(rooster crows) (lion roars) ♪ Here we go ♪ – You’re getting very sleepy. – Ooh! – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Check your voicemail. We have a voicemail, let’s check it. – [Justin] Hey Rhett and Link. This is Justin from Akron, Ohio. I need to tell you that you need to pick up your alligator shoes, they’re ready for you, buddy. And that’s for Rhett. Link, yeah, you need to pick up, your hemorrhoid ointment is ready for you. Special made just for you, buddy. Give me a call back here and I’ll get that send out to ya. All right, bye bye then. – So he makes hemorrhoid cream out of alligator boots? What? – Exactly. – I don’t know what’s going on but I’ll be there. Thank you. – Akron. I been looking for reasons to go back to Akron. – Right, now I have it. – So you ready to cut a rug? – Let’s cut a rug. – All right. – Let’s do it. – You wanna stretch first? – Yeah, let me stretch this way. Oh, there it is. – You earned it, man. The queen sweep, Rhett. – You got some scissors. Today’s my day. You know what, we should go play shuffleboard. – I didn’t get the spacing right. – Somewhere in town. – It’s you guys. – I’m going vertical. – Wow, this comes right off. – Look at that. – Have you ever done this? Is this like something that everyone gets you to do? – I’m not gonna lie. This is a first for me. – Oh yeah! – Really? – I think I’m gonna steal it. For future things, yeah, I might cut a little piece up here and I might, you know, make a necklace out of this or something. – You know what, no. – An amulet. – You just throw it back to the audience. Just throw it to the audience. – That could be part of like, that could be part of your show, man. – I’m thinking about it, actually. – You cut a rug. You sign each little piece and you (makes shaking sound). We saw KISS perform… I’m trying to think of the guitarist’s name. He was throwing these picks out. – The one in makeup. – Ace Frehley. Ace Frehley was throwing his guitar picks out. – Yeah this is it. – His guitar has, like, it’s like shark’s teeth in the number of picks that he has on a guitar just so he can just continually just reach down and just throw ’em. – I think I might have to do that, little pocket squares of rug. It also makes an incredible mess, by the way. – Yes it does. You’re telling them like they’re gonna start doing it. Like whenever you start cutting rugs, they make a terrible mess. – Okay so we’re gonna play good dad dancer, bad dad dancer. We’re gonna see a dad who’s about to start dancing and then we have to decide whether we think he’s gonna be a good dancer or bad dancer. Then we’ll unfreeze the clip and find out the results. – Okay. – Let’s do it. – Let’s see the first one. (upbeat music) – Getting hydrated, that’s important. Ho! (chuckles) – He’s preppin’. – Drinking his beer, putting it– – You got a lot of experience with spending time with people and knowing who can dance and who can’t dance so I just feel like we have to defer to you on this. – If I’m honest with you, I feel like, I feel like he’s gonna be not the best. – (chuckles) Okay. So kind. – Yeah. Although he’s got an elliptical in the background, so he’s in shape. – Oh yeah. – You know, he’s got some endurance, you can tell. – And he’s wearing pajama pants which gives you a greater range of motion. – Mm-hmm. – But something about the way that, there was that little hunch forward. You could tell that that’s not a great start. – He was like I’m not sure how to use this thing. – But you could also tell that he thinks that he’s going to be good. – Well he did put the beer down so he’s– – Uh-huh, uh-huh. – He does have that– – He’s gonna go ham. – Okay so we’re saying not good. – Bad dad dancer. – Roll it. (upbeat music) – [Derek] Oh. Oh. Yo, okay. (upbeat music) – Is that– – Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo! – [Link] He’s not done. He keeps going, oh. – Oh. – So that’s good, right? – I’m not gonna lie, I was not expecting that flow. Well done, sir. – That qualifies as good. – Wow. – I apologize for my prejudice. – We’ve been schooled. All right. – Let’s see another one. – It was good. – [Rhett] Oh gosh. That’s all we’re gonna see of this guy. (laughs) – [Link] No video, it’s just freeze frame. – There’s nothing athletic about that stance. The face. – But it’s blurred so you know he’s moving fast. – Very fast. – And his hands have disappeared entirely. It’s always a good sign. – [Derek] Yeah those beige walls, beautiful. – Let’s critique the– (all laughing) Let’s critique the decor! – It’s two kinds of beige and then a little cardboard for added beige. – He’s got a lot of cardboard stacked over there. – Holding it down. – You got some rug on you. – Oh I do. – Oh look at that. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, there we go. – Okay. – Okay so we’re saying bad, this guy’s bad. – Yeah I think he won’t be as smooth as the last guy. (Rhett laughs) – Bad dad dancer. (upbeat music) (Derek laughing) – [Derek] Yes! – [Link] When’s he jump? – [Derek] Yo, commitment’s at 10 though, come on. – [Link] Does he jump? – Oh. If feels like he can’t quite figure out what beat he’s on. He’s like, I’m gonna hit that one, I’m gonna hit that one, I’m gonna hit this one, I’m gonna hit that one. – He looks like one of those floppy things outside of a car wash. – Inflatable arm tube man. Inflatable arm tube man. – We got that one right. – Yeah, yeah. – Let’s see another one. (orchestral music) Oh so it’s that guy. It’s not the older guy, it’s the younger guy. – No I think they’re a pair. – Both of them. – Yeah it seems like they might be a thing that they do together. It’s like, oh yeah we’re drunk, let’s do this dance. Let’s do the dance that we do. – He did the thing, it was like I’m setting him up, so you’re