GMMore 1413: Weird Toothpaste Flavors Taste Test

welcome to good mythical more check your voicemail we have a voicemail let’s check it do you really like each other so I mean voicemail is not really a forum for question yeah yeah this isn’t I am a thread it’s a voicemail no but we really really like each other for entertainment purposes yep that’s great you know that we’ve made that joke a number of times I saw people tweeting like we make that joke all the time yeah I have I get tweets about you actually being friends or not no no people like you’re gonna tell I’ve seen two things recently one thing was because we make we made that friends for entertainment purposes in some video and somebody said I don’t think I can watch you guys anymore now that you have revealed that your friendship is for entertainment purposes I’m like you know what you probably shouldn’t watch this anymore if that’s how you interpreted that joke and then the other thing that happened was is a lot of people thought that when I made that joke about managing the QuickBooks and taking a 1 cent every time it was an odd number from us rounding out yeah yeah yeah that was also sarcasm because if that’s not how quick perks books work you don’t I mean I don’t need to get into quick but Burke QuickBooks explanations but that’s not what happened it was a joke we’re gonna but you already knew that well some of them did most you know knew that so we’re not talking to you right we’re gonna sample some weird toothpastes starting with watermelon burst what’s your opinion on flavor to face in general did you require flavored toothpaste as a child no but I did excited about it a few times there was this remember there was just like sparkly toothpaste that came out that the cap had like a star cross-section so it would come out like a like a star I remember that you remember that I remember allowed to have that I remember getting it aside too much fun I got you’re gonna dip your I got really excited about that but I don’t know that I finished it but did you make your – did you make toothpaste requests to your mom or did she just have this is what you got my house there were a lot of things it just this is what you have got yeah I don’t ask for a specific toothpaste or two sake mom I don’t like this toothpaste which is what my children do well they do they ask for specific if they don’t like it well in fact chevre was like this toothpaste is too spicy yeah that my kids would call it spike he was like four years old but and and Lando will call like a la croix spicy water and he wants it I want a spicy water this is horrible this is it’s tastes like watermelon Jolly Rancher yeah I mean it makes me feel like I’m not I’m sugar rising my teeth it doesn’t it just doesn’t it doesn’t psychologically and tastes áfourá CLE it doesn’t feel like anything’s happening right it feels like you’re adding sugar to your mouth I hate it instead of getting it out all right even though it is sugar-free I will say that well of course I mean that’s all right I mean but I do want to do want to clarify this toothpaste is sugar-free okay I don’t want Colgate coming after me peasant turmeric is it turmeric or turmeric turmeric used for centuries this simple teeth cleaning recipe has stood the test of time in many cultures peasant tumeric toothpaste is antibiotic antiseptic and anti-inflammatory which not only whitens teeth but relieves dental ailments such as gingivitis and two things huh I take a turmeric supplement every single day because of its anti-inflammatory properties well something is starting to put in my mouth with that anymore yeah but I don’t swap I swallow that I can hardly see that oh but a lot to you that woman’s teeth on the thing I see where is he I can I see a little bit of teeth it’s kind of an interesting branding angle yeah it is it’s kind of cool you mean you’d want to have the teeth of a peasant it looks like a body butter like the packaging wait you know about body butter oh my gosh it looks like excrement from a caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar it does look like if you squeeze a bug and the Dookie comes out it looks like this looks like when you feed your dog human food you know in heaven and they have an accident oh it’s like brushing your teeth with caterpillar good kind of bitter caterpillar ah yeah I’m glad Tate is in a capsule it’s grainy yeah it’s really it’s on is unpleasant enough to make me feel like it’s doing yeah it’s early doing something good for you without a doubt this is no watermelon sugar to face yeah yeah that was a mistake oh my gosh I’m just moving on to the next brush that’s why they gave us so many yeah oh that’s a good idea yeah dang now I need a new one I forgot about these yeah yeah after you held them up like cards at the beginning so Colgate cocaine fouling up their watermelon blast with strawberry smash I mean you may already know what this again this one does contain sugar it’s 95% sugar hmm this is the kind of thing that we would have gotten Shepherd after that mint was too spicy you know those candies that aren’t there like they look like an individual