(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – You grab that. (laughing) – There you go. – What happened? – Motivational speech. – Oh yeah. – We’re going to inspire someone very specific today and that person is an astronaut who got addicted to drinking their urine in space and now they’re back on Earth, they have to stop. – Let’s go down the line, starting here. – Oh. – You know what, I don’t think you should stop. You know, you’re a pioneer. (laughs) You’re going where no one has gone before and that is someone who drinks their urine exclusively. – (clicks finger) Stevie. – You do you. – Agreed. – Listen, you can do this, you can. I mean, you can’t do that anymore. But you can do this, but you should stop that. – You don’t have to do it. No, no, wait, he’s drinking it and he doesn’t want to drink it anymore? – Rhett wants him to drink it but we don’t want you to keep drinking it. – This is confusing. – On Earth it’s not good to drink your pee. – Yeah. – But if you do, do it in private. – Mm. – There’s a lot of beverages on Earth that kinda taste like urine. Coconut water – Oh. – Weird La Croix flavors. – That’s true. – Yep. Especially the urine flavored one. – If you leave a Sprite out, for sure, that goes bad, that kinda gets sort of a phosphorus going on in there. – Yeah. – Whoa. – There are other options like Edward drinking deer blood in the Twilight movies, et cetera. – But you know what, you’re not weird, we totally get it. We know how when you would just pee in space it would form this perfect sphere that then you would just bite like an apple, and it was irresistible. – Yep. – But as you’ve discovered, that doesn’t happen on our planet, so get over it. – He’s been here before. – Drink a hot Sprite. – We’re not pee shaming. – Yeah, you can get one of those ice cube things that makes ice into a perfect sphere and freeze your own urine and get a sphere that way. – You guys are enablers, he should stop this. You need to stop it. – Okay, we did our part. – Is he motivated? (all clapping) Don’t drink your pee, this ain’t Buzzfeed. – Yeah. (laughing) – We would never do that. – We’ve done that. – Yeah, I mean I wouldn’t drink my own urine, I would only drink his. – Yeah, yeah. – Oh yeah! Totally saw that, totally saw that. – My first week here was the urine smelling thing. – [Link] Urine smelling. – [Stevie] Was it? – Yeah, the does what you eat affect the smell of your urine. – Did you have to pee? I don’t remember. – Mm. – Oh, you got here and had to start eating one food in particular for multiple days. – [Link] And then we smelled your urine. – Wow, welcome to the team. – Classic guys, classic guys. – We still have that urine. – What a journey we’ve been on since then. – I’ll keep mine to myself. – Okay. Alright, so we’ve got four different movies, these are your favorite bad movies of all time. – Yeah. – And we’re gonna try to match them to you. – And we are starting with Josie and the Pussycats. – Whoa whoa whoa. – Just here. I’ve got some information about it Rhett, if you wanna hold up that for the people at home to see. – Soft tails and furry hats? – Starring Rachael Leigh Cook, Tara Reid and Rosario Dawson, made in 2001. The person’s reasoning we have here. (sneezes) – Bless you. – Did you just sneeze directly in Ellie’s ear? – No, I went in here. – He did it that way. – I don’t want to go in her ear. – No, I didn’t feel a thing. – He Dracula-ed it. – I saw it out of the corner of my eye. – I didn’t feel a thing. – I Dracula-ed it. – You what? – I Dracula-ed it. – He Dracula-ed it. – You protected us all. – [Stevie] Oh, I like that. – You e-Dracula-ted into your… – Into my jacket. – Whoa! – Sweater. – This episode. – A near parody of the, this is the reasoning. – Got it, got it. – For why this is the favorite. It’s a near parody, the original comic by the same name was released with a soundtrack that quickly became the satirical rock album of my youth. The film featured Tara Reid before she started making bad movies on purpose, but the main draw for me was front woman and number one late 90s slash early 2000s lead actor extraordinaire, Rachael Leigh Cook, she was all that. – Mm hm hm. – Hm. – Okay, well, I don’t know, there’s elements of this that screams Stevie to me. – I think this is Ellie. – I know, but Stevie is in to women with three names. – Rachael Leigh Cook. – Wait, what? – Which one of those is Rachael Leigh Cook? – The one in the middle. – Yeah, the main. – See, she knew it immediately. – Let’s give that to Stevie. – [Rhett] Yeah. – Next one is Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Rhett, take a look at that. Never heard of this one. This was from 2002, this person’s reasoning was this movie makes the most of it’s seemingly $3 budget to create a romantic thriller about a couple who falls in love just as their town is attacked by birds. – Oh, so it’s The Birds? – No relation to Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Or Birds. It’s terrible and wonderful and worth the price of admission for the special effects of the bird attacks. – What year? – 2002. – 2002. – I’m thinking. – What are you looking at? – Kitty kitty kitty. – I’m thinking of someone. I have my pick, but what do you think? – I was thinking Alex. – I was thinking Alex. – Okay, we don’t even have to explain ourselves, we’re just going on instinct at this point. – Okay. – Alright. – Wild Wild West, 1999, Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh. Will Smith turned down The Matrix for this movie, what? It features a steampunk spider and has a budget of 170 million dollars. I’ve seen this movie at least five times and have no clue what the plot is, other than Will Smith is a cowboy, and there is a big spider. (laughing) – Oo, wow. ♪ Wild Wild West ♪ – Is that song– – Yeah. – Mm hmm. – Is that Kool Moe Dee in the… – Yeah, it’s for the soundtrack. – Yeah. – ‘Cause they remade it. – Yeah, you betcha. ♪ Wild Wild West ♪ – [Rhett] Kool