GMMore 1406: Tell Me Your Dirtiest Secret (GAME) ft. The Valleyfolk

I never do it while standing Oh cute EMBA can you guys grab that off of the wheel for me sure this one right here that is a question that must be answered oh good question that must be asked not bleeding don’t worry if you woke up tomorrow and nobody spoke English what language would you learn wingdings you can give your answers I mean well nobody’s gonna improve on wings no I think you guys told the people that’d be what your dirtiest secrets are you mean the mythical crew yes we’ve never come out of people that no no we’re not you weren’t supposed to tell them that we call them a mythical crew you never know where they’re gonna take and run with it so I’m just I’m making up new yeah the people that be see they’re doing and I just has okay we have your dirtiest secrets we’re going to match you to your dirtiest secrets okay these are actually like we have not said these we gotta have been spilling our guts on I know everything about each other we had to sit for hours to collect them a long time seven meetings 17th meeting I can’t promise it’ll be worth that investment but I do know what you’re talking about because I mean we have all talked a lot on the Internet there’s a lot of just like impromptu sharing so when there’s that question what’s something that no one knows about you or your hidden talent it’s like I don’t hide anything that could pass as a talent right right try to get it all out there there’s a new growth I guess everything I’ve done in my life has become a piece of content yes secret it’s got to stay there in the forest well the other day it’s coming out including I have an inverted sternum hmm now a sternum is the is the front part of the ribcage that holds it together like the breastbone if that’s inverted mm-hmm what’s flat what do you think verted even what could that even mean turn it over it’s very maybe it’s not as far as you think what I mean like a concave no all right so we are masters at the minds yes weights but let’s give it to someone I don’t want to look at sternums but I have to you have to do it you don’t have to look at it we don’t have to go there Elliot is definitely selling it but he can read it could be deceptive has he been deceptive look closely I can’t get past that nice guys how we all blanked on that you have a heart thing there was the whole heart I do have a heart thing we got into that on your biscuits and the heart is close to the sternum he’s lying so let’s just do this for now like what you do here’s another one I urinated on my brother’s head from four stories up at work while I work huh well what’s wrong about has a brother is that one or do all I know I only know about Li so I’m just gonna be why don’t you just ask me has a brother Li lived in Yosemite think about you guys I don’t know we all have brothers I’m not trying to be sexist here but I don’t know many women who have feet off of a four-story old clamp I mean I don’t think this is much aiming power am I wrong no you’re definitely being said Wow I was suggesting some yeah well they can stream yeah we call her crack shot I [Music] picture myself looking up for stories and then getting hit right in the face feeling this happened like last week I was crazy in high school now is last week you did say okay I don’t remember okay cool all right brothers I was born with six extra teeth everyone give a little smile I mean I hope they’ve been removed right now extra T that’s a lot of extra tips useful but were they in the mouth or work because you have actually fingers yeah yes although 20/20 [Music] we had it on his cheek yeah yeah yeah the positive of items from your body removed so that would that would have been another brother or sister we are we once did a story on SourceFed about a kid who had a 257 extra teeth from his mouth so this is definitely for policies okay so sixes just horrible and those were all in the hand I think this is Ellie I don’t know why okay does that gross mouth yeah and finally I like we should know Jo the best we’ve known you the longest mmm-hmm but I’m guarded he has a veil he has a veil yeah I live with my parents until I was 25 I love them they’re great so me I don’t think you guys aren’t even considering that one person could have all of these oh wow hmm there’s a wrench me go we could double it up who’s the game master now I I think Jo peed on his brother and I think Steve little his parents sorry I I don’t think I’m sorry I’m already moved you’d already moved away from home by 25 maybe I’m pretty sure it’s that lets you switch about it I and I actually think we should switch these two I don’t the sternum yeah but he was playing off the sternum thing in the beginning but was he was it reverse reverse I don’t know maybe I forgot the rules of the game maybe I’m about to play it up I totally peed on maybe we don’t want to go home I do feel good about this which okay that what you feel good about the switch the switch okay let’s no it’s nice you think but Elliot inverted sternum Morgan are these your final answers yes all right so who you want to start with I don’t care let’s just go down the line all right I can start you want to start over here yes oh it seems like you’re setting something up like a little narrative right there are you okay with that I’m very okay I appreciate you asking it’s pretty much too much nose give it a good rub that comes out is it supposed to that’s inverted it means it is supposed to go in like it I forgot that I had an inverted sternum two like two weeks ago and then we were doing a bit where I was shirtless and Jo Jo said the line on are your chest bones backwards as a matter of fact that’s exactly what did you guys work through that yeah yeah we chose a good chest yes oh okay so with this one this yes this is me this was the closest to a dirty secret that I haven’t said thirty as it got for me I mean this is this and this isn’t even that crazy it sounds worse for your parents it certainly does yeah yeah but my mom didn’t want me to leave so that was yeah yeah and you guys cut off this was actually an ellipses and it said I lived with my parents until I was 25 dot dot dot and then I murdered I was born with actually eight extra teeth and we put six cuz I couldn’t remember and then I asked my mom recently and she was like yeah I was eight what where were they oh I mean literally look another layer before up here like another layer County I had like two double things hasn’t been like in a hot dog eating contest is it’s perfectly normal and leave a comment down below if you also were born with there’s definitely a few all right let’s get to them get in there what about this story while I was in fourth grade and my brother and I happened to do something called crewing which is essentially going door to door and getting people to subscribe to the newspaper remember newspapers owned and wanted story we were in an apartment complex I didn’t have sarcastic I was like I’m yeah how do you get well I was four stories up and he was at the bottom and getting into the the car and I was like I gotta go when you gotta go you gotta go is the phrase but I knew he was down there but you know when you do something wrong and you just kind of want to see what happens get out and you just peed yeah but you weren’t aiming like a whip it out I’m not a monster I gently make sure everything was fine okay and I proceeded to go is enough time for the stream to become a Miss Jacque was on me because we all had to ride in the same hot truck for seven miles wait what was the reaction when urine was salty tears salty salty we know you guys patreon it up go to their YouTube channel tell us tell us the cadence on a given week hey John dot-com slash the valley folk to support us to subscribe to us go to youtube.com slash the valley folk and the valley koknal so what do you do every week Tuesdays we have a video going up Wednesdays we have a podcast video going up Thursday is your world today and Friday is your show we also 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