elevator pitch we’re gonna get mythical more we’ve got an idea for a movie it’s called winning to lose the true life story of Bill loser all right picture bill he’s the young athlete trapping and he’s in he’s really good at everything he’s got a pecs and he can make he can make the pecs but one of the things it does is one of his bits as he gets the pecs to go up and down a dance dance dancing Peck seconds so the one thing that he hasn’t won is the peck dancing combats right so he shows up and well he’s actually financed the movie to find out what happens today spoiler alert right they do talk mm-hmm they’re voiced over by Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson yep that’s right can’t you imagine those ladies making voices for pecks and when you be into that and when you think that millions of people would pay millions of dollars to see that they’re already on board yep mm-hmm what do you think Wow that meant that went to a place didn’t it any losses I think that’s this is a spoiler in the title does the the cool part about it is that the nipples are where their mouths are we actually superimpose char leases and Scarlett’s now mouths on to the nipples of this very strapping man been done before viewing we’ll do it better it’ll be very convincing when we do it let’s eat some ice cream lots of pumpkin spice ice creams hanging out in the freezer section of your local Kroger Trader Joe’s Harris Teeter wherever you live Yogurtland oh there’s a fly let it land let it land let it land hope you missed it he flew this way Rett prides himself on being able to kill flies like mr. Miyagi this fly well not with a child wanted to get into our pumpkin spice and daddy ain’t gonna let that happen ain’t gonna happen so we’re gonna rank these good work Rhett you’re amazing every time you do that I’m like wow you’re a magician would you prefer to have a fly no I just I you just can’t do it okay let’s taste these and then oh no somebody’s been in this Josh okay that’s all I needed to hear it’s good I mean I’m just gonna start arbitrarily so there’s this straight-up pumpkin spice or is it have anything else like cheesecake er it’s a pilgrim Joe’s seriously that’s what it says Trader Joe’s got a little funny names for things it’s not bad I don’t prefer pumpkin spice ice cream mm-hmm there’s at least 25 ice creams that I would taste before I would pick one of these so but I mean I think we’re gonna rank these here I would say this is a creaming the thing that strikes me is how creamy it is it struck me as well let’s move on to the Kroger deluxe oh this one’s this is not nearly as orange I think that maybe they’re just looking because they’ve been out for a little bit I actually like ice cream to be oh I don’t like to have to work on my ice cream no yes yeah I love the consistency this one doesn’t have the specs that pilgrim joe’s had this is way better to me oh yeah wait like so much better it’s a lot more subtle like that’s actually it has a spice kind of sensation to it it tastes like cake yeah that is good which one is that it’s mild kroger deluxe so that’s moving in the first place bringing it hmm so we’re gonna designate that as like best worst we want to go with some Enlightenment pumpkin spice latte enlightened nothing lines you are look at that Thank You calories whenever they put the calories that big you know it’s a bad sign pumpkin spice ice cream with ribbons of espresso oh okay you know I’m saying if you’re gonna make claims about your calories yeah that means there’s not very many which usually means that taste has been compromised so I got a little ribbon of espresso in this thing did you that is not good at all oh my gosh he tastes like a mistake it tastes like tastes like an experimental ice cream that should have never been past the concluded phase it tastes like there’s a dead animal is there a dead animal is that what this world is yeah the floor I got in it ooh ooh I mean it is I’m good that is unbearably bad really really horrible private selects you should be ashamed of yourself private so even though we have Kroger deluxe did we not determine in all of our back-and-forth that private selection was also well that’s why the internet slash harris-teeter oh you know what but this it you know what was different about this pumpkin cheesecake is not Oh technically pumpkin spice latte I’m letting it count though that’s good open that one back up is it better this one has a more classically pumpkin taste that’s the best better they’re not the same right no this is this tastes like pumpkin pie in the best way possible and this it’s not quite as good as that this is better mm-hmm that’s definitely second place it’s yeah it’s I mean I can’t really put my finger on it there’s something an elegant pumpkin is oh the reason this tastes like pumpkin pie is because it is pumpkin but oh it’s pumpkin pie flavor oh and it says it on both sides so I turn it around for no reason oh and you know what I would say something crunchy the crust of the pumpkin pie is in this freaking ice cream get any crunches yeah there’s crunches man mm-hm that is an accomplishment these people who in the kroger deluxe season’s best kitchen should be proud of themselves the people in the Enlightenment kitchen enlightening to any light you don’t need to go back to the drawing board we ain’t done yet because we got this one here but I got some Yogurtland first of all I think that putting the the caught I mean I guess but pumpkin spice latte is a thing but putting the espresso with this isn’t work man now what you know now what flavor is this from yogurt lime straight-up pumpkin spice or pumpkin pie flavor well it’s tangy because of the yogurt which I want to give it a chance to the tang sometimes the tango sneak up on you nothing wrong with a little Tang in your life if you’re not expecting the tang and all of a sudden is there mmm you have to acclimate I need to try this again maiya I still like it you know what this tastes like candy not good the more I eat worse it gets switch off yep I totally agree we’ve done it if you want to get a pumpkin flavored thing again these are ultimately are not pumpkin spice this is pumpkin pie pumpkin cheesecake sorry I just lost my grip on reality if you lost your grip on the smallest spoon known to man this is some magical stuff go out now to Kroger and get your deluxe pumpkin pie with the crust in there that is really good and then writes a letter like a handwritten letter thank you but write it in your own bullets you can’t get Pizza stains on our black-on-black logo t-shirts 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