-aid type situation oh it’s look at the key what’s in a gin yeah you hold the pear oh um yeah for minutes waiting for you to take them look gosh look what look what’s happening to this that is it stuff you’re just gonna have to eat it like it just got slimy yeah maybe that’s part of maybe there’s a fancy cocktail hmm there’s probably instructions but the pears like you said they are great fruity garlic fruity garlic mashed potatoes meatballs a marinara I mean I’m going into the the beef stew I think this is gonna there doesn’t tell you what else is in there it’s a surprise that’s a little fun little part of your day which one did you say beef stew what else is in the beef do I don’t know tff mean you you open the chili macaroni or did you not white you through basic training cuz white chicken jump at cooked yeah they say it’s a resealable pack but it’s hard to unseal at first really got easier all your I think I’d be sick training for me I need a bayonet in order to get into the actual oh yeah that was satisfying what do we got in here military rations are good performance but Freaky Friday that’s what it is food gives you energy the more energy you burn that’s a good more food you need definitely exposed in a moment that I’m opening my MRE you really gotta be behind some shelter oh wait you want a carbonated carbohydrate electrolyte beverage powder yeah right here I on top of the chocolate powder now it says on here tips if you can’t eat all of the food in the ration eat some of each component to get a balance of nutrients basically it is like listening I know you’re not gonna be able to stomach all this Oh buddy buddy here you go link your dream is about to come true be my buddy what is it what is it I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to get into it what is it but what is it just rip it don’t need to make this easier you expend so many calories trying to get into this stuff you’re just you’re breaking even when I eat it it’s not for civilians what is it [Music] help me how to pump it there you go how’s that that made you had that made you happy Chad’s jealous now take a walk on the weirder side with these mythicality ‘z get them all at mythical dot store