welcome to good mythical more ten word story Luke just ate some biscuits because Martha questioned his biscuits somebody had to eat them yeah because Martha question hit hit Luke just say some biscuits because Martha question his biscuits right she questioned them fine I’ll eat it yeah totally man all right come on get in guys we’re gonna hang out with Christmas and we are going to look at some Santa art on deviantART and you know just to get just to get further deep into the spirit and have some ham come on all the way up here guys wait we’re gonna really scoots up together don’t be shot all the way up here all right go Jonah no I want you to be able to don’t green you’re good right there all right ah there we go I got him yeah this seems to be a stocking full of ham yeah guys yes it’s just really tasty and it is really tasty ham have we been good or bad I don’t know what I mean that ham tell me tell me I think I’ve been a good boy there’s more where that came from let’s look at Santa oh gosh Santa by crackin cats Wow yeah Santa’s been to jail Santa’s got a hard time I loved it the red ink work on his left shoulder that’s a good detail you know that it’s that’s ready I think Santa’s pregnant guys yeah I mean I think you know this year people have been talking a lot about Thanos but I think Santa was the original thick daddy daddy Thicke is that what if the baby crowning or is that a belt buckle I think he has a big like oh you know southern bouncer belt buckle okay I think it says Big Boi does it say big boy yeah are we noticing the reindeers in the background that looks like he was surprised that he met its Rudolph he killed and mounted Rudolph that’s what he did like badass Santa if we got the ham for being good if we’re bad is this just filled with Arby’s roast beef no I think it’s probably just carrying some sort of bag feels really bad I didn’t eat the ham and now I want to eat eat the ham Emily it’s Christmas also don’t forget about the nipple on the armrest it’s good let’s see the next one oh there she here oh yeah that sorry I didn’t mean it that way Santa thong 2015 yeah I mean that could be on the side of a very particular World War two bomber I wouldn’t know what happened 16 17 and 18 yeah he just gets neuter and neuter right so this year just full nude spread eagle Santa and also cuz you don’t you’re being told that he has on a thong but I’m not actually seeing I bet he does is it just me or does Santa have a tiny head yeah the head is disproportionately the arms are burly in the head the head tends to look small when the when the dress is draped off the shoulder oh yeah that’s a good tip for the ladies well that’s what my mom would always tell me that’s what Santa says he’s gonna slip into something more comfortable this is what he’s also trimmed his leg hair but not shaved it kind of like linked it for a couple of months yeah which I highly recommend oh very nice detail were trimmed what did she use I’m a vibrator bedside table works great on my legs let’s see another one I don’t why she was hiding it from me that’s cool the max is bringing the heat yeah that’s who brings presents to the gathering of the Juggalos mm-hmm is that a sword in his left hand or his sword I know he seems to have a sword but he’s being impaled by the same sort of sword is this someone doing cosplay as doll as Darth Maul doing cosplay as Santa I think so yeah I think this is yeah Christmas Darth Maul I think they’re actually just Spartans though maybe roman candles yeah it could be the case that’s cool this guy needs to have his own movie yeah yeah this could be like this could be like the Christmas Deadpool kind of a nice looks at the camera they should make Santa a comic book hero if you think about it you know there’s a great Morrison comic where they thought they did think about house whoa anyway not funny but you know UK Jordan you can be interesting thanks guys let’s just say some facts yeah you can say that so he during his duties as Santa he stopped to fight crime or he always just fighting crime when he wasn’t doing his duties oh gosh oh boy it’s been a while since I’ve read it it’s like he’s like a mythical Norse hero okay okay you act super buff he looks kind of like that first Santa cool hit us with another one Oh Santa’s panting dot dot dot what about Santa’s painting is he is he have a is there is there I see throwing up gang signs I don’t know if I like this one no gang signs Santa that’s incredibly realistic like I think somebody modeled for that is that whole thing is nipple or is it just a shadow I see it intense areola there’s a whole stocking in there oh I think it’s just the outline of some hair that’s like this is like if Norman Rockwell had a meth habit yeah okay it does it has a very rockwell ian is that just yeah yeah Rockwell iam photorealistic innocence – there’s a glow but also yeah but you know what I think I’ve seen enough let’s see you know let’s see 10 more yeah I will find you all right he’s uh I will find you Timmy he kind of looks like Wolverine or no no Beast yeah Beast yeah if Beast didn’t wash his face that is that’s a cool style see it is see that the face details it kind of looks like he’s smoke not a lot of kids were good this year I guess no so it’s like a santa’s post it why is his list so small I think is he’s so big I will find you and ask for a bigger tablet is grocery list he’s making more knives is there a creamed corn stocking under there somewhere I feel like I could use a side I feel like I don’t feel like I’ve had a side you know what there’s a lot more ham yeah I’ll take it some more ham yeah why not it’s my side ahead good work let’s see another Wow yeah Commission Santa now this is the first one I think we’ve seen Santa beat buff now I think he’s been he’s been portrayed as powerful but this is the first time they’ve you know gotten rid of the traditional belly like a bowlful of jelly in the place of washboard abs also the clothes are being ripped off mm-hmm I guess if you can go down the chimney you also get on the throat of a crock it’s kind of a magic Nick XXL what does that mean no it’s like you know those Magic Mike XXL oh I get it joking about that it’s gonna old movie making it I could see I could see this happening happening in in the Florida area it’s not Santa it’s just you know is your neighbor yeah if that I think this would be we would we would know for sure this was Florida if Santa was vaping yeah we got another yep this is the last one yeah yeah Tannis oh yeah winners coming yeah I love his mouth it’s like wow that’s amazing caldron eyes gudren eyes Wow that eye dragon or is it the dog from neverending story Oh dragon I like wheezing caldron eyes I started thinking about hungry eyes no I think that I think Falkor just got into something like some bad ham just like we’ve been feeding you fed Falkor after midnight or got him wet and then he turns into that that is where the present screensaver the one before this cuz that was really shiny heading outside cover your melon with these hats were selling three different styles to choose from now at mythical dot store