GMMore 1439: Testing Baby Butt Products

I don’t want to block it welcome to good mythical more seeing your username okay okay I’m gonna sing Ash’s username which is fancy McGriddle in unison fancy fancy [Music] Wow contract in the mail fancy McGriddle you know what we’re gonna I can tell Mickey D’s about you and they’re gonna be sending a cease and desist okay so what we have in our wings are some baby butt products yep products for babies butts now these are not to be used on adults are we trying to determine well we can discuss it but we’re not you know you’ve been a great sport Erica and we’re not gonna press our luck anymore this is for the person who doesn’t want to touch their baby’s butt and wants to rub diaper cream on their baby with some sort of rod oh I thought that was inserted I mean you gotta be careful yeah that’s the dot size to that so I’ll keep the directions in fact can read the direction directions for use always thoroughly clean stool and our urine from skin before applying diaper cream step one put a desired amount of cream onto the brush head for best results use a generous amount okay guys hand sanitizer that’ll do hold on we’re not stepping through every step of the process we don’t have a baby here we’re not gonna demonstrate well we didn’t yeah we didn’t clean this or this is coconut which is a great substitute for lotion okay okay so I just pretend like this is the back of a baby’s okay generous generous amount good step to apply cream to baby’s skin using gentle brushing lotion I like this close brushing when my kids are really little I was always afraid that I was gonna break them you know I’m saying I was just in there taking advantage of you with this product listen and then when you’re doing your light you put it right on the baby’s forehead and then yep like where’s that thing oh it’s on his forehead but okay so you you’ve got two kids yeah yeah how old are they again almost two and a half and the younger ones three months well so you you tell me if if if you share the experience that I had which is after a few months of getting over those jitters of like Oh am I gonna I’m not gonna mess like this baby am I gonna break the baby yeah then I mean like oh there’s poop on my hand just poop on my elbow there’s poop on my knee there’s poop everywhere and touching poop is just that’s parenting of course parenting number one yeah after you Cleo you don’t want to touch their body I know they’re your baby I mean this is the opposite in a spectrum from sucking the snot out with your own like vacuum power right don’t touch the baby’s butt yeah it’s just it’s not feasible [Music] yeah it’s right between your hand and so you’re saying no you don’t like this now I would use diaper cream and I would write on genius fingers clean from baby diaper cream in a play oh you don’t want the ointment on your fingers yeah it’s basically so that what you’re doing is you’re going in and you’re touching dirty booty and then you’re touching the cream you’re getting all mixed up you’re putting fecal matter into the diaper right here yeah I don’t I would hope you’re not but um brush clean any excess using antibacterial wipe okay brush may be disinfected in boiling water I mean here’s the thing we don’t get our babies giving us their feedback in words they might cry if they don’t like it but you say you’re a big fan yeah yeah because it’s a spoon you can you can or you the way it felt when you were brushing yeah yeah I would use it on myself is what I’m saying I will be taking that home I got another one the beat cute candy potty let’s open this now I’m so I’m guessing this is a travel toilet Oh the only potty you’ll ever need use at home and on mood oh you want to read about that all right and then let’s see if we can open this thing up here okay only part of your toddler will ever need I don’t see a diagram look how small and cute this is so this is the empty bucket wait no that’s the that’s a lid okay oh so that keeps okay so the Oh business is done and then you might have to get somewhere before you can empty it then you seal it seal it now I had one of these that I used on myself before my kids came along like you know you’re in a long road trip and you’re just like you just slide on over into the back of the van and if you ride on a pair of harem pants you can just put that you can strap it to yourself and wear it at all times no but I had up crotch is real fashion I had the rudimentary precursor to this when Lily was a baby and she would she would use this but she rightly so she wouldn’t want to go on like a public restroom yeah because I mean it’s like this huge nasty porcelain behemoth that can swallow a baby hole absolutely or like a toddler it’s a toddler so I mean but she also didn’t like to use it in the van like I would try to get her just to use it in like the back of the van yeah and she would insist on getting out here wheels pulling over on the side of the road and I’m like putting down a toilet and she’s just using the bathroom on the side of the road we didn’t go through this phase of my family I don’t remember she had a thing the potty training is very well you can pack