GMMore 1404: Ridiculous BMX Bike Fails (GAME)

welcome to good mythical more whoo finally sing your username oh we hit this okay we’re going to sing this and we’re just gonna make it happen link cookie cookie look at you just a Superman cookie but your real name is Clara which explains why you call yourself boy that’s a moon coup yeah and now I know why you never hit it I I thought I did pretty great suno muku cinnamon cookie looky looky get your cinnamon cookie now you’re onto something yeah well I kind of wanted it to be a team effort you gotta let you do it in unison maybe we should talk about the fact that I’ve always assumed that we would be singing in unison I know yeah because I thought that’s what it would be yeah that’s now you hard next time you know what it’s next time we’re singing in unison hey Emily hey it’s not singing in unison I thought that’s what we decided we should do it if it’s not a singing you just hear that we decided I think that you decided the reason why she’s cinnamon cookie is because her name is Claire I thought that was interesting well so you were tracking your a little bit I think it is a hit you look so bright today yeah I mean you look like you might be on a green screen with two guys who just look kind of dull or remake it a ninja star yeah I use are you supposed to be April O’Neil is that what’s happening oh well now you’ve been seeing now you’ve been mean yes pull up a little bit yeah okay I just don’t want you okay we won’t we won’t eat a card okay can you explain what we’re gonna do okay so we’re sightseeing in unison next time we hit singer username that’s right I think that we’re gonna watch some BMX fails and some we’re gonna show you a little clip and we’re gonna stop it and then you guys decide whether or not they are going to fail or prevail Oh pause and predict is what we call that behind it okay we call this a pause and predict format we predict okay well we didn’t invent it pampy it’s good to learn from the Masters hmm alright so watch golf do i watch golf yeah no all right let’s have it do you watch golf well hell I’m not gonna explain it I mean it was a bad joke okay well you know what yeah I don’t in green Jack Raphael is my favorite alright so the first clip we’ve got is of a boy and his bench hmm pause it early okay so is he gonna fail or prevail I think we got to look at context here I think he got a look at the kind of the kind of park he’s in you know there’s a woman walking just behind him there’s no one else doing what he’s doing which means that this is not a scene for cool bike tricks this is just a random bench i I think he fails okay where’d you get this do you tube video a house though – tube – vid tube – vid won’t very different why would this be on the internet if he succeeded he failed set your final answers mm-hmm all right let’s find out look at a woman in the background she’s like oh she’s like that’s what you get that’s his producer this bike is still there it’s like is still there but get her vibes really you know when people fall down but then they try to catch themselves and then it’s just a really slow yeah like fall that takes like ten feet today right his entire life flash rate if if that was it could be tied okay so the Nexus guy is literally about to ride a bike up a tree yes so loving God all right everything about this guy screams I pulled this off I mean he’s wearing all black first of all he looks like he’s done this before you can actually almost see like a little worn path in the grass I mean this guy this is just a regular Tuesday afternoon prevail now if he throws a newspaper and it gently lands on the welcome mat then I think this is awesome but just landing it is not gonna be good enough for me and just because you’re answering first doesn’t mean that I have to it’s the other way I think that’s your no strategy I don’t have a strategy I’m he lands it hits me you know it hits me early he lands it alright let’s check it out Mitri martin lost his beanie lost we cannot we cannot accept this as a win this is a fail okay but we’re still tied yeah and then I’ll let you answer the next one first mmm yes don’t you guys not want to give cinnamon cookie another try we did it okay next is like it was pretty it was pretty messy you know he kind of looks like the lead singer the Red Hot Chili Peppers like right here named yeah yeah that’s what I think it’s not a flight once we’re gonna Kiedis you were no alright so I don’t want to lie to you this next clip is just like average BMX guy on an average BMX course okay no trees okay I know give us a few more frames come on I don’t think we have that technology give us the same frames again okay we got a fisheye lens here no I don’t even ride bicycles come on you can you ride a bicycle I can but I don’t know is last time you rode one I do not know really you can’t tell me I don’t like it I don’t want to there’s certain things that if you don’t enjoy it but you could get injured it’s not worth doing I respect that but a bike is kind of a human thing well it’s something a bike is something well you need to know how to get around on it and here’s why because we’re like your two dads here it’s a really efficient mode of travel uh-huh you can go long distances with a little bit of energy and eventually the world’s gonna run out of gas and then there’s some point the Sun is gonna go dark it’s true I still got my legs though I just she still got our legs thanks again uh Kurt I realized two weeks ago that Lando does not know how to ride a bike using results yeah and I’m I mean it’s my fault cuz I haven’t I haven’t made him a learn how to ride a bike you signed him up for a bike trip and what oh I haven’t done it it’s just hitting me now I’ve never taught you how to ride a bike yeah I found a place okay well let me tell you I found a place to teach your kid how to ride a bike because like a surface well just the other day a week ago Shepherd he looked really upset and I was like Shepherd why are you so upset he’s like I think I’ve forgotten how to ride a bike yeah because you know we live in like a place where you it’s too hilly you can’t say something like it’s just like riding a bike no I said Shepherd trust me you still know how to ride a bike because there’s actually a saying it’s just like riding what it means is you can just pick up where you left off and he was like he like didn’t trust me but we went out to this place a big park and he got on the bike and you know it was just like riding a bike yeah I think a parking lot you know flat parking lot you get cones yeah you don’t need motorcycle drivers there yes you figure eight that’s how you do it I don’t have kids I don’t know this guy definitely failed okay the dismount I guess I’ll do it down now great okay so um this dudes getting some serious air and these are I mean these are all dude oh well if he lands this is gonna be boring I think he fails hmm okay I’m gonna change it up on this one I think he I think he lands this one I think something exciting does happen but then he lands it okay so what I’m sorry you think he likes it are you that you don’t think you answered I think he lands Utley sales alright let’s see oh no way didn’t continue he may have gotten back huh did you see slid right through the middle of the bike the bike like hops over em yeah what the bike succeeded but he faced yeah look how quickly his friend was on the scene stealers by ethic that’s a good these dudes are now bros so weird we’re tied yeah we are tied alright how many more do we have okay so this is gonna be our youngest bra that was it he’s gearing up for something huge I think this guy does something I think this guy does something unbelievably impressive I think I think we’re gonna be thinking about it for the rest of the day like how you would not be able to get what do they call him they shouted what he was called at the beginning of this but I didn’t understand it John yeah it ghetto is about to do something that we will not ever forget oh alright I agree but then he fails okay you say [Music] that was amazing and when I said he fails I was referring to the cameraman we tie all right I’ll give you that cinnamon cookie hey you two teeth Lando try to fight I think it would be a mistake but yes great things come in twos just like the discounted ding kit and sink it diner mug set get yours now at mythical dot store

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