GMMore 1393: Cotton Candy Burrito Taste Test

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good mythical more you got to write which again in that game there’s a lot that’s an A that’s an A+ man a bad mouth some burritos but you know what I think it’s my problem I think I need to see what I’m eating because something about a burrito every bite to me is very strategic like oh I’m gonna get I see a little rice peeking out but I want some meat over here so I’m like I’m doing one of these like so you’re telling of a mite that when you’re eating a burrito you’re thinking a lot about eating the burrito that’s a surprise exclusively yeah I mean hey me a burrito and the whole world disappears you guys both had I feel like you went in maybe with high hopes for kotoba yeah yeah the Chipotle one that you gave 15 now can I tell you what happened in my mind there so the very first big burrito like big homemade style burrito that I ever had in the wild well it was a place called Baja burrito in Raleigh this is messing my story up but the second place I ever had like back when I was being introduced to the world of fresh made burritos it was Qdoba because there was in Raleigh mm-hmm and I thought it was absolutely incredible it was like this revelation that they could make a burrito in front of you there was one in Beavercreek Commons which was close be very calm he used to live go over there and I and I haven’t had a key of a burrito where all the beavers gathered that very early stage and so I think it was a nostalgic thing but it turns out that Chipotle has done for real what Qdoba had done in my head right q DOMA has these um cheese sauces but we didn’t have the cheese sauce in that Qdoba did we I think that gives in there I didn’t taste what something really tangy and good was in the Chipotle one right on the top right on the top of that so they make I’ve heard whispers across the internet of cotton candy rap desert burritos happening I’ve never had one and I’m gonna make one right now those are peanut butter Eminem’s hey Tommy dad got peanut M&Ms peanut butter and hippie cotton candy day daddy’s Thank You Kenny Randy hey you want to hear a sweet nothing I always do meet me after the show and I’ll share some pills I found in the parking lot I’m gonna make you eat your screams you want some help daddy does daddy need a big helper yes oh you wanna hang out yeah have you made a kind candy burrito before no I have it I usually only eat things I find in the parking lot so this will be a nice change of pace do you have any qualms about eating something that is like a part of you yeah that raised a certain ethical dilemmas but whatevs we’re just chilling yeah I like your attitude yeah have you seen this done by like yours it makes me sick oh he’s doing like you what can I do to help you daddy a big helper I feel like I feel like um just give me some advice yeah yeah okay well I mean go away and stop being on the show for one I mean I’m in about layer of adhesive oh yeah being on the show for one yeah okay that’s a good start this is the person we can have our show when we practice kissing yeah looking for waiters get girlfriends yeah yeah yeah yeah looking forward to that oh yeah good scoop what what accoutrements yeah would you like to add some peanut oh yeah for me yeah no I don’t want to do it now that I know you like it I’m just gonna do chocolate I’m a big chocolate guy yeah I don’t like chocolate oh it’s a dark rain oh like the dark rain that’s gonna fall over earth I actually don’t like peanuts so oh cool yeah I’m gonna put some on then all right yeah it’s relatively easy to manipulate don’t like that at all yeah a little I really hate some crushed up or cool yeah oh yeah all right I know you don’t like these so can I have these you can have that okay now Internet there was like wispy we’ve got kind of clumpy oh yeah okay stem is where the nutrients are hi Bert I think if you take this all the way over and then you’re supposed to you know what they’ll do they’ll roll it and then they’ll pull it back you know they just like grab it and then pull it back Randy yeah wrapped in plastic that’s how they’re gonna find your body Eppie cotton candy day daddy’s you already said that yeah okay it’s never you know what you can’t say that too many times it’s always cotton candy day in hell okay um so there there it is oh there’s another one under here yeah put some we’re not gonna share that that’s a pretty impressive this is very it’s very long long burrito and it does look like it’s got its got some it’s held up on a skillet I tied it into a knot did you yeah he did how’d you learn to do that oh you know just messing around in my dorm oh you never know you currently in college yeah UCLA I’m a comparative lit major yeah that’s a guess one of my favorite subject how do I even pick this I don’t I’m gonna use this plastic to pick it up I’m gonna use it to my advantage we have a knife I have my trunk can you go get it out of your trunk no that’s my knife only for me to hold I’ll show it to you later tonight though but yeah I could actually go get a knife that that would actually help get it out of your car man I want to see your knife I always knew he was somebody somebody locked the door too late okay um Kenny Reina you wanna you want to cut to the frito yeah sure do oh yeah I’m good with the knife oh yeah it’s a pretty good cross-section though yeah it kind of fell apart but look at that hmm you might need to take the burrito class at UCLA irony I already got my science credit so I’m good well I guess I’ll just fight this huh Randy oh yeah take a big bite I usually don’t like to bite ice cream yeah how do you feel about that be your last meal hmm it’s kind of weird to watch I can’t buy I think my face is it are you anticipating I heard of your teeth or is it is it hurting okay it was just a weird bit with the way you went in was very so hesitant huh yeah I’ll take a little bit home gosh you know what I’m not nuts about chips this is pretty good oh yeah you did a pretty good job with this zip up in 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