right, they’re practiced at this. So my guess is that this is gonna be unexpectedly impressive. – Yes I actually would agree with that. It seemed like that, yeah. – But how much of that Olde English 800 or whatever it’s called in the foreground have they already consumed? ‘Cause even if they think they’re gonna be great, doesn’t mean that they are. – I don’t know. – True. – At this point in the night. – Some people get better. Some people get better with that. – Yeah it’s all about just letting go. Everybody can dance. – Yeah you gotta be uninhibited. That’s what Olde English does for ya. – I think Olde English is like a furniture polish the more I think about it. (Derek chuckles) Is it? Is it a malt liquor or a furniture polish. – I think it might be both. – Or either. – Okay so we’re saying good. – All right I’ll go with you guys. Good dad dancer. (orchestral music) – [Derek] We wrong. (all laughing) – Very wrong. – Oh we so wrong. – [Rhett] Hold on, it’s kinda good. (laughs) – [Derek] If the standard is up and down, yeah. Oh. (laughs) Oh, oh he’s kinda backing it up now. – Oh yeah he is. He switched genres there at the end and he– – I think maybe if you had a lot of Olde English, the furniture polish, you’d think that’s good. – That also was kinda like two Olde English dancing back in the day, might be seen as impressive dancing in the sort of 1300s perhaps. – Yeah in the Middle Ages, that would have gone over very well. – We did not get that one. – No we did not. – We’re only one for three. – We wrong. – How many of these do we have? Okay let’s see the next one. (upbeat rock music) Okay well, I think we may have already seen too much. (laughs) – Now that, for a second I thought that was, what’s his name, he plays The Incredible Hulk. – Mark Ruffalo? – Mark Ruffalo. – Ruffalo, no. – Sorry Mark Ruffalo. – You mean Ruffalo the buffalo? He would never do that. – No. You know, he’s at the concert, he’s got some room. I think he’s gonna go in. I think he’s about to go in. – I mean first of all, I would love to be there. I can just tell, this looks like people having lots of fun. – A blast. – [Rhett] Up against that– – Green wall. – Racket ball wall, whatever that ham ball wall. I can only imagine what’s happening on stage. – He does have room to go all in, but here’s the thing. If you’re great, you don’t wanna be behind everybody. You wanna be in front of everybody. – He’s in front of somebody. – Yeah. – The person with the camera. – That’s true. I think he’s gonna go in. – This is bad, guys. – Link, we need to defer to you ’cause we been wrong. We been wrong. – Did you see what he already did? How could something that bad turn into something good? – But I think that’s what makes this clip worth watching. I think there’s a transition in the middle of it. That’s my gut feeling is that this becomes great. – He thinks it’s good, I think it’s bad, you’re gonna have to break the– – Honestly I don’t trust my own judgment at this point. – Do you believe in him? – That’s my problem is I believe a little bit too much. – You’re a teacher. You’ve got– – You can do it. – You’re an encourager. – Then I’m like woo. – You got a lot of teacher in you. – That’s what makes you a good instructor. – I try. – I would be a horrible teacher. – All right. – You’re like no, get out! – We’re saying good dad dancer. – Come on, good dad. Come on good dad. Oh, oh. Oh, he’s loose. – [Link] Spin again, buddy, spin again. – [Derek] He’s loose. – Yes! – Woo, there it is. Oh. Oh, uh, hey. – [Link] Oh, what? What? He’s looking for his contacts. – [Rhett] That’s good. That’s good. – I don’t know. I think that’s good. – I think that’s good too. – Very good. – That was admirable. – He had some loose in his hips, he was like uh. – Admirable. – Doing one of those. – [Link] He’s the admiral of admirable. – We can still get a majority of these right. Let’s look at the last. – Let’s do it. This is it. – Wow. – Oh okay. – Oh wow. That’s all we got. Alley man. – This is in England. This is in England, I recognize those houses. – I think he’s like about to do a salt bay thing. Is he? – Maybe. – I don’t know. Are those sweats or jeans? – [Link] Sweats. – [Derek] Or tracksuit. – [Rhett] All right that tells you a lot. – I think that there’s nobody there. The cameraman, him and his shadow. – (chuckles) Shadow. – I think– – That’s it. – I feel really good about this one. I think this guy– – I feel really bad about it. I think it’s gonna be awful. – I think he’s gonna be amazing. – All right Derek. It’s all on you. – Okay I’m gonna say it, he’s gonna be good. Good dad dancer. – Okay. All right, let’s see. – Good dad dancer. – Let’s go, good dad. – Bring it! – [Derek] Dang it! Dang it! (Rhett laughing) Wow! How can we be so off? – [Link] So good! – [Rhett] Should have trusted me. – [Link] What is he, he’s eating a burger! – He’s the burger dance. It was the burger dance, we should have known. – Listen, he lost his own appetite. He couldn’t even finish his burger after how bad that dance is. – Wow, wow, too much belief. Too much belief. – Well you know what, hopefully we’ve honed your judging skills a little bit. – A little bit better, yeah. – For the upcoming season. (laughs) – Before they dance like they’re gonna be good. Oh I’m wrong, I’m wrong. – At least you don’t have to determine that. You get to see them dance first. – All right World of Dance if you wanna see dancers better than that. – Yes. – And Derek but not us. – Right. – We’ll be hanging out backstage maybe. – Yeah every show. – I just invited ourselves to the World of Dance. (chuckling) Thanks for coming, man. – Hey appreciate it, man. – Yes. – Hey man, cheers, cheers. – [Rhett] Take a walk on the weirder side with these Mythicalitees. Get them all at Mythical.store.