GMMore 1441: Reacting to the Cutest Cats on the Internet

what’s the word okay this is a new one this is where we give a definition to a word the word today is spaghettification spaghettification of course that is what education and all you good is it’s the Old Spaghetti Factory no I’ve done this that’s a good time no we know much and dinner there is worth it not a sponsor that’s not as that’s when you take anything that is not spaghetti and you shred it that’s what my definition is gonna be well that’s because we’re right that’s probably the real difference what about isn’t it ye olde Spaghetti Factory good eat it someplace it I got year thank you right you reading their yields forget effective you haven’t eaten there not yet oh okay I kind of know that’s a real thing welcome to good mythical more by the way do you want to know the real definition yeah when you go into a black hole and it and it strings you out like spaghetti and then alex is doing like this move that looks like an exploding person star that’s always so hard my gravity actually happened to me after I ate at the yellow Spaghetti Factory it was all in the bathroom that’s actually just called the old spaghetti effect it’s not yield no feel oh they really missed an opportunity they’re not eat there every one I actually didn’t have never eaten there but it is like it’s a chain that’s not in the south yeah it’s based in Portland but it’s owned by a company in Canada I was just in Portland I don’t see any Spaghetti Factory well did you cover every square inch of the town no actually didn’t leave hmm do you like spaghetti I do like spinning I don’t love spaghetti but I like spaghetti I prefer other pasta right their shells yeah it’s like okay I was your favorite pasta move and be on like penny I’m really just like basic is penne like the cylinders that are cut it slants it’s like though like the long like the how do I describe it like noodle tunnels yeah yeah you like in like yeah they’re fun I like a flat noodle so we’re gonna react the castle after we’re done talking about the noodles so we’re gonna be presented with a cat that’s from the internet oh okay I I love cats like I love them you know what join the crowd we’re like we’re we’re friends of cats here we all love cats and we’re all I love them because because they’re calm and they’re nice and you know if somebody has to love them that’s the way I see it keep keep going when somebody hey don’t cut her off they’re calm they’re nice they’re they’re perfect and they have nothing to harm I love dogs I hate cats [Music] I’m insatiable ego have you spent any time with a cat any real quality I’m not allowed to have cats yes good no not good not good cuz I have one dog that I don’t even like that much you’re not allowed to have cats what what on earth did you do to the cats I just I’m not allowed to have cats because our family lives by coyotes so my parents I love coyotes that’s so sad I’m a big fan of coyotes show us the first cat maybe there’s a change Brett’s mine the cat washes the toilet and then fights with it only something that’s demon-possessed could do something like that you know I have cats ever done to you hold on I do that every day flush the toilet and then bad at it yeah yeah cuz you have the spirit of a human inside you but this cat it doesn’t and so in order to do human things it has to have a demon in it no I’d show us enough as to how the logic works look at that cat no I know so fat and cute oh my goodness look at the feet it’s meeting the head off of a stuffed fig you know what I don’t think that’s a cat I think that might be a dog the one cats killing the other one Yeah right that’s the sleeper hold no no you know how like before you spaghetti you just look it sometimes no yeah do that yeah he’s just warming it up this continues on there’s one cat that’s like a microwave all right hit us with another one oh gosh now hold on typically don’t like to get wet what’s wrong with this carrot this cat loves it so cute you’re using your cat lover voice now you guys I literally like I just well you can go to like a cat sanctuary I know well when I was in Japan they have those cat cafes yes Santa Barbara oh yeah well yeah I went to one there did you like it actually didn’t I you know what I am I’m a dog lover hmm um I don’t hate cats I had a cat named Thomas when I was a kid he stayed outside and he would only come around when he wanted to I love dogs so much but I don’t hate cats it’s just that I just I don’t have any more room in my heart for another type of animal because it’s so full of love for my dog specifically I just not just dogs in general dogs I’m just too much for me really my dog is very much like a cat though and that’s oh I’m sorry sorry but it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok but now we left now we’re left with this other dog Cesar that’s the one I don’t like because he’s so annoying every single morning I just wake up I just have to take out so many issues about this you know what a matter to you looking at another cat show us another cat ok this will help oh there’s no dog who can do that read again limitation demon-possession have you seen the Exorcist give us another one up just wrapped himself up that’s where they should be kids in a small cardboard box I used to be like you guys I used to live in the dark I don’t want me in with him though I used to believe that cats were evil that they were demon-possessed I used to be like only dogs cuz they would nice people but like yeah you walked away from the light no I got tired and then I thought I can’t sleep better oh yeah you’re saying that dogs have too much energy I just like I like to like cuddle with an animal not like run around with it you know right I just want to be calm you should meet my dog I mean get along oh yeah do you’ve any animals Barbara yeah it sounds like I’m talking about my wife or so Barbara is Mike is my dog and she loves me she lets me know she never gives me the cold shoulder she is the most uncanny I talk that there is that’s why I chose her I think I think I could it all right I think I could have a cat if they do things like that it’s pretty cool they you know what at this stage yeah this is when they they lure you in in a kitten stage and then like with any you’re there a cat and you’re like what have I got myself into and then you’re like you and you just let it free you know Thomas was not really your cat I think it was somebody else’s cat based on this based on the evidence that you presented he shows though sometimes in a feed him yeah that was somebody else’s cat man that doesn’t make a lot of sense where did he go in a trained owner’s home Wow Wow I’ve got a lot to think about you earned yourself a new badge just for watching to the end of this video get our full line of badges at mythical dots store

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