
roast your cat welcome to good mythical more you submit your cat pictures to us and then Rhett roast them here’s one Tater Tot and my mommy thinks I’m adorable your mommy’s wrong tater tots everybody’s mom thinks they’re adorable have you ever seen a mom with an ugly baby say you know what guys you’re all right my baby’s hideous nobody does that including tater tots mom because Tater Tot you by default are hideous it’s Tater Tot biting her bottom lip I hope so I hope me in a sensual fashion I hope he’s going to consume him entire self starting with that body rid himself you know what if all cats could just eat themselves out of existence I’d be a happier person all right submit your cat photos with hashtag roast my cat right and welcome to good mythical more my talented cousin Britton Buchanan yes I’m man check out check out these socks man there you go [Laughter] inching man I gotta get these off you could take them off now you realize um but didn’t you’d have another problem you may recognize Britain for being my cousin there was a stent where I was tweeting just incessantly about him getting second place in the voice because that’s all I ever wanted for you you became my minor spokesperson I wanted you to win but I think it’s better that she gets you know he’s never nothing has ever gotten him so activated on social media I know I heard all these stories putting the link to the app up there to you you went all-in man I downloaded the app yeah I was your biggest fan there you guys still AM you’re so talented let’s hug it out later he did he just flew in so it’s like he shows up just to watch your song like how you gonna be on this and of course you couldn’t drink a little bit of this but gosh you don’t have to I mean it’s just there we’re gonna play a game where there’s a phenomenon but you should explain this because I don’t believe it’s true uh it’s not even really a phenomenon I mean it’s just a fact of the universe there are animals that run for political office for a number of reasons legitimately sometimes it is because there are no there are no viable candidates sometimes it’s a stunt sometimes it’s to draw attention to a particular race you know it’s basically the exploitation of animals because let’s be real no animals made the choice to actually run for office the moths in this shake however right all lined up to be in there and Britain is going to you’re going to assist whoever you’re like you’re like Switzerland you’re just going to assist whoever is currently competing I’m ready they’re just neutral but you know that everybody I know this because I have a sweet they don’t assist everyone in like a war though they don’t they don’t they’re neutral but they have an army and every man has to be in the army for a certain period of time has to go through training and like I have a friend who was totally unassuming but he’s a Swiss dude and he like knows how to drive a tank and shoot a bazooka because even though they’re neutral they learn how to do all these incredible military things and every Swiss household has like some crazy military rifle in it because they’re all in the military I’m not making this up I don’t know about animals running for office there but that is a that is a Swiss fact are you taking notes you should write song about this man what’s our album yes what’s Army knife the Swiss the Swiss Army knife that’s my record name that’s all cause Swiss Army man because that was already a loser very good by the way if you want me to if you want to follow me on instagram just follow britain instead cuz he’s that guy stuff alright so let’s get to the first one also we want to mention that we got a lot of new stuff on the mythical store oh yeah you may have been like Oh rats got on a new GM logo T to it well you can get this but you actually have a whole new collection we’re calling it the essentials because it’s all the GMM stuff it’s been refreshed for the Fall go over to mythical dot store and click on the essentials collection ask me a question oh you want me to go first okay you can consult with your political animal and Anna and Alice and analysts okay got analyst maximus mighty dog Muller or max ran for mayor of Idlewild California in 2012 so I got a burp of some good moths gracious when the non incorporated town an eligible for municipal elections decided to elect an animal mayor with the help of the nonprofit animal rescue friends did max beat out his competitors to become mayor okay so this is whether so these are real is whether or not they won okay I mean he has a tie on right so he’s he took it seriously he looks like he’s no-nonsense it was like he would cut the budget in half you know what I’m saying he’s like he has an austerity plan your dog man or a cat man your dog I’m a dog I have a cat but I do have a dog I’ve been chased by my neighbor’s cat chased by can you read I was outside talking on the phone and I heard the bells start ringing and it was a collar and I wasn’t bells I turn around his cat full speed ahead towards me and I had a bad experience with a cat one time and so I didn’t want to have it again part of what was the first experience I’ll just try to be nice in it yeah we’re always just trying to be nice okay so you’re through being nice to kiss did it win the election or not yes I think so okay you said yes before you even consulted with him but you know we’re on the same team yes max won two-thirds of the vote to become Idol routes first mayor Wow so you don’t