GMMore 1437: Worst Purchase Ever Made (GAME)

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Jude org slash G all right welcome to good mythical more everybody all right we’ve removed the products and now we’re gonna find out what is the worst product that each of you have actually purchased with but we have to guess whose product was purchased by hmm green-screen suits green screen yeah we purchase one of those so it was once you put it on you really start to feel like it’s a mistake so I definitely understand the sentiment behind it covers your face I’m sure like the first time you fart in it you’re like but it depends on what the purpose is is this Jordan is it a fashion thing or is it a utility thing like you run the business it always starts it always starts in the business smelling your own farts okay who needed to eliminate themselves I don’t think it’s Jordan brooke says he piped up with with intimate knowledge which made it seem like it be him so that’s why I’m saying it’s who out of us seems the most like Andy Serkis yeah Emily he seems like a good guess because I guess he’s Stevie buying one of these but she would have bought it and made somebody else wear it so I don’t know if they I don’t know if all right next we have cat licking brush Oh we’ve tested this out on the show so we purchased this and then would be compelled to lick it with a device I mean yes giggling she’s giggling very good very guilty very guilty seeming hair dye no hair dye and specifically this color red would I call that red would cuz out of it with my angle I thought that was actually wood but it’s just like a painting Emily your hair looks like redwood in a good way yeah I mean like cedar or tea no tea – well it was intentionally supposed to be red but I haven’t gone back to the lady in a while so it’s well here’s the thing I mean just based on physical evidence you would you would tie you to this because you did dye your hair but I don’t think you regret it oh no I’m very into it I love it as you should be yeah thank you unless you’re not in your shiny throw us off no I’m happy with the way I am but I think a green screen suit with like a top pony with all of the that wood red hair burnt copper at some point did Jordan want to be ginger yes we can switch we can switch these around but and finally a cast somebody just bought a cat and regretted it like stock photo of the cat is the cutest cat in hey I don’t know why you would look like this in real life – he does Stevie has a cat that’s like I think it kind of roams just like a little feral that’s my that’s my embrace he never talk about the cat and she loves Enzo and I think she secretly hates her cat yeah well she’s smart I think I know that is a fact actually nicely can I just stay standing oh no all right let’s see if we’re right oh we can switch do we need to switch the hair-dye thing I could see Stevie Diner hearing them being upset about it like it I don’t know in middle school or something but I feel like there would be pigs or maybe should ice troy’d them all I’m ready to lock in the Jordan one’s gonna be interesting if we’re right I think he like was it was assuming some sort of cross costume and frosted tips maybe Sugar Ray for a brief all right we are locked in let’s start with the easy me sure yeah yeah okay yeah we know you the best out of everybody only the longest it’s here’s the thing is that like my cat’s not very nice to me what’s your kids do you mean cats aren’t very nice um Evie which there’s a story behind that didn’t go Stevie Evie but and I can’t you can’t you can’t get rid of you know I love her but I also hate her so I regret having to love her every day you’re committed to it you bought her you’re committed but your furniture its cat scratched up and also just like you want to be loved and Enzo does that and so loves me he needs me my cat really hates me I don’t need to say anything to this is just this is just yeah I don’t hate cats because there are some good cats that will cuddle with you and love you and need you my cat know there are some good serial killers too every once in a while they’ll let you guys you’re gonna have dinner with them John Wayne Gacy would make biscuits on yeah exactly John Wayne Gacy would cook for the people that he would later kill was very handsome I was talking about when cats okay Christine let’s continue with the cat motif are we correct no I don’t own a cat I’ve never really I’m not a good cat person was very poor you ever said I like dogs but it has to be like they have to win me over or like it can’t not just a general blanket statement over like I like dogs like you have to be like right D is there a pet that you do like I like humane humans are cool like children yeah so Christine once a pet human okay so what is yours um I bought it because there was $5.00 but then I am I don’t know put it on and it was too baggy and then it also had like letters across it so morphsuit listen we buy your products don’t put a freaking ad on the suit I think you are right I do have one of these but I’m saving it on my wedding night so you can take yourself out of the with the video replace myself so you never use the green spaces there’s no foods we can cut too that just shows letters floating in the air I’ve used it for like photos of me in the green strip but I don’t I don’t have the ability to actually computer like use it would have worked you wouldn’t know how to use it is so cheap that I was like I gotta get it and then I was like I don’t want to learn how to use technology to actually apply it know how many times that you want it like $5.00 per time it’s not for video beg the question you know I got some likes on the Instagram okay five dollars worth of likes no definitely not Instagram photo shoot okay Jordan III feel like we need it we need to switch those two because I feel like maybe maybe Emily had a bad hair experience keep it man all right let’s just go and stick with our guns all right so mine is actually I also have a cat who I love who is very sweet hi bug daddy loves you yeah I really like my cat and around the time that this thing was going around the internet so if you can’t figure it out it’s a like a rubber tongue and you put it in your mouth and you groom the cat with it to simulate what their how their mothers would groom them right and you bought this sincerely right a joke yeah I so I bought it for I do a podcast that I am far too classy to plug here morphsuit suit wedding night no listen listen if Christine plug your Instagram proper and then Jordan won’t feel as bad plug in his podcast hey Christine Matt that was my Twitter nevermind so we do a like a like a like a fundraising drive every year for the podcast kind of like NPR and my thing was that if if we reached a certain points in the fundraising drive I would buy one of these brushes and make a video of myself cleaning my cat bug with it I think we have a video oh really yeah hey everybody because we got over 10,000 new donors in the max fund drive I will fulfill my promise and brush my cat with this tongue shaped cat brush that I got on the Internet okay hope you like it well that’s a big one that is different than the one we used and you’re doing it wrong no going against the grain it is right love is perfect he’s so like that looks like a cat I could actually spend time with yeah she’s very nice what she looks like you do things like that to her often faces like again yeah just yeah well get this over with so you can fly me around the house making Star Wars noises because you don’t have a lot going on fun tidbit I actually am a katsudon yeah Emily Emily sets my cat and I go out if I accidentally gave her diarrhea was how do you do that I’ve been to place a day it’s get Roberta Yoshinoya never take anyone gets one half a scoop we were wrong what’s the name of your podcast that’s called Jordan Jessie go Jordan and Jessie go Jordan all right so we were wrong about the hair dye oh god this was so frustrated so I when I was dipping a toe into dyeing my hair red I thought I’d do it myself first don’t do that kids have a professional do it and this was on Instagram as being a gloss oh it’s semi-permanent so it’s not even like permanent right and I did it and it said it was gonna be like a burnt copper color but I came out looking like a like pre-intervention Ronald McDonald I sent this to this company like I look like look like you’re ready to go to a rave in 1998 I’m so bad I had to pay like I think a hundred fifty bucks to get it stripped out of my hair crying I was I wasn’t I sent it to them and I was like trying to get some free stuff and they were like you wanted more of it well I wanted the other products they like other stuff that work yeah just like conditioning treatments or whatever they didn’t send me anything for bath they gave me yeah he gave me a refund though oh okay yeah it’s all good it’s something yeah but uh it didn’t work for me big regret yeah huge that’s not burnt copper no it’s not but yeah that was me a joker yes yes it is 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