rate my jorts we got some Georgeson we’re gonna rate them on a scale of one to ten yeah welcome to good mythical more here’s a pair of jorts that are a costs him includes jorts blue bodysuit fake child face oh no that’s the real child this is it this is for a boy this is for a boy and wow you know I kind of feel like we should be teaching the children how to wear Gorge properly not to stick their face into the crotch of yours yeah this is this is a dangerous lesson I just feel like $24.99 is not worth the price of kids coming up you’re trying to shove their yeah face from your crotch through your pants usually how does that even begin you should get paid for that not paid to have that happen zero what Jordan say for that at all they shouldn’t cross the board let’s commemorate our zero reading with some eggnog yes so you’re gonna come in here and show us how this is done and since season v 14 nope we’re only in 14th out with a snog with a very slow very slow gurgle gurgle that’s that’s the spirit all right so we’re it’s it close come on in here Josh I can only see like your bottom lip yeah no I’ll just okay so what you do there cloves so oh yeah cloves and cinnamon classic eggnog spice so that’s just gonna do that again consider I didn’t see your face when you did it okay so it’s the whole thing now so there’s cinnamon sticks yeah so that’s gonna sit in the filter and it’s just gonna kind of diffusion smell that was close mmm yeah that was a moment of vulnerability for you everybody had a friend smell the clothes smoked clothes yeah I could have really smashed you know that glad he didn’t I’ve got clothes tonight yeah where are those guys this guy’s who smoke clothes not working day that much now what okay we’re gonna put the egg yolks into been quite a season housing it’s been a long time I didn’t know he did season you didn’t oh we did see good season you know it’s actually designed to all blur together for Josh so you’re not actually supposed to tell him that their seasons haven’t left the kitchen in like three months so we’re gonna dump all the sugar in there typically you would just whisk this all together know how it linked you mean that milk this isn’t just to make you work we’re not yet this isn’t typical so we have to me honey can I pour yeah poor poor just like about three ounces in there no more no more that was half an ounce there we go so what we’re no okay so what we’re gonna have to do is temper it because can you pour the rest of the milk into the reservoir yeah and then all that brandy that’s recycled brandy from the Christmas pudding buy though oh yeah yeah yeah so we had a note to this because – yeah well party here you’re trying to party hey man we got a lot to celebrate do we have cloves we’ll go all the way then man do it all season 14 wait like we said next week we’re gonna do something we’ve never done and that’s five more episodes where we’re counting down your favorite episodes based on a certain theme fire it up yeah so then this is gonna be raw no so the heated meal next week five is the reason I added the cold milk to the egg yolks is if hot milk hits those egg yolks are gonna scramble immediately so the cold makes the cold milk is a technique called tempering where you kind of gradually increase it still might just be like hot sweet scrambled eggs I’ve never done this before okay like glass mm-hmm alright see you know what okay I’ll tell you now what link we have the honor and privilege of inviting out to good mythical more the winner of the golden tea of mythicality [Applause] there’s only woods she found it well you didn’t found it you bought it there you go see how that feels right there that’s perfect thank you stir the eggnog yeah like take this out it needs to be stirred I don’t think this is gonna be good no oh yeah because there’s no filter like put the thing back on there that’s not gonna work you just tries try to use a whisk device to plug a hole I didn’t try to my mind oh not to not consult you in an emergency no I didn’t try to plug the hole I was trying to pull this down so it stopped see Oh [Applause] bleep it is smart okay so now the first thing the first thing we asked you to do and you when you come on the show is work so we’ve had quite a day already got we we welcome you to the to the studio with your your fiance yep I think there was there were there was a red carpet involved if i remember that correctly it’s been such a whirlwind when you first fancy take us back to when you first open the tea or what was the first indication that you may have one or that you did win um well I didn’t even realize that it was in a box when I got it like because it wasn’t like oh hope for the best but like realistically I know I’m not gonna get this shirt I was like it’s gonna be silver but uh yeah I was explaining the contest to my friend is a stirrup hey good sure yeah yeah okay no throw it back in there teamwork yeah so it’s explaining the contest to her as I open the box and think somebody out there is gonna get a gold gold churn you get a trip and you get to meet them and go to the studio and uh I pulled out and it was the gold box and I started freaking pulled it what like what you pulled it what you pulled it out is that the opposite event yes oh okay tell them where you’re from I’m from Saint John New Brunswick yeah that’s what you think it’s not Newfoundland no that’s but it almost is it’s pretty it’s