
an elevator pitch welcome to good mythical more hey just hear us out we got a great idea for a movie it’s called the loudest baby so the scene opens in a quiet hospital lots of babies lined up on a board and then all of a sudden one of the babies goes away and then the second baby goes way in that third baby goes way and then the fourth day he goes Wow and then the fifth if he goes Wow and then the six maybe he goes and in the seventh a big s and you know what the seventh baby is that happens over three hours why the babies are on a board to line them up yeah well they’re all killed at the end it’s a horror movie oh gosh right it’s actually Saul 17 here hey how many saws of their been here we are how am I gonna dolls have there been we’re gonna introduce some some new leaf surgery combination this uh let us have them let’s have what you got I’ll have you know I haven’t seen any of them okay I’m not that sadistic sadistic I’m pretty I’m pretty sadistic okay so here we’ve got I don’t like the straight gore though that’s not my thing Oh the first one is mystery now that’s these are their labels right the number eight there’s been eight saws yeah do they change the saw every time coca-cola killer saw jigsaw help my father okay good he’s apart now this one is labeled coffee but it’s orange so is that one wrong so who’s to say it was labeled coffee at 7-eleven it tastes nothing like coffee I don’t know what it does taste like but I really love that picture they didn’t they didn’t want to change the sign or the who knows what happened but they saw been eating you that do you get that out it’s um I think it’s tangerine or something yeah well I’ll go tell him they got trick cups is heaven laughing I mean in the back seat man they were actually unsnag dan and I just stack them huh you twist man you twist man so here’s coffee now that coffee I know you what you just said but this is not know it’s tangerine or something new exclusive cherry and then wild cherry wild but not exclusive let’s put cherry rather put a cherry and wild here together mango passion – it’s innie wild ok so is that your combination nope I’m gonna see what mystery is what is this oh that’s Captain Crunch berry the label fell off because the cups wet Captain Crunch berry mm-hmm is mystery pina colada I don’t I don’t have the answer to the mystery flavor I’m not part of 7-eleven it’s true do you do yeah yeah it’s labeled mystery it’s a mystery to every I don’t even know how you find out what’s the fun in that I you look like you’re having you should be able to look at the bottom of the cup know what it is waitwait tastes like cake and sweet and low that’s the mystery flavor okay good sweet’n low it’s like aspartame and you know what it’s called getting older did you want to put the titles towards us yeah what is this that is crunchberry the label fell off because of the condensation that tastes like the bottom of a bucket I mean the bottom of a bucket means that it tastes like smelling a construction site it’s like driving past or sighting a highway construction here’s like a asphalt to it I think it’s asphalt so that’s the Pepsi Slurpee the machine was broken at the three 7-elevens that we went to so that was just the best one so it’s just Pepsi water except well I don’t know how fun this can get I mean to be honest with you I mean does that taste like construction this is a mystery that’s coke putting coke and cherry together is just cherry coke putting coke coke in orange is well it’s mango you know what let’s make some mango coke I’m gonna make some mango cut mango passion is a good flavor don’t get too passionate about it though oh the mango passions also diet so it’s 50 50 percent less sugar then that’s why I’m tasting the sweet unless you see I was sneezing we’re allergic to 700 or not no please no we keep eating after each other we’re giving each other sicknesses I think we have the same microbiome at this point you know thank you then have you ever mixed like orange juice with motor oil we’re biome boys but biome brothers biome boys do you know that you can take your poop and put in somebody else’s body and you give them your biome yeah done it we should do that it’s great highly recommend it we should do that as an episode yeah it’s um it’s it’s a it’s a treatment for something yeah you take somebody’s poop I don’t know how you do it I guess you got to be in the bathroom with them I guess you go to a 7-eleven you go to the 7-eleven bathroom you get one stall I don’t like them you get an empty one of these and one of these I don’t like the logo print of this and then this is an applicator top it hold on I’m just talking about science man um let’s taste the difference between new exclusive cherry and wild cherry that’s why I’ll hold on you know what mix them up and I’m gonna tell you which one’s wild like duck take the labels off or place the labels away from me I’m not gonna know which ones would I want to see if I can taste a while in other words we don’t want to combine these anymore we’re gonna I want you to combine them but first I want to see if I can recognize which ones okay my own buddy all right here you go get her drink it by him buddy got it be ready by um buddy got his straw caught on the applicator that tastes wild our exclusive Rosie the owner what’s your guess just based on one that feels like regular cherry it seems a little exclusive but Oh uh-huh this one’s exclusive that’s wild first ones wild why is that one exclusive this out this this tastes like something they won’t give her alpha very long you’re right look at the bottom what’s that say new exclusive cherry what’s that one say Wow nope you should read it Wow cherry oh I got your hopes up for a sec I was a long magic trick it says red I’m gonna mix I’m gonna make some coffee and some mystery I’m gonna drink it out of three cups at once a different technique than your buddy your biome buddy uses the proper tools if we’re gonna be by own buddies a lot of these are low sugar you’re gonna have to use the applicator in the same way today aren’t they I think only one of them is sugar free oh but they do all have a distinct chemical taste they do they can see on your face yeah I don’t eat this way anymore so the ingredient that makes that sugar free is the same ingredient in the sugar for you horrible gummy bears that was making all those people poop oh no no no no no sugar alcohol yeah sucralose that’s that’s bad you have to help out at all you have to have quite a lot of it to get the effect I’m about to sneeze again if you need to do a bio buddy transplant you should eat a lot of gummy bears it really gets you ready good praying are you praying for more slushies do that don’t think that’s not us gonna have to sneeze but I don’t um you know my heart’s just not in making any more than it’s so exhausted you guys wanted three different 7-elevens and now we’re just like I’m just too pooped to do yeah we’ve got a lot we’ve done quite a lot let’s just take these these pickups have some fun would you like to snag the last remaining forests and farms swag yes you would go to mythical dot store now before it sold out forever
