
when face congratulations to William you win a GMM poster thanks for submitting your win face William poster it’s that easy all right yeah members if you wanted if you haven’t read the book of mythicality pick one up and wherever books are being picked up these days or read in inaudible form because we have that version welcome Jen Keiko Kevin and for the first time on good mythical more Bethany Kevin you’re you’re actually you’re just getting further behind me everybody’s good that way okay here’s what we’re gonna do he’s going we have that poisoning listening to me food poisoning stories oh and we’re going to hear these stories and then we’re going to match them to the crew member that we think suffer this particular food poisoning okay all right starting with mayo left out all day here’s the story link right there on that monitor once you read that years ago I made a salami and cheese sandwich with mayo and brought it with me to work but forgot to put it in the fridge and instead left it in my backpack in a hot AC less room all day by the time my lunch break came in I was so hungry that I decided to eat the sandwich anyway but I got about 75% of the way through when I realized the Mayo was off just off off I spent the next 48 hours evacuating everything from my insides and I swore I’d never eaten Mayo again okay Mayo is a thank you who I have seen he made somebody was hungry I got 75% way through before they decided to taste it aggressive eater you’re grinning like a possum I can do this and I don’t think I’ve seen Jen eat mayonnaise in a while hmm but but hold on hold on is it just for context she said years ago and she’s like I brought it to work with me I think we would know because this is our first job out of school and I don’t remember Jen evacuating ourselves yeah Jen if you ever if your body has ever evacuating you need to tell him but do you remember 48 hours evacuating everything do you remember Jen saying I gotta go home lump stick for two days Jen’s not a complainer right I hate that about you I’m just trying to make an ironic joke about I don’t know I’m I think it’s just because she’s grinning so much okay we can give it a meaning cuz I was already looking I think we’re gonna have to do the old switcheroo here’s another one open gas station salsa I stopped to get gas after my friend’s wedding and for some reason thought it was a good idea to eat from the open bowl of chips and salsa that was sitting outside sitting out inside the gas station what an hour later I was throwing up all over our rental cars my brother oh there’s a driving 95 miles an hour to get me back to our hotel there’s a reckless brother and a friend who got married yeah yeah that’s I mean I think any of these folks could have friends again marry I just went to a buddy Kevin just went to already two brothers Wow I also have two brothers I also went to wedding and our brother so you’re lying but this is someone this is someone who takes risks this is someone who’s willing to go up to open salsa in a gas station I think there’s a certain type of person that like involuntarily dips chips and salsa whenever they see it – I mean that there’s pizza you know Pavlovian I want to give this with a [Laughter] okay next we’ve got Chipotle chicken salad bowl Oh chicken salad bowl the next day it felt like my insides were falling out and my diet for the rest of the week consisted of white bread white rice and applesauce hmm for those days I made sure I always had a bathroom in my line of vision just like Disneyland with trash kids okay got a little comedic panache that is way that is fun there’s an acronym for what you’re supposed to eat if you’ve got an upset stomach and B bread our rice a applesauce and then there’s one other thing what is it toast toast bread no no it’s brat it’s bananas rice applesauce and toast for the four things you’re supposed to eat yeah I don’t know why applesauce applesauce seems kind of weird but if you look it up on the Internet’s the BRAT diet if you’re feeling uneasy well I’m pretty sure this is Kevin but we should give it to Jen thereby delaying the entire plane of the game I don’t think I’ve ever seen Kevin order I’ve seen him order from Chipotle and I’ve never seen him to get a chicken salad bowl I think they always gets a burrito this is written by a writer it’s got a little funny funny about Disneyland at the end I appreciate that and I appreciate you paying attention to what I order for lunch so are you saying that this if this isn’t cousin Kevin we have to make this person a rider that’s gonna be awkward not to me okay I’ll give it to Kevin how are we doing guys you with us wait good mythical more works as it could end at any moment if it could actually be over they could have decided the editors could have decided to end it like a mini cup this is just for us that would be problematic mythical lunch mm-hmm a few hours after eating a catered chicken satay bowl lunch here at mythical I felt a little queasy I was able to stick it I was able to stick it through the rest of the day even though I felt like death ooh on my drive home I kept feeling like I needed to throw up but again thought I could stick it out when I was a minute away from home I couldn’t hold it any longer and projectile vomited all over myself in my car oh no now we know that this person works here you should have heard about this yeah somebody kept this to themselves or else they share it among themselves they don’t tell us that’s what happened you don’t you know you guys know about because they don’t want to get fired that’s right you’re definitely going to fire the person [Laughter] especially when you’re the newest employee yeah you know what yeah Bethany had she hasn’t been here very long so she may have thrown a bullet for [Laughter] comfortable now like everyone ate this stuff so it probably wasn’t the sat a bowl of chicken here we say oh you know you’re something else most of the time I don’t have an exact stat here but the majority of the time it is due to something you that you don’t the thing that you think is related to your food poisoning is not true it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t make sense this is just for us yeah but you but you know that’s true people are like oh I had that Taco Bell yeah and it’s just because odds are it’s not it’s probably something two days ago yeah it’s I mean there’s all types of stuff Bethany in your system definitely don’t take it out of that before we get our switcheroo in we usually subject people to something on their first day but all we have is expired ketchup it’s really brown yeah [Music] just a little bit what do you normally liquid when you eat all of it and you get sick wait until you get in your car and you’re almost a little bit of ketchup you don’t have to you don’t have to eat it all but you do have to like oh she’s drinking it yeah how old is that again twenty two years six months get her to taste the other one that one tastes better this is the not expired there’s there’s chunks in this one was this route yeah that’s fine yeah I mean I thought you should’ve done that with the first ones that it’s more vinegary yeah yeah yeah right first it’s really no but this one is uh it’s it loses ketchup melons oh yes and now Kiko don’t have yeah I think Eko it did the makeup me but that’s that’s that’s where I’m feeling feel pretty strongly about that okay final answers mm-hmm Jay let’s start with you this isn’t me yeah which one is okay all right all right Kiko this is congratulations it’s not a promotion right you always while you guys were in Mexico it’s my first it was it happened my first two weeks in with my first two weeks and you guys left for Amsterdam and then we on vacation ah but I also didn’t tell too many people where did it go in your car just on the dashboard but apparently my projectile vomit strength is pretty up there because I ricocheted back onto myself so it I didn’t stop until I got home so it was like a good oh gosh did you vomit so hard that it blew the horn [Laughter] guys I’m two for two oh really yeah I had all different guesses on you okay all right yeah it was a poor choice and I don’t mean like I I do kind of mean a batch my friend’s wedding but she didn’t make me a bridesmaid but the food was really bad Dallas salsa I don’t blame you yeah yeah you got a twin brother I do good yeah how’s that relationship it’s very great can you sense can you sense if he’s in distress right now absolutely yeah he’s actually singing a song right now whoa identical oh haha I’m mayonnaise you know me mayonnaise man I can’t remember this story it’s so long ago did that happen here no different job different time yeah we don’t allow my own you’ve got 75% of the way through cuz you’re a voracious you can’t eat mayonnaise now no I eat it again you’re back in it was like three months and I ate it again yeah I came around I don’t eat man yeah see so that’s why we gave you that one oh you know what better luck next time doesn’t mean anything [Music] mythical Amazon tees now available overseas for free deliveries if you’re a Prime member that is prime shipping now available in the US UK and Germany visit amazon.com slash mythical