have to take a sip yeah okay oh so that’s the new rule okay here we go here’s the next one whenever he gives us a wrong answer he has to sit actually I should have gone first because mine says number one on it so I’ll give you two in a row CHEO the monkey hmm I mean right you know that’s a pista primate in 1990 in 1988 a Brazilian magazine ran a popular chimpanzee from the Rio de Janeiro zoo as a non-registered candidate for mayor did he win in Rio de Janeiro yeah as a non-registered candidate for mayor but he was a popular chimpanzee as you can tell by looking at the picture what do you think I don’t know what year was this again 1988 I’m going way back you were not born not that I was not I was not born I was 10 years old I was 11 I ran an on register with the motion talented cousin at that point I don’t know what were you feeling nope you have to give it a rest I don’t think so I don’t want to be wrong but I don’t know don’t want to be wrong I agree with you didn’t though yeah I’m gonna say no this sounds like a marketing ploy for the zoo no he received 400,000 votes and came in third place out of 12 Canada he’s telling us were subsequently nullified he does however hold the world record for the most voted chimpanzee does do I need to go to threatening to go does it doesn’t automatic how go okay I’ll go Kakariko the Rhino in 1958 a rhino from the South paulo zoo named Kakaako which translates to junk was proposed as a write-in candidate by a journalist who was displeased with the candidates running for city council did this write-in campaign actually work Sao Paulo 1958 write-in candidate it is a rhino it is a rhino named his nose junk City Council is possible you know there’s like hearings yeah people just let people talk man yeah if a rhino was back there they were just I wouldn’t change we made the meeting shorter probably what’s your answer I’m gonna say I’m you know what I’m gonna say yes no way man he says yes I say no did you to listen to your consultant cuz yes I’m Jen Kakariko 100,000 votes beating all the other candidates unfortunately the election was nullified and a new one was held a few days later so apparently it doesn’t matter if what you think was but they made their point you said you still you haven’t steered us wrong all right let’s pick up the pace a little bit 2013 Morris the cat ran for mayor of Xalapa mehico that’s how you say that right with the campaign slogan tired of voting for rats vote for a cat and yes we cat t-shirts did Morris wind what was the office mayor of xalapa I don’t know a lot about the lava I know a lot about cats though everything I know about them I dislike you know I’m on I’m on your side is it’s odd because he has a t-shirt which automatically makes you want to say that he won but but I don’t think so that’s a cool t-shirt you know it’s not that hard to make a t-shirt brother I know my grandma makes them what do you like to buy t-shirts too yeah y’all or do you like to buy a listen to a podcast I don’t know I haven’t made a final decision you have to right now no yeah he didn’t win of course he didn’t you’re correct he received twelve thousand of the both and came in fourth place fourth place that’s right April the cow the big one in 2011 April the cow ran for the second consecutive election for mayor of East Sound Washington she didn’t win the first time but what about the second side that’s a beautiful photo of that cow it is I love a profile of a cow that’s majestic that cows this cows just looking out honest all of his constituents second time was it a charm or no help me out here be her constituents her yep that’s those are others that’s not a dual penis I don’t know I think I think what Washington I think that they I don’t know I haven’t heard of this but Washington sounds like a big family Washington their very nature well-rounded okay yes yep very nature oriented desk a lot everybody was gonna elect cows our mayor it would be probably the Pacific Northwest you’re right you got me yes she did it after your an office you transferred power to a Portuguese water dog it all comes down to this if Britain’s gonna have to drink em off milk my mouth mark he’s got to get this one wrong adopted from a shelter by a French publishing house saw cease the dog was turned into the hero of a popular series of novels so popular that he eventually became a candidate in the 2001 Marseille municipal election but was he popular enough to win and what was the office again I’m keep missing that part Marseille municipal election I don’t know what that he’s a municipal I want to be a municipal what is that that sounds like there’s multiple positions available right something in the city so so by that rationale I would think that he did win because it feels like why you get why are you giving your answer to him he’s supposed to be giving his answer to you oh yeah don’t help him out anything drink this I already did out of your mouth you got a little if I had tonsils man you could have sucked one of them out you know what I’m gonna say that’s a very nice picture of him that’s the kind of picture I would want to have if I were elected to public office and yeah like this I have closed tongue well not like that but quality is there so yeah yeah quality is there okay I agree are you seeing it I think he won no home he came in six place guys we later registered for the French presidential election which he actually did with all right 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