(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (wheel cranking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – What’s the word? The word is, a word that we have to give a definition to that we don’t know. – Okay. – Fipple. – Fipple is just, you know, it’s a front nipple. ‘Cause they’re usually in the back. – Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I would say most people have fipples. – Right. Oh, that’s true. – They’re mostly in the front, right? – If you’ve got a bipple, you’ve got a problem. So you know. – Fipples for everybody. – Not everybody. (Rhett laughs) – Fipples for everybody