GMMore 1444: 99 Cents Store Christmas Haul

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Jude Orcs less gm.n thank you for being a mythical best I’m still thinking about the amputated finger because it is because of the ring on the ring again I’m hearing it many times I’m being exposed to ring accidents that then people lose fingers or main fingers don’t Google that what we got here we’ve got a halt we’ve got a halt of stuff from from the 99-cent store ok that sounds awesome like is this hot this is holiday themed stuff right yeah it is let’s start with a biggy check it out hold my big candies giant candy cane $2.99 $2.99 golly Mike yes a amazing new value oh look we gotta get this mom it’s an amazing new value I am so my grandmother used to live in Albany Georgia and that’s where we would go to visit and it was home of bob’s candy company maybe I’m making this up but I don’t think I just go with it and this is a childhood memory of mine and they had a job getting that they made candy canes at bob’s candy company Wow and they had a giant candy cane that was like six feet tall and I think they would make it every year and I never liked it did people in the store just go up and lick it it was a it was like it was a factory it wasn’t a store and that it was like there’s the big candy cane wow you would take a tour of the factory yeah I feel like I did mr. bill was her next-door neighbor and he would cook sausages on a big grill that’s not odd you seems really odd it out by the uncle sausage no you know is what I’m accessing a memory that I haven’t accessed in a very long time close your eyes and it all the way I think that he worked at Bob’s candy company and I think that he took me on a tour there is that all leave it all right do you want me to take knowledge that we can look at Christmas DIY open it whinnies scissors King can vans paint set this is supposed to say canvas and it says can vans well can vans are much better than canvas Christmas DIY can vans paint set is that an is that an accident you might be the first person to find that that says can vans is it a canvas you know you see the discount on that take it back and say this is can vans different thing get that Lee what else do we have in here for the fun never stops because next we have 24 chocolate days till Christmas 24 pieces 170 calories sugar cocoa milk powder chocolate liqueur polyglot candy king that is the thick candy cane how much this cost it’s a new value $2.99 $2.99 do you know how long this would last me a lot longer than a candy cane do the math on this it was a timer says a candy cane cause well I just did this wrong do you think I could break it I’m gonna break you so large this is what’s been your advent calendar close your eyes it’s a lot easier than I anticipated you go this is yours what can I open my eyes oh why did I have to close my eyes you didn’t I didn’t ask you to I’m going crazy all right didn’t really like that one let’s find something else I’ve had better candy all right here’s a to be honest with you here’s a a Santa duck oh now we’re talking look at that snowman jar jar the mug double crisp look right we can we can we can play tic-tac-toe I bet you this penguin drives around in a Kanban someplace makes this stuff and then they package it and then they sell it at a store and then people buy it I buy that this is just generate it I mean you play tic-tac-toe without having to draw it it’s just creating waste well I’m sorry for being a downer on the holiday tournament like that’s just creating plastic weights little below we’re making it work how much fun we’re about now this is cool erasers see these will be conceivably used this is a utility to this excess Rose link what you want X right in the middle there all right okay I win well I just won look at that look at that I just wonder what else do we have here here’s your wedding ring some of that you can get that one nope this is a unit a lead LED flashing necklace hopefully it’s not a lead necklace this is cool this is a slaw for all your LED needs this is a sloth and um what’s it called when you hang stuff on a tree an ornament oh now we’re talking the most frustrating part of Christmas thank you Dad that’s what it is for me keep the tag on it so I can return it oh yes LED light earrings this goes with your necklace I think your mom already has a pair of these she wears them year-round I believe did it yeah am I gonna have to actually pierce my ears well you still have the holes I can I can see you regret piercing your ears because you can still see the holes and you’re like oh you were one of those guys no no I think it makes me seem like oh he used to be cool must’ve been in prison prison they don’t pierce ears in prison that’s not a thing tattoos maybe how do you get him to flash where you pull a crank Oh Rhett you’re about to get really done up I’d be careful because now we’re getting these could pop off at any time and cause serious damage they could break my eardrum here we go oh now I can’t get it oh I’ll get one too look at that guy he must have been in prison didn’t don’t have that kind of vibe uh yeah actually you do yeah like the serial killer type situation oh look at that Christmas themed Red Solo Cup I got a green one hey now this is pretty cool tell me you went have fun drinking out of that Oh what we’re gonna be drinking a lot cuz we got some dear Santa define good shot glasses it’s kind of funny look here’s a song and you know what they paired them well that’s so convenient knee-high socks put those on your hands we’ve got another ornament this is a this is a llama it’s a llama ornament I think it’s a pride llama that’s all we get a little plastic bag you know they should have put trash bags in here so I could look all this stuff up look at that guy mommy he should probably be in prison okay don’t don’t look it don’t look into his eyes he used to be in prison you want to see what happens in prison this is your femur okay uh-huh my femur was harder than I anticipated to snap can I try to snap a femur now Alan this is your femur on prison [Laughter] give me that one that’s nice longer all right kids this is your femur on prison beam you over a desk your hair in your lips aren’t doomed they just may need to be groomed try our mythical grooming products available now in mythical dot store

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