kind of like Maine but the Canada version of it which is better I mean if you were a bird flying over Maine and you came into New Brunswick you wouldn’t know cuz you’re a bird bird see border numbers LZ borders so anyway we have invented the borders the birds don’t care about borders you you you were telling her and then the tea popped out yeah and then what well I pulled the box out and it was like that fancy gold and black box this is uh and I opened it up I was like is this seriously gold and then I started crying is this seriously gold how much did you go and snow it was like it flew out of my nose because I was getting over a cold okay that’s the best kind of crack yeah yeah this not a scientist cleansing cries yep I mean was it on this shirt did you use this shirt Lee no no definitely not this is very valuable I wouldn’t do that one-of-a-kind whatever cut and this is your first time in California right yeah first time in all of the United States you’ve never even been to Maine you never followed a bird over the border because you can do that that’s a great way to get in I can’t no guys I’m just following a bird and they just they let you write them okay come on in that’s not my whole family got in from Ireland right followed a bird the McLaughlin you like eggnog no wait this might not be anything like eggnog it’s got cloves in it you ever had those no you didn’t have a friend like offered them I was like that was just pushes me you have to say cigarette oh you’re like a clove in and of itself is not something that you would yeah but you just say it’s gargling but you just say I got I got some cloves that’s what you say that that’s lingo you don’t say you don’t follow it up with sig’s cousin like a dork can I can I can I reorient the conversation sure to it to another point of pomp and circumstance we have something special that we would like to present oh gosh this is very you already know in addition to this okay so you’ve got the tea that’s one of a kind but we have handcrafted something else that is absolutely one of a kind right give them a nice build up Megan in honor of you being our official golden tea of mythicality where we would like to hand you the official key to good mythical morning I need to do that we’re doing an impost yeah that’s maybe that was all at an impost grasp the key yeah I’ll swallow it it opens it opens the show that’s now on when you when you log on to your computer and you want to actually show you stick that in the USB it’s a little harder for you than everybody else huh no it’ll it’ll come right up latest episode yeah that’s beer mythical best yeah this is Wow look at that that look at that it’s engraved don’t toot your own horn well I haven’t seen it until right now you sure you want this I think okay good yeah look it’s a mirror on the back can you see me cuz I can see you in every time you’re looking at this I want you to see me okay or Rhett do you see me I see you right now yeah I see your honor so it’s like – and when it’s a key and Amir yeah right I mean thank you hey listen the days not over I mean not only are we going to enjoy this wonderful eggnog together but we’ve got we still yet have more festive ities for you and guess what Rhett what you can view those festivities on elta tomorrow oh look at that yes that’s oh that’s why John is here with the camera is it gonna be so cool and meta when on LTAC tomorrow they insert this clip of me pointing and saying tomorrow you’re gonna see this on LSAT I just guaranteed I got some face time on LSAT is it’s tough to come by these days stoke the fire okay so I think our eggnog is basically done if you want to give it another whisk or not at this point whatever right you do the honor I’m just popping this top whiskey yeah boy that brandy is really yeah something smells burnt dude that’s all of it I think this might be good he poured it down and went in into the bottom went up the the the clove cigarette and came out onto my thigh that way all right works again watch you know it might come out you like that defied physics man look you only have one time yeah own leagues that’s a trick clove cigarette you can get those – here you go Megan thank you you don’t have to like it you just have to drink it now here’s the thing if you don’t if you if you want something else you also have hot ham coke think it and sink it why I mean wise men say bring it it’s not that bad good yeah it’s not as good as those are my standards it’s not as good as regular eggnog but it isn’t horrible hey kids I’m not really sure what doesn’t happen for a long time in neither am i hey you wouldn’t serve this first you know what I’m saying this is after you’ve served the good eggnog yeah you know what Josh maybe we should hang out tonight let’s do it it definitely has a brandy taste yeah yes the more you drink the better it tastes probably oh well let’s find out we got it I got a whole cloves no I’m gonna have a serious moment here guys oh okay in because of the occasion as the as the end of season 14 we would just like to say especially Meghan how grateful we are for all of your support this year and for hanging with us so cheers to you mythical beast we would like to give you the whisk good mythical more thank you for being your mystical best time to bid forest and farm a fond farewell this is the final round of our debut collection so get it while you still can at mythical dot store