a lunch in there – that’s right put the lunch on the college oh you’re acting back the lines to eat the lunch first lunch back in there that goes through your child where’s my daughter is my daughter’s 15 now so she loved the fact that I told that story I’m kind of a fan I think it’s kind of cool I think it’s dangerous to make it look so fun because this is like a toy they’re gonna go the younger kid you’re gonna go in yeah okay yeah we got we got more products to go I’m moving on to the gas passer now there’s there’s ten of these in here I’ve heard about this you’ve got that well then you can explain what it is yeah I’ve heard about this and I’m sitting in it oh no no your mouth doesn’t come anywhere near this one okay this is um this is just this is the like pressure release this goes in the baby in the bum unless the gas out and I mean a friend of mine told me that it also poop also comes out I bet that I bet has happened i we have not had success with this thing you haven’t it’s called the gas hit answer there’s actually they look exactly the same but we have a different brand frita baby has one color baby yeah it’s called the windy windy way but you just put it in yeah it’s a duck call it hasn’t been used yet I have to babysit for a baby with Tim buttholes I don’t understand well you don’t want to reuse them I really you don’t know me if someone doesn’t want you just blow it out you blew the wrong link yeah you’re the guy here this is the end that goes in them yeah so you’ll put your mouth on that but you don’t suck the other end it’s not a blue out I blew it back out I clean it up now does it make a noise does it whistle that would be awesome i as I said I haven’t had much success with these I just do like the baby bicycle kicks in the right and then you get those awesome baby toots oh okay yes gas is the problem that’s painful baby problem does he like it will work for adults yeah I might be mean but I feel like cool we’re over that duck-call yeah trust me I need diapers changing glove sacs that might be great for picking up your dog poop oh that’s what you do with the dog poop you do that and then pull it over that move so that’s what we should have been testing these four dogs some of them so can you imagine getting your dog to go in that how awesome would that be that’d be great you can get cast to do it oh yeah I’ve seen cats use a toilet right point at me as Rhett doesn’t like cat would be redeeming yeah you want sure of course I don’t just like I saw like a cafeteria converts from a glove oh this is so dirty you clap you do the duties you grab the poop okay no this replaces a diaper every time your kid has that look on his face you reach under collect it wait here we go just like that no for the record hole insert one hand in a glove sack hold the soiled diaper or other articles in the palm of the gloved hand using the unloved hand pull the top of the gloves back sleeve over the soiled article says that the waste is inside the gloves yeah it’s it for a whole diaper and then you tie it with these clever ties like clearly thank you for this you don’t have to touch a dirty diaper because it’s the way it exists now you have to like wrap it up and then you got this diaper but this way you just take that dirty diaper this is this is genius no no I still think it’s hilarious cuz you’ve already touched the diaper in order to change it and clean it but for you no no way this is when your partner does the does the changing and then you have to throw it away you just come into the whisper before for today that’s it and it works I’m Erica you are exactly right this is great for dogs because you need that I’ve always wanted the fingers in order to really have articulation responsible right make sure you got it all okay and finally this is really intriguing the PPTP oh no this is when you’re changing a little boy’s diaper and you don’t want him to you know Marcus territory on your face you place this overnight my family we wouldn’t need a bigger one but I mean for average people pray for average kids that would that would work well look you’ve got a wiener dog on it yeah very punny I I think I think this is a great idea I don’t know because I don’t have boys but I think it makes a little oh my god it’s wrong I would always just drape hot tip I would just not a hot tip I would I would drape thanks for the warning about the tip everybody I would drape just a just a piece of cloth over the front frontal zone yeah of my boys yeah but and this is cute I bet how much does this cost I bet this is like a $40 doesn’t that say $12.99 I don’t know you get five duh I think it’s um I think it’s a good idea not having boys and not knowing okay 12 bucks see you don’t like this so Erika you’ve been such a great sport I would love for you to take whatever you want do you have dogs I do I want it okay I know what you want but what about the what about the low shoes that’s cool I think you need to take that yeah oh yeah yeah zip up screw necks and pullovers oh my it’s getting cold warm yourself up with our logo long sleeves available now in mythical dot store

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