GMMore 1459: Testing the Bodyblade

elevator pitch welcome to good mythical more we’ve got an idea for a movie it’s called nine-mile that’s right you’ve heard it a mile well this is approximately one longer it’s it’s the 8-mile movie again well then there’s it just continues it’s actually the DVD extras for eight-mile right there great features lots of off-the-cuff footage from Marshall Mathers yeah he’ll say anything you’re gonna love it you’ll never know that it was already a movie okay I kind of didn’t believe in icy bitch buddy in okay wait what are we gonna do here we’re gonna bring in will who’s going to tell us all about body blade the mythical team member will you coming in Oh woman in hot coming in Raleigh I didn’t realize my muscles were turned on you’ve been body blading huh oh yeah I’ve been body blading all morning that’s what this is a body blade the body blade is ridiculous but you gotta admit it feels so good to do well you could also smack someone real good with this you don’t like you have a lot of experience with it I got plenty you guys want to check out this commercial real quick you got a wife said Oh rejected though okay show the commercial the body blade uses rapid contraction technology allowing it to oscillate 4.5 times per second causing your muscles to contract 270 times in a single minute in a very short period of time you pour hundreds of muscles with thousands of contractions throughout your body with a body blade your body becomes the workout machine allowing you to tone tighten them to find all your muscles including the arms abs shoulders back but hips and thighs while strengthening your core something that like Leonardo da Vinci would have tried to fly a ball this building but what does it do for the toe muscles well the two muscles sadly you can’t work those out what’s crazy about the body blade is that it works out pretty much everything as you saw in the commercial house except for your toes but it apparently does cardio as well as toning muscles so let’s give it a try well I think you should clarify it says that guys as I’m doing this my first observation is is once you get it going in a rhythm you’re doing very little it’s all it’s doing joy it’s doing all the deck toys you pass a Remus’s I’m kidding you just have been a to new mothers once you get who knows somebody could be more dangerous than me on this show it’s actually when it gets going and gets off off balance that it gets difficult so I’m going to show you guys a couple of moves first let’s stretch it out stretch with me can you guys stretch with me Oh without the thing yeah we just got to get in a good stretch good brothers stretch you guys ever done a good Oh right up this guy right – sky wraps the skies this part of it yeah this is actually great cuz and then flag do need to stretch and then just look like this flex part of stretching is just flexing and trying to look as good as possible in the gym I do it all the time okay go to a gym oh I’m just kidding right now now grab that uh that body blade let’s start with the with this one you’re gonna work out your uh your uh yeah these ones deck go your your deck toys do tech toys just like you know like if you got a dog that’s been real bad and you just want to just stop I think it might be a dog that’s real dead and you’re trying to resuscitate it wake up doggie wake up like I know I’m not doing anything I’m just telling you you’re not a toy like I could just let go anyway truly I’m not doing all right let’s see what’s going you’re just like now raised above your head bend those deals keep those knees soft keep gonna give it this one oh yeah okay this is harder that’s better yeah boat ahead is another move oh you feel that in those back muscles let me show the audience just hit this back there all right let’s stretch it out what happens if we if to but body blades come in contact going full force if two body blades come in the contact you might open a space in the space-time continuum and three we can travel through it so everyone get behind me now let me tell you okay okay I am getting a little winded we’re gonna do it one hand it’s like it’s more satisfying all right let’s try the one hand you got it on the right side or your left side you know do your left you’re least strong hand that will lap you in the face what happens if it makes contact with you it hurts okay so but you guys are probably wondering how the body blade really does this to get right well this is the body blade really do that to my deck to it you trap a lloyd’s metropolis and your garbanzo beans I got a clip for you Oh oh yeah I got a clip look at that all of your muscles except for your toes and your neck are being worked out that’s not happening though like my chest is not broke alternating breathing hard yes it’s a cardio workout you got to know how to flex the muscles flex the muscles that you want to get big while doing this and it will add that strength to that part for you see that all right I think guys I think it’s just a bow and arrow it is that without the stream I just realized that let me show you guys I got a bunch of different moves that you guys can try try it these poses with me great for Instagram if you want more likes okay okay the jab which is just like a bow and arrow yeah you guys got the jab when you see them jaw feels good feels good you guys are good at jabbing yeah all right jab is great now let’s see if you guys can do the get a big freaking post or the PEC deck into the gym with like what’s next you take your poster board with you I want to be prepared at the gym I want to Barriss myself take take to take the body blade into the gym if you don’t want to embarrass yours yeah this one’s a hard one alright I’m staying out of this I now I want you to do the PEC deck now take them both and hit them both from the sides like oh like two guys are trying to beat you up you’re in on your middle alley race your turn you show me that pegged a utility you killed the peg down I would never try to rob you in alley now that I know that you can do that I can do 300 unheard of the three-way PEC deck the 3-way peg deck ZZ is oh my god grant don’t know when you got one in your mouth don’t hit it with another one no one’s ever tried the three-way peg deck you’re basically on the Schwarzenegger in 1987 okay oh I’ll be holding this one from now on well I think you guys have learned a little bit about the peg deck listen so listen bill with any Mouse know let’s try some new ones alright what you need for this one is a good chair you sit in it backwards like you know like the teacher who really wants to connect with the students and right in front of you you just grade those papers great those paper are you playing check marks on everything everybody’s gonna everybody’s hitting the 8 everybody’s getting at I’m great mother yeah I’m great crazy super good hey you get you get I’m not real sure what’s going on once I left side who over here gets an a who over here these kids are getting one mode that was coasting man these are C’s dude my knuckles man don’t hit the knuckles it’s rubber everybody flex oh please hey you’re you’re closer to the camera that’s not yeah so it makes it look good do you feel stronger it also doubles as a as a as a cane you just put all your weight on it oh no I’ll get a different ring cane when I’m trying to get my grandpa’s Social Security check I’ll say yeah it’s a king if you’d like to kill your grandfather give it the beyblade buddy blade and telling us a cane walk around with the body play grandpa we could do the Buddy blade body blade the Buddy blade it takes two to do the buddy baby grab the middle no only one body blade what a buddy buddy now my grab this no we’re gonna do this whoa whoa now you see link is working out all of these back muscles right here you usually don’t have anything that will get these back muscles working and switch now this this is it right here yeah that’s it that’s getting worked out you pull you pull too hard oh yeah yeah okay yeah well we’re selling the crap out of this thing oh god yes I’m sure they don’t have a lot of inventory somewhere well as a personal trainer invented it back in 1994 and I’m pretty sure he’s sold all of them this is a very 1925 oh yes it’s a very 90s instrument people in 90s really thought that you could get strong at home easily yeah doesn’t happen because you’re at home you’re better things to do it’s not a where you need to go to gym impress people at the gym best way to get struck you see you feel this workout how that’s due to it I’m tired you’re tired awesome not just cuz I smoked myself right in the stomach would you do what you did well thank you for this lesson I’m physically inspired jab you jab ok one more for the burn alright guys come back tomorrow we’ll still be doing this subscribe we’ve got your arms covered with our logo long sleeves choose from zip opps crew necks and pullovers available now at mythical dot store

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