strawberry like the wrapper looks like a strawberry then you remove it and it’s just a red piece of hard candy but then when you bite into it it’s got like yeah strawberry gel in it same exactly the same exact flavor exact exact to play that it’s exact flavor it is that it is that it is that just brush your teeth with the hard candy save some money point to four percent fluoride there it is again any of you guys use these this is better natural toothpaste that doesn’t have fluoride in it goes does this is better than this is better than watermelon but they’re both horrible oh my gosh look at this guy’s tasty paste cha-cha chocolate as a pediatric dentist dr. Janel Holden knows how important is for children to brush their teeth regularly you have got to be a dentist and know it’s important to brush it as a dinner she knows it’s important no no she knows it as a dentist which is a different way of knowing as a mom she also knows how difficult it can be to get your children to brush their teeth which is why she put chocolate icing in a toothpaste tube I think as a human she wanted to get rich so she started selling something your chocolate flavored toothpaste what if advertised what what if you looked at the back of something you bought and they said instead of giving you some BS story they were like we want to you to buy this so we will have money right you got a little water there wouldn’t that be refreshing it will stop putting that on the back of everything because we’ve already established you don’t live in the real world put it on there and um well you put it on your brushing I want to look at it look at that oh it’s lighter than I anticipated I mean it almost doesn’t look like chocolate but it smells like a Hershey bar sweetened with xylitol that probably does something bad for you point two for 3% just a tad bit it smells exactly like something like a specific chocolate candy they use that same does you roll it smells exactly like a 2-0 exactly like it sits you exactly the zactly like that exactly it’s exactly it is a toothbrush no smell crazy how much it smells like it’s crazy that it exactly I’m not trying to brush too hard because I’m brushing so much you know is anybody a pediatric dentist and mom they came together in one person named Jim now your child is going to love to brush gonna eat this whole thing that’s what’s gonna happen yeah it says you’ve got to train your kids proper brushing technique so they don’t swallow it yeah that’s a problem more than used for brushing his accidentally swallowed get medical help or contact a poison control center right away that’s gonna be a problem let’s put icing and the toothpaste too and then make them and make it please I think you can eat more toothpaste and they say you can now if I went to an air B&B and you know how you like you forget your toothpaste or whenever I travel I’m always on the last of my toothpaste I’m like oh that’s good because I’m gonna squeeze out the last little bit over my three-day trip and then I don’t have to I don’t have to carry the weight of extra toothpaste there that way I really get you I think your ass get your traps so if I went to an ER B&B and I open the drawer in the bathroom and they got this I’m like oh wow I’d be excited did you know what I take when I travel suppositories travel-size toothpaste oh you hear about that it’s smaller not a lot of weight yeah and technically if you take something this big onto the plane even if there’s just a little bit if the guy wants to be a jerk if the TSI TSA person wants to be a jerk they will not let you take this on because it’s 4.2 ounces which is bigger than 3.5 ounces I can saved you a lot a lot of trouble next we have Marvis rhombus and Karakum flavored toothpaste would you like to try rhombus this rhombus stand for something what is in a different language this is the packaging look at the packaging wonders of the world rhombus okay it kind of just seems like normal toothpaste a pun smell hmm I’m not brushing my meditation this tastes exactly like the stuff that didn’t just put on that little thing yeah it sort of this oh really I’m told that rhombus is pineapple peach okay I don’t taste I don’t taste any pineapple or any peach and the other one is cardamom and orange you don’t taste it because I’m tasting it now this is the cardamom Khammam what Oh pineapple and peach pineapple and peach hey what’s the other one Wow cardamom and horn horn orange um I don’t think this was bad then what is it’s kind of refreshing in like a well a peachy way I think what I’ve learned today this is my pick right here um is I don’t need it Marcus rhombus made in Italy get you some in a truck it’s a travel size there’s wrong one oh gosh I’m gonna put I’m gonna put this in my mouth what’s that satchel called that a my toiletry satchel you kid toilet your kids gotta get me a spy and what I’ve learned is that I don’t need to do must be placed on time before I take when I travel I travel with Marcus get your G mm logo pin and your mythical logo pin at mythical dot stores so you can be hashtag pinning

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