Moe Dee. – Good soundtrack too. – That’s where a lot of that 170 million went, straight to Kool Moe Dee. (laughs) I don’t know, I want to put this with Alex as well. – I’ll take Moe. – But I don’t know, I think Will, I can see Will being very into this and watching it five times. – He’s a Will, that’s a Will. – Exactly. Yeah, mm hmm. – I can also see this being Ellie. This is a tough one, let’s give it to Will because of the Will Will. – So far we’re just going down the line. – And finally, The Wiz from 1978, you love this movie right? – Oh this is not a bad movie. – No it’s not. – Oo. – This is a good movie. – I know that this is your favorite. – I really like this movie. – Starring Diana Ross, Michael Jackson and Nipsey Russell. Nipsey Russell, what a name. (laughing) On paper it sounds like a great idea, Michael Jackson as the scarecrow, Richard Pryor as the Wiz, but The Wizard of Oz truly didn’t need to be remade back then and even now. I love it though because it has great songs and once again, Michael Jackson is the scarecrow. – Okay, I want to do something. – This is a good movie. – I want to do something radical right now. I think we’re wrong in every way and we need to do a complete reshuffle. – Really? I feel pretty good about this Stevie thing though. No, there’s no way that Stevie has seen Birdemic. – Hm, well. – That can’t be right. The Stevie one can’t be right. – Okay. – How. – You have the power. – You can take, I’m just saying that’s what I was feeling, I could very likely be completely wrong, feel free to change it at this point. I’m not gonna stop you from changing it. – Well I feel strongly that Josie is Stevie, Birdemic is Alex. – Right, I felt that way as well. So you wanna give Wild Wild West to Ellie? – Ah, I get so sweaty. – When am I ever right about stuff? Fine, the only one I feel strongly about is that this is Stevie. But if we switch that, and then we switch… – I just feel like that throws it. – Birds are my type. – I also like pretty girls. – I don’t think. – Hold on, hold on, hold on. Don’t we know that Ellie is afraid of birds? Isn’t that like common knowledge? Isn’t that common knowledge? – Well it seems that we don’t commonly know it. – No, someone on the crew’s afraid of birds. I don’t know if it’s Ellie though. – I also don’t like birds, just throwing that out there. – Okay, just throwing it out there. – Will also doesn’t like birds. – They have beady eyes and they’re from a dinosaur time and that’s not allowed. – Oh, okay, okay, alright. – Okay. I think her boyfriend made her watch this. – I feel good with her with that, okay. Okay. – Well let’s leave it here, Stevie are we correct about Josie and the Pussycats? – Yeah. – Yes, yes! (laughing) Alright, and are we correct about the Birdemic? – Yes. – Yes! – Okay, good, good. – This movie’s insane, you have to watch this movie. – Now, what made you– – But I have seen that movie by the way. – You have? – Oh. – Yes, because it, like, a few years ago, yeah, it was like a thing, like they showed it at the silent movie theater in LA, and like it was a– – Yeah. – Oh. – It was like popular. – This is like The Room for people who aren’t basic. – Yeah. (laughing) – Yeah, yeah. – Got it, I like it. – Well, are we correct about The Wiz? – You are. – So, and you don’t like The Wiz or you like it? – I agree with you, I will cry to The Wiz. – Yes. – But I won’t show it to other people. (laughing) Like Michael Jackson is incredible and I love him, but he is not a good actor. – No, no, no. – You’re like that’s Michael Jackson dressed as a scarecrow. – You’re right, you’re right, it does have those so bad it’s good qualities to it, but there’s just something about when it came out, and like, for me it was watching it on TV growing up. – It’s still on TV every year. – Yeah. – And you see it and you’re like “Oh it’s not The Wizard of Oz”, and you’re like “It’s The Wiz”. – It’s The Wiz, it’s fun. – Is that Michael Jackson? – It’s fun, it’s Michael Jackson. And then that was it. – My high school put on a production of The Wiz, it was… – I was in one too. – Everyone did, yeah. – I was chorus in a production of The Wiz and I hated it. – You were chorus? – Yeah, so I had to be like a munchkin, I had to be like a flying monkey. (laughing) I hated it, like I hated dancing, I should’ve been the scarecrow, I can sing. So, stop me. – And that leaves Alex with Wild Wild West, and we were 100% correct. – Yeah. – Yeah, you were. – Wow. – We did it, Rhett. – I made it too easy for you. – So is it really that bad? – He really didn’t do The Matrix? – Yeah, he turned it down, he was up for Neo in The Matrix, and he was like robot spiders with laser beams, let’s do that one instead. – And you just keep watching it. – I wish I knew what it was about. So I’ll see it on TV and I’ll get through like three quarters, and I’m like “This is great”, and them I’m like, (clicks tongue) I never make it to the end though. – I remember watching this when I was little and it was like a pretty sexy movie. – Yeah. – And just like replaying the part where they’re in the big hot tub and I was just like “What is happening here?” – There was a big hot tub. – What are they doing? – Yeah. – Who’s in the hot tub? – It’s like him and his lady friend. – Yeah. – And they’re like sorta naked, and I was like “What”? I’ve not been allowed to watch anything. – Sorta naked. – His wife is like kidnapped right? I think. – In the hot tub. – This is my favorite movie, I’ve seen it a lot. (laughing) I’ve never seen it. – Are you getting it confused with Hot Tub Time Machine? – Yeah, that’s a little different. – Alright. – The spider though. – The real thing to celebrate here is that we were correct. – Yeah. – You were. – And these movies are, I haven’t seen any of them. – You haven’t seen any of them? – That’s not surprising. – [Link] Think you can handle this new Ear Biscuits mug? Well you can, it’s got a handle. Get one now at mythical.store.