(crowing) (roaring) (ticking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Merchicality! – Yeah! – Yup, yup, yup, yup! – Dropped your cheat sheet. – Here’s what that is. – We like to see y’all reppin’ that GMM merch with hashtag Merchicality and the winner is Editing is Everything, y’all know her. Congrats you win a $30 mythical.store gift card. – So they were uh– – Wow – They were Rhett and Link costumed couple. – Wow, she’s reppin’ the shirts from the forest and farm collection. – Come on in guys. Let’s welcome in Mythical team members Jordan and Emily. Squeeze right over there. Rhett, you come on my side because the three of us are gonna be playing, Emily’s got some info. – [Rhett] Let me get this, the he-ness out of the way. – Yeah, slide on over here. – There you go. – Okay. – Yes, that’s , that’s it. – Alright. – Emily, tell us, tell us, tell us what’s on the docket. – So, the Cheesecake Factory has a extensive menu, as we know, it’s like, pages and pages long. – Like a novel. – Yes, like a novel. So, – Spiral bound. – Yes, like a, like a bible full of – Yeah, well the bible and novels aren’t spiral bound so I think we’re both a little off target. – Well it depends on if you get the picture, just the pictures version. – Oh (laughs) – Or if you get the real bible, I guess I’ve revealed – Like a flip which kind I owned. – A flip book novel. (laughing) – I love those spiral bound romance novels. – Oh yeah. – Me and your stepdad. – Yeah, right. – Yeah, make sure they’re laminated water resistant. – So, what are we trying to guess? Whether or not these are real. – Water, resistant – Yes, I’m gonna read to you of some menu items and you will decide whether or not they are real. – When was the last time you ate at this Cheesecake Factory? – I’ve, I’ve, I have a close one. So, I’ve eaten at a Cheesecake Factory this year. Honestly, if we’re talking sit down chains, I’m more of a Friday’s guy. So, if I’m gonna like, have that big night out, apps, drinks, dessert, not to mention the main course. (laughing) I’m probably gonna do TGF Fridays but I do like the Cheesecake Factory. It was like our good report card place growing up. – Okay – Aw! – So there’s sentimental value, but I think that may be it. – Yeah, so if I feel, am I eating at the Cheesecake Factory, I feel like I’m a real good boy. (laughing) I’m not proud. – You did well today, Jordan. I would say like, six, maybe six weeks ago honestly. I mean. – Oh, you, you have an advantage. – It wasn’t one of my trips with Drake. That’s like a, that’s a quarterly thing that we do. This was just with my family. – At the end of a financial quarter. – My kids really really like it, and so, we ended up taking them quite a bit. – My, my kids have started going with their friends without us. – Oh yeah, that’s the thing thing to do. Once it becomes a friends and our kids go there then I can’t go anymore. – Cats in the cradle in the silver spoon – Alright. – Alright, cool, ready for your first one? – Yeah. – Alright, cheeseburger spring rolls. – That’s it, I’ve had that. I’ve totally had that. It rules. – That, that’s it. – Yeah. I’ve had that too. – That’s it? Well, I feel like everyone’s like yeah, if Jordan did. – That’s a hard one not to order. I’ve ordered that. – Really? – Oh yeah – Yeah, I love things in spring rolls. – Just, it’s a great – It’s real, it’s real. Of course, I mean it’s real. But so, wait a minute. It’s, is it just the burger and the cheese or is there other stuff in it? – There’s, I think there’s, I think there’s pickles in there. (laughing) – I’m pretty sure there’s pickles. – You are not selling it for me. – There’s – It rules. – You can cheese burger-fy anything. They did that with a quesadilla at Applebee’s at one point. – Sure, Vicodin? (laughing) – Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Have you had cheeseburger Vicodin? – Cheeseburger Vicodin? Is that what you just, you know, have a straight up Vicodin with a cheeseburger? (laughing) – Yeah, it’s great. (laughing) if you ever had dental surgery recently. – Yeah right. Only in those cases. – Ooh! Yeah, okay, so we’re gonna do the next one. Yumtaccular Vegan Sliders. – Young-tacular? – Yum-tacular. – Yum-tacular – Yum-tacular – Young vegan – Only for the young vegans. – Did I say young? – Sliders but only for young vegans. – That should be a rapper if it’s spelled with a U, Yung Vegan. (chuckling) – Aw, yung vegan. (laughing) – Is Yumtacular like a, is that an actual menu section? – Well, they have Skinnylicious. – They have Skinnylicious, I know about Skinnylicious. – But is there also, is like, Yumtacular the opposite of Skinnylicious? – Right, but then they’d be vegan. – It’s the made up version, I believe. – Yeah, this is not real. – Yeah, something stinks. – You’re not going out on a limb? – And it’s not my bathroom after the Cheesecake Factory. – Oh! Yeah, it’s fake. – Okay. – It’s a fake one. – Yumtacular. – Yeah, it just sounds like you’d have two hockey pucks of like tofu with like, what else would you put in there? – There’s nothing vegan on the Cheesecake Factory. – I mean that’s crazy – I’m listening. – Jack fruit, okay, alright, next one. Bowl of fresh strawberries. – Wolf wolf, well, of course you can get that, I mean. – Yeah. – Is that a menu item? – I don’t know if it’s called a menu item. – Is it a menu item? This, these are all specific menu items. – Oh, there’s an ad for bowl of fresh strawberries. – Right, yeah. – But they’re fake and it’s – Yeah right. – And they’re covered in ranch dressing and wrapped in bacon and deep fried. – And made into a bouquet for Mother’s Day. – I’m gonna say that you can get this. – I think, it’s too, this is too specific. I think there is, this is on the menu. – This is real. – Yeah yeah, I mean. – This is real. It comes with like, whipped cream on the side. – Of course it does. – Yeah. – yeah. – Bowl of fresh strawberries. – Yeah. (chuckling) Alright, bacon wrapped – yes. (laughing) – Sure, yes, yeah – it’s real. – Bacon wrapped – Bacon wrapped bacon wraps. (laughing) – Bacon wrapped pork ribs. – Ah, that’s not real. That’s not real ’cause I would have had it. (people laughing in the background) They’ve got bacon wrapped things. – I mean they have a very extensive list. – They’ve got different kinds of ribs that I don’t think they have bacon wrapped ribs, however, there is a restaurant that introduced these but it was a different, it was a different chain. I saw a commercial for it. Maybe it was Cheesecake Factory. – What do you think? I’m not gonna vote yet. – No, this, I like this. I’m gonna follow you. (laughing) – Yeah. Go for it Link. – Imagine. – Tie it up. – You can just wrap your mouth around the whole thing – I think you’re right. – and just pull it right off. – I think they’re real but I think it’s somewhere else. – They’re real but I’m pretty sure they’re, it like, – I mean you would, Rhett was too convincing. – Alight. It is fake. – Yes. – It does sound weird to have a bone in the middle of something. – No, they’re somewhere though. Somebody look up bacon wrapped ribs. Somebody launched those and I was like, no, no. Really, even I was like no on that one. – Yeah, you can get them if you stay overnight at Guy Fieri’s house. (laughing) Believe me. – That’s what he keeps in the basement. – Yeah. – Alright. – Is that all you get? – No. (laughing) you get a couple hundred things. They’re real bad. (laughing) Okay. This is a tongue twister so Craig’s crazy carrot cake cheesecake. – Craig’s crazy carrot cake cheesecake. Craig’s crazy carrot cake cheesecake. – Very good! – That’s real. – Craig’s crazy carrot cake cheesecake. Craig’s crazy carrot cake che.. You win. – Craig was Sheila’s – No I, I didn’t say it twice. That’s where you won. – That’s true. – Craig was Sheila’s like, unfortunate son. You know what I’m saying? – Oh yeah. Or maybe he’s the, he’s their, he’s the third part of their Polyamorous Throuple. They’re very open minded. That is a very Craig thing to do. – Yes, I think that’s real. That sounds real to me. – It is real. You guys are good. – Yeah, I knew this cause my wife loves carrot cake so.. – Carrot cake cheesecake. – How does she feel about Craig? – She loves Craig too. He’s very open minded. – Yeah, sure. – Okay. – [Mystery guy] So TGI Fridays has a barbecue bourbon bacon ribs. – Yes, okay bacon ribs. – You didn’t know that? – It’s got bacon sprinkles on it right? – No I didn’t know that. – You didn’t know that? – No. – That is exactly what it is. – Yeah, t’s got like bacon sprinkles on it. – Bourbon bacon. – I saw that freaking commercial and I was like, come on guys. But you’re the Fridays guy. – No, I know, I feel like a chump. I feel like some sort of Fridays fake over here. – Because I didn’t know that. (laughing) I’m a Fridays fake, there – You’re really good with the tongue twisters today. – Call me out on lying. – Craig’s crazy carrot cake cheesecake; and then what was it? – Friday’s.. – TGI Fridays failure. – TGI Friday’s fail. Yeah hit me up on twitter hashtag TGI Fridays fail. Let me know what a piece of garbage I am. (laughing) – Sorry your handle. – Okay, okay. Spicy gumbo stuffed baked potato. – That sounds real good. – They have all of those things but they do not have it in that combination. I’ve studied the menu. – I need to pull ahead here. I wanna win this. So I’m gonna guess that they do have it. Because then I think I can win this. This is purely a strategic move. I’m hoping that they have it. – It’s fake. ( grunting) (laughing) – But if they’re watching it soon will be real. – You should do it. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – I know. There’s someone from the cheese cake factory that’s frantically taking notes. – Yeah, they’re like, hmm. – But it would have to be like a red potato. Not like a regular, you know. Red potatoes are in gumbo sometimes. Okay, last one. – Oh. Okay. – Wellness salad. (laughing) – Wellness salad. – Wellness salad? – You heard me. – It sounds, yeah, I mean I know they do have the skinnylicious movement and they wanna have… – Movement is what it causes FYI. (laughing) – Yeah. – Wellness salad. That does not ring true of a name that cheesecake factory would normally come up with. I mean bowl of strawberries. – Cheesecake factory likes to push for things to… They like to make everything sound good. And wellness doesn’t sound good. Nobody likes wellness. – I don’t know, I, it might be real. It might be real. – Oh wow, this would be a three way tie. – Guess what everybody? It’s real. – Yeah! – No! – Really? – Do you ever, do you know what’s in it? – Yeah I do. I looked it up. It’s just all fruits and vegetables and like sunflower seeds and like a lemon vinegarette. – Oh you’re talking about a wellness salad. – Guess how many calories it has. – 45 hundred.? – 840 calories. – Oh. – Well, – It’s just kale – if it’s Cheesecake Factory – blueberries and some nuts. And somehow it’s like – It’s the portions. – That’s half of your daily intake. – It’s the portions, they’ve gotta have portion control. – There’s a cheesecake base. – Yeah, I don’t know what it is. I don’t know how these calories get so high but – Okay, well actually, so, Jordan and I are tied, okay. – You’re all, oh wait, did Link not get that on? – He did but he was too far behind. So that means Jordan and I get to go to TGI Friday! – What? – Yay! – What? – Oh I’ll get the car rented. (laughing) Link we’ll go to the last remaining ruby Tuesdays, how ’bout that? – Yes! I’ll get to pick off the salad and then tell them I didn’t order it. – Nice. – Be your mythical best with these logos on your chest. 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