GMMore 1392: Unbelievable Cocktail Names (GAME) ft. Shameless Cast

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I even got on are you talking about the bouzouki with the position I am a pizookie yes well I am too I also do the martini shake I was really good haha okay well you ought to be really good at this and we’re not competing against each other were just playing as a team you ever been to a BJ’s I’m just gonna say she just went from BJ’s and – shameless BJ’s okay I get it I tried I tried a short trip to hell is that a drink an official drink or not um nope see it sounds like if you just cook if you just down it’d be like you get the hell really quickly no but here’s why it should be a long trip to hell that would be a drink that’s why I don’t think it is nope alright I’m deferring to you guys why would it because when his people that are gonna take that gonna order a long trip to hell they want to have a journey order that they’re gonna be they’re going to give me a long trip they’ll give you a short trip to hell he’s right who wants to get to hell quick all right your final answers that is real ah it’s made with peach strawberry and wild berry schnapps mmm it’s finished with a can of redbull and a short a short a shot of Jagermeister it’s a quick dog flea medicine what are your dog’s names star star mine is dead okay that’s a really horrible name for a dog you know you could have said well it was named where’s mine is dead Imani Imani fleas or bugs are nasty so no that sounds like a cold brew it sounds like something that fleas are not appetizing in medicine so nobody would order that yeah this is fake fake fake yeah all right let’s not agree because I feel like there’s so many of us there’s some competition yet you’re competitive very you think you’re right about everything sure I usually lose stuff okay but I feel like I can win this okay let’s go the points of the points are on people and what we can don’t think you know is good no that’s okay yeah it’s true alone this is it this is long a lonely island lost in the middle of a foggy sea come on that’s true why real because I I called it something else but similar I think that’s true I think it’s probably something that they had in like Boston area where it’s all like foggy and stuff and it’s probably a take on a Long Island iced tea real fake it’s a Long Island iced tea like in the middle of the rock martini Oh for me it’s real give Chanel our point simply too many words think Frank I think I’m going with fake as well you might pull ahead here it is real all right this cheeky cocktail it combines pineapple coffee and three types of room see three types of rum cuz you know when a Long Island I see it uses all the liquor it’s like I knew I had to have a lot huh I’m so glad you made this accommodation we’ve all right yeah monkey gland I’m gonna say real mmm monthly monkey glad you’re eating their own land you’re heard gland used in a drink that’s what I’m saying it’s I mean that one it could be like a delicatessen right like an actual gland and the monkey people use that but they would use it probably more for their skin you know how people use sheep stuff to get there we use sheep what you know things the Rocky Mountain Oysters sheep parts did she Park how people ropes you do that yeah thanks I think this is fake this ain’t real I’m gonna go or through okay it is real classic nineteen twenties cocktail that features Jen orange juice absinthe and pomegranate grenadine okay I don’t know if we could come back at this point here we go you can’t all right you know I don’t know if I can say this hesita cursed observe Hepzibah episode hence the hearse hepzibah’s curse no this is fake and the person who wrote it probably has like a friend from high school whose last name was that that is so detailed Wow okay she made this logically if she got the whole thing right Ellie if you made this up and it is somebody you went to high school with their last name I’m gonna say that this is uh I’m going with fake as well okay because you’ve been right I’m gonna go real I’m gonna go to real I think it’s fake and I think everything you said was okay it is faith yes and let me ask Ellie about the situation okay all right Oh lady wow I am racking up the points that’s real that sounds good this sounds good yeah it sounds real who’s that lady hello I’d like a who’s that lady you know it’s like you’re distracted real I bet it’s a chocolaty drink because when it was made it probably they thought of me they’re all going real real but if it’s chocolaty she gives I get an extra it is fake oh that’s a good really be real and named it after Chanel way until it actually is named after someone Ellie knew in high school Steve who’s that nipper name every time she pops into your head crucial ad maker kosher baby maker real so a Jewish penis oh sure baby maker you know how you drink it without a whole gosh you gotta cut the top off but it’s definitely circumcised oh sure baby thank you this is real or is it just a kosher baby maker with the schmuck garnish this is real okay I don’t even know if we have to censor the word schmuck we don’t it’s an actual thing okay sorry what were your guess is we have real real fake real it is on the board you’ve got a point on the board one Christine okay we get it oh you had a kosher okay thank you wait a minute trick question this is good ass for a big kosher Babymakers set the New Year on fire no no that’s just like a motto that’s not that’s that’s not a drink that’s like something you say on New Year’s Eve when you’re really drunk and you’re like hey it’s real and they they probably light it it’s one of those funky drinks like you would get it at Tom Tom or something but only on the 31st only on the 31st and January first as a special for Jan yes what do you say I think she knows reasoning is very sound but I’m gonna still disagree with her hey fake I’m gonna say fake too real it is real Campari whiskey mint simple syrup lime juice and a flaming lime wedge okay here we go dances with wrenches it’s actually winches yeah what oh man I don’t actually know what it is is wrenches winches either way what you tell me is it’s fake so that’s fake dances with winches dances with wrenches it’s wrenches winches dances with winches help you well if it’s winches its remain be it’s real right right wrenches definitely does not exist all right no I’m saying the drink I’ve seen 100 I’ve seen a rich and I’ve danced with one that may be something that is European I’m gonna go with real wench that’s no oh wenches cuz we’re taking the arm oh I just told you they they took the our uh fake wolves yes winches no fake ok ok it is real good job it’s probably somewhere across the pond right how do you are you so far exactly because I’m a genie is killing all of us yes oh we can’t not win but let’s just see if she can just put us further under ok a fall wedding and a spring divorce that’s hilarious but it’s fake but that’s funny oh ok you know what we’re not gonna argue with her she says it’s fake its fake ok guys it’s me let’s just drink 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