GMMore 1430: Weird Coffee Hacks (Taste Test)

that too motivational speech welcome to good mythical more we’re gonna help encourage a person whose handwritten 700 page romance novel just blew into the ocean you know what fish love a great story and you there they’re appreciating all of your hard work think about all of those fish that are just pouring over your manuscript and not just fish but have you ever thought about dolphins I mean just I’m smart I believe that they have a secret life and that they spend a lot of time writing their own novels with their bottle noses in the floor of the ocean and now you know what you’ve done for them you can have given them a whole new story here’s something else you can love isn’t it about dolphin love isn’t that what your books on you could think about writing your next novel on a computer knocking it up to the cloud constantly yeah you also know that dolphins have been known to want to make love with humans right phenomenon you can look that up on reddit you might get that out of going looking for you go look for your novel that’s a story that’ll really work with a dolphin community it’s tough to tell the difference between copies when drinking them out of the the mannequin head do you want to know what you did what what did we yeah yeah tell us yeah we didn’t and here they know but I don’t want your the to influence okay I know what we got right so once decide the winner then you tell us what the dealio what we’ve requested having in just regular coffee mugs one of these is coffee bean and the other one hookin is Duncan let’s go let’s go like Cola let’s go tan first okay solid that solid is that the one that I rated the highest that’s coffee bean yeah the green is Duncan it’s it’s the smooth one that you like and that I think that’s your pick I think that’s your favorite well you know what I’m really responds well in love with Dunkin Donuts summer in New York City I would get on the subway I would get my Dunkin Donuts coffee with cream and like the liquid sugary now they used to just put it just put it all in there at the same time and I get me a cruller get on the subway crawlers crawler I know I wouldn’t know mom would be very cruel and I think that it just took me back now it could be wrong I still prefer I still prefer the smoother one okay so we’re we’re not in agreement okay well that’s just how we write about which ones they are Josh knows yeah yeah it’s it’s super smooth so it’s a good gateway coffee too bitter or coffee if you’re interested in going there actually so yeah so Rhett ranked Duncan higher you you ranked coffee bean higher right but Rhett got coffee bean correct yep and no one got Dunkin correct and that’s why coffee bean is our official winner no we can’t say right I mean different strokes different here’s what I’ll say is that you you you know I’ve been like I said I’ve been out of the coffee game for a while so maybe I should just you can’t take it man you can’t take the strong punch of a bitter coffee maybe I should just step aside here’s a weird thing first of all we got McDonald’s correct and sorry Stevie can I just tell if you want to see more weird coffee creations we are going to do that in just a few seconds minutes hours if it takes it the weird finding I think is that you both guessed the only one that you guess the same thing on how actually there’s two seven we thought one of them sucked okay the sucky one was Pete’s which actually the majority of people think is the best – coffee and you both thought was the worst coffee and then you guessed you got a bad cup of Dunkin the last one okay I’ll say that and we’re judging one sample of coffee and in these coffee operations even the best ones sometimes they leave it on a little long I don’t know what the process is but Josh you tell them they can burn coffee at Pete’s I mean pizzas capable because Pete in doing it anymore Pete’s got employees well the beats didn’t taste burn it tastes like nothing now right like that’s a whole dipping tasted like it tasted like water like they were there recycling the grounds of the use of a previous batch let’s stretch it thin you didn’t like it either no yeah yeah get rid of program Pete’s what was your favorite are you a coffee drinker yeah I almost drink so much coffee that I can’t have a favorite because I just like whoever gives me the biggest in Dunkin Donuts has a forty four ounce iced coffee big boy iced coffee mm-hmm all right look bring it let’s taste the first internet suggested creation Adam Cyr said I put Red Bull in my coffee on a whim one day the following hours consisted of superhuman abilities of seeing sounds smelling numbers in here smelling numbers is the most exciting part of that Wow I mean because hearing colors that’s seen that’s synesthesia all that’s really synesthesia I think that smelling numbers is definitely synesthesia so we mathematical synesthesia we got some Red Bull in here oh it just smells like Red Bull smells like the number seven hot Red Bull Red Bull is so overpowering looks like there’s a loogie floating in the top of mine this tastes like the kind of thing you drink after you’ve had another sort of beverage in a lot of it you know what I mean the kind of beverage that makes you lose the ability to decipher whether something is good or not go hear some late-night Go juice there’s a second win juice just tastes like hot Red Bull yeah and that’s not bad I’m drinking it for the third time for some reason okay Adam I don’t hear any colors you smell any numbers you got 254 likes on that Katherine says you smell that peanut butter cup in coffee is good yo I did that on a whim two days ago people doing things on a whim where are these wimps coming from it has a good how are people getting on them I think what happens is you just got a coffee mug sitting around you’re like oh it’s a whimsical thing I’ve thrown a piece of dark chocolate into coffee before I recommend that Dean KITT Oh smell it smell it and say kidding oh really it’s very it’s very peanut buttery it tastes like I want peanut butter tea like I don’t know I don’t taste coffee I taste peanut butter and hotness and so it’s it feels like it’s like a a peanut butter tea with some whipped cream in a little chestnuts roasting on an open fire it’s really really good I don’t dislike this as much as I love peanut butter I’m not smelling numbers though and I love coffee and I like chocolate it just it doesn’t come together for me it’s like it compromises everything I could recommend this I recommend this again we’re divided the house divided that’s not all Noel has no doors it just has a big gaping hole in it where it’s been divided Michael Ambridge one time I accidentally put mayonnaise in my coffee at work on a whim my boss laughed at me so I drank the cup of mayonnaise coffee and some kind of alpha male power play it tasted like a terrible idea okay we’ll find out right now you got an interesting relationship with your boss a but you know boss is laughing at you and then you’re like following through with it oh my gosh look at that here’s what I’ll say about mayonnaise I do believe that it is a much-maligned condiment and I hear that the Millennials don’t like it and that upsets me and I feel like we got to carry the torch of mayonnaise which unfortunately is not flammable whatsoever I’ve tried as far as we possibly okay so give this a chance because by the way you’ve tried to make Manny’s flammable peanut butter banana and mayonnaise on a Wonder Bread sandwich is actually really good don’t look at me like that go try it it smells like mayonnaise I’m trying to carry the torch man I’m trying so hard but I’m getting winded it’s so thick ah man have you ever have you ever had bad mayonnaise it’s like it’s like bitter mayonnaise mayonnaise can kill bitter liquefied mayonnaise that’s what I just experienced it’s some yeah that taste is like a terrible idea Michael you were right taste is the UM it’s it’s yeah I don’t taste any coffee it’s just it made them accept it just made the man he’s bitter so what uh and in the after taste is nothing but man a great great power play though I do agree with that on a whim Kathy ping tweeted listen close butter heavy cream turmeric cayenne pepper sweetener still listen pulse it in a blender until it gets frothy like a latte this is why I do burping over there yeah I just have mayonnaise coffee topped with a sprinkle of sea salt you’re welcome don’t mind if I do I thought I would have thought it was kind of a joke until she said you’re welcome coffee cup emoji all right so butter give me all those ingredients here’s the butter go full all these yeah pre-measured but yeah heavy cream Limerick there’s turmeric and cayenne in there turmeric and cayenne mmm I mean that’ll wake you up in a different way I’m thinking I’m I need to go off coffee well I’m sorry that that’s what this has led to well No independently of this I was just thinking oh you mean actual coffee in the coffee don’t forget the coffee um I don’t know I just feel like I’m too needy I need it too hard but there’s never a good time to try to wean myself off of it you got to do it on the whim I got to do it on our way yeah you can’t play it at a time I’m never gonna do it I love caught the ritual but yeah I mean there’s decaf that’s a good good point here we go is there a froth button gives you a charge she didn’t she said pulse [Applause] until it gets frothy like a lot [Applause] okay okay so we’re that over here brother she needs to name this the Kathy can you make an acronym out of those letters BHT CPS they’re all consonants so that doesn’t work BHT CPS bitch bitch bitch bitch but coffee missed part of it mystics mystics mystic with its kind of rhythmic mistress mistresses basic mystic wish wish wish sounds like it sounds like bitch the cuts the cousin heaven Incubus Incubus abyss stigmas mr. Bishop mystic Miss mystic bitch took a piss yeah she did and then we drank you can’t be come on get the paying sorry top with a fish stick abyss Vista campus miss Turkish coffee what it’s fun to say is it it’s fun to drink it hits the roof of your mouth it’s not a taste but er I taste a lot of butter you wake up in a different way with this so I don’t hate it how did this happen Cathy did you fall let me guess on a whim huh yep sketch a sketch Erno to note either way thus notebook has you covered with a super cool cover buy it now at mythical dot store

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