GMMore 1434: Conspiracies We Actually Believe (GAME)

qtn be a is a question that must be answered and the question that must be answered today is if pigs can fly what bacon taste any different hmm let us know in the comments below I’ll weigh in I think it would be leaner pretty obvious maybe a little tougher a little tougher a little darker I’d be like that turkey bacon they try to pass off as real bacon when I eat anything he’s just a flying pig or this turkey bacon that’s what I’m always thinking come on crew mythical crewmembers gonna come in because they believe conspiracy theories and we’re gonna try to associate the beliefs with the person know who are these conspiracy theories that you believe now are believed at one time or does it is there a mix slide on up guys let’s get cozy why don’t you speak for anyone else but I certainly believe it to this day okay well yes mine is real so it’s not a conspiracy gets to be seen yeah I think I still believe it okay Jewish firmly believe oh wow okay all right all believers oh yeah here’s the first one online DNA genetic testing services are harvesting our DNA for the government to you how I pronounce that in and government you know I’m serious because I just say government I’m not serious okay now I will say having contributed my DNA are you like who you are he talked me into it I didn’t even second yes I have fully accepted the dark future of our planet I’m just I’m just working out and storing food man you know I’m saying it’s just like it’s good it’s gonna go bad I know it just be ready so if the government has some sort of inside information on me yeah whatever cares man yeah I’m tall I’m from I’m from somewhere in Western Europe yeah it seems backward being exert into other conspiracy theories but I don’t know how to answer teen who this would go with because I don’t know I just can’t look at you and tell if you’ve submitted your DNA to anyone in any form really I know you know I stay out of that business I don’t got to get in your personal lives in that way this one this one is not ridiculous okay it’s not ridiculous so so we need to find someone not ridiculous no random we can switch them I’m gonna give this one to Christine there’s just something about the way that she’s look how happy she is behaving right here’s another one cross out because of that yeah well I think you can get yeah I think we can get a little more out there extraterrestrial beings are responsible for crop circles oh okay you know this is one that you’ve seen this is a fun one yeah they haven’t been explained well not to me there’s like a family in Iowa that was like yeah we’re making them oh really around the world that doesn’t mean that aliens aren’t already making them and aren’t the ones who started it you know and was that family like we’re a human family yeah they’re probably lizard people mmm good garetty you and the crops sure what’s your favorite crop wheat wow I really believed it okay that you don’t collected a you-know-what wheat is mixed the best crop circles sweet you know cuz it’s so easy to tamp down every time I’ve done a crop circle that’s right I’ve tried corn what was out there all night yeah that’s done yeah man those stalks are a lot harder than they seem right here it’s like like you would be out there doing it no you believe that aliens are doing it but you are investigating it you’ve been to a crop circle no yeah you don’t have to go to believe it I guess but he did some wheat wheat and he said and he pronounced the H let’s give it to him for right now we Brittany Murphy was murdered by the Department of Homeland Security no calm you can explain it later le Paul McCartney died in 1966 and was replaced by a look-alike we watched that carpool karaoke did he say did he say that the sir polls say he was is he’s a fake on carpool karaoke no I have you known I know I’m chase to be a Beatles fan no or McCartney fan more specifically which is kind of a different thing he’s not a wings fan he’s more of a Gloria Estefan Bruin I was an intern and I invited everyone in the office to a Gloria Estefan concert with my family and everyone said no this doesn’t feel right with Chase who is Stefan so we got to switch it around crop surveillance I feel like dying this feels for some reason the way that Christine responded to the mention of Paul McCartney something in our eyes yeah yeah I would switch those two but Jerry can you just say I think there’s a you in there this time okay let’s start with Ellie because we know this is you yeah listen to me like honestly like okay so Brittany Murphy died out of nowhere and then a month later her husband died no we’re like they said it was I think pneumonia or something for I would have to look it up again but why does the government why would the Christine so Brittany Murphy was really good friends with a whistleblower at the Department of Homeland Security and publicly spoke out supporting her whistleblower friend who was calling out bad stuff going on at the Department of Homeland Security so I mean Edward Snowden Snowden okay I didn’t know about the connection and her parents are convinced that she was murdered okay we believe you I’m sure okay so you were right your instincts were right the first time Oh DNA so you you don’t you don’t spit in anything and mail it no because that’s what they caught the golden snake killer yeah it’s because of genetic testing because they know where you have to hide well I don’t have anything what do you have planned okay that’s you know icicles are the perfect murder weapon everywhere but they can like they are now using like DNA databases the cops are using them to connect them to crimes not saying that that’s bad but I’m just like I will never know when you go up and do a curl yeah right but sometimes I’m just walking past something and I just spit on it you know I’m saying what if I spit on the crime scene how’d you spit get here yeah I just spit on things sir you’re screwed for life man I wish I could take it back that’s a different problem for sure but also if you’d submit any of your DNA to and like it goes to waste they can like use it for science I’m not sure what kind of science but just science in general they’re using the DNA or the spit Edward Snowden okay chase all right yeah I’m I heard that wrong are you a wings man I’m not a wings man cuz it’s not Paul McCartney Oh Paul McCartney died in 1966 and replaced by a look-alike in a sound-alike sound alike oh yeah cuz he does you know he’s similar but that’s why I don’t like the wings and why I do like Gloria Estefan come on baby shake it buddy and I am a Beatles fan no no you can’t control yourself any longer feel the rhythm and a beat it so that means we’re right about your crop circles you’re yes say wait again tweet yeah okay well I have seen two documentaries on the subject it’s fully real it’s fully real because there are man-made right crop circles in Iowa like you mentioned right but you can tell the difference between these man-made ones and these inexplicable ones because the the man-made ones are much smaller and they’re just a big mess there like uneven there footprints are everywhere your crops are go critic am now watch watch watch to document okay but the alien ones are enormous they’re mathematically perfect they’re like perfect circles they’re perfect right angles there’s no footprints anywhere they’re too big for any person to be able to make overnight they appear overnight also where they’re bent they the wheat is burst which would only happen if they were steamed and they can’t explain how that’s happening also there’s like orbs of light that people have reported that there are actual videos of there’s like like black military helicopters following these orbs of light how about the puffed wheat documentaries this is you’re on board with this yeah yeah yeah that’s the most plausible to me all right no you guys better so that I can put you in a proper box right need to send a card but don’t know what to say 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