GMMore 1429: Surprising Black Friday Headlines (GAME)

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Jude org slash g m m / g m1 m / g and what what what cool man is it I think my blackness went away it’s a great now migraine is is still here it’s great okay here’s what we’re gonna do we have some Black Friday stories we will read to each other words have been left out you need to fill in the words okay alright these are true Black Friday situation you know you’re saying Black Friday so much and it just reminds me of the number one thing I’m thinking this Black Friday which isn’t am i riding a caterpillar you can’t get a saddle on a caterpillar um right in that caterpillar right on over it I’m ethical dot Stewart oh yeah Friday sale which actually goes through and a day Monday any day Monday Cyber Monday here’s a hot tip Stevie you have a hot tip for me yeah okay just wait until it butterflies and then satellite much better experience much better mythical dot star gets your discounts I witnessed two little old ladies blank each other come on over to towels maim each other oh so close this is a headline it’s a statement usually they don’t put headlines eyewitness maybe the Enquirer would put it in first person it sounds like a youtube title eyewitness two little old ladies blank each other over two towels and name was so close so close verbally that is decapitate then in anime and only in terminologically memin like the sound mein mate mate each other make each other oh no there’s a mange each other know each other so smart let’s see how smart you are okay hey this is a quote from what liked it yes so these are like comments on BuzzFeed reddit that type of thing like how these are comments like boys stories yeah mythical dot story okay we can take things from ASCII Friday stolen during the tickle-me-elmo craze of 1996 my policeman dad was called to break up a fight between two women one of whom gave him a giant boy he has to be tested for diseases for two years he has to be tested for diseases for two years I think it made my brain work a little bit better boy I’m pumping up my knowledge you’re apparently not able to use your eyes while doing it so you roll back in your head during the tickle I’ll be okay by 96 fight fight break up a fight between two women one of whom gave him a giant bite he has to be tested for a disease for 2 years typically see bite Oh Julie bit him gave him a giant bite you’re so smart that’s right Wow gave him a giant bite Hayley was all right I saw some lady pretend that she was blank into blank apparently while she pretended she sent somebody to go and fetch the hot ticket items it got real awkward once the paramedics arrived I I saw a woman blank in to blank I saw a lady pretend that she was blanking into blank falling into the abyss you’ve got the blanks you understand the blanks but you’ve got all the words wrong again she did this to get people to have sympathy on her so she could go they would go and buy her stuff and then the paramedics showed it and you said into blanking into blank and I mean ask me if you can do it can I do it it’s blinking into blank this is a big distraction this is like right in the lobby big distraction she’s vomiting into a trash can well how would you have sympathy on some searching into you know hiking into do you think you know it really you can do it you can do it man paramedics had to show a lot of sympathy like convulsing into it was probably convulsing involved but going into labor yes yes thank you my family once saw a woman blank someone with a blank in a parking lot needless to say we decided to just go home after that this is very broad I’ll give you Hannah’s and my family once saw a woman blank someone we and blank in a parking lot we went home after that being someone with an apple you understand the blanks but they are incorrect Oh attacked someone with an axe no but you get in there harass someone with an altimeter tell what the that’s something that indicates what what altitude is the second thing a weapon or was this yeah that was no well no I bet in horror movies it’s been used as a weapon and grocery cart no and owl okay alright and now you’re now you’re guessing Oh old shoe I’m gonna say owl isn’t correct but what would be the first blink be if the second one were ow okay a what saw a woman hoots someone with an owl in a parking lot that’s wrong it’s stab someone with an ice pick oh that was tough I’m not smart you weren’t smart I remember once at like 1:00 a.m. I saw this kid blank on the blanket coals because his mother wouldn’t leave the line I think you can get this one you can get this one you can get this one with no help you got a kid crowding hands Lauren Cole’s change the verb a little bit and no make it a little bit more appropriate Dukey make it a little bit less regional definitely everybody does this whoo-hoo throw the fool you’re so smart yes we’ll try this anybody here pooped on the floor Nicole’s this is the final question let’s get pumped up it took 15 minutes for a line to form behind an oblivious guy standing in front of a blank and 100 people ended up waiting in line for a full hour for nothing okay say it all again it took 15 minutes for a line to form behind an oblivious guy standing in front of a blank blank and 100 people ended up waiting in line for a full hour for nothing okay so he’s just standing there not in line for anything right but he’s standing in front of right something that made people think it was worth waiting in line for okay if it’s a hundred people it’s outside so it’s probably like something that’s not a door that they thought was an entrance so it might be the exit but it could also be a doggy door would you wait in line for like an hour just to exit a place no no you think that it’s the entrance oh oh logic correct tell me how mate it’s Tommy’s inside the door inside the sort yeah what kind of store a store that has electronics standing in front of a wall Oh TVs no I don’t think you’re gonna get this one it’s a display computer Wow I don’t know if well I’m glad we saved that one for last Hey that was amazing you’ll never guess [Music] what’s in store for you at mythical dot store on Black Friday 20 to 40 percent of all items that’s what get all your holiday shopping done at mythical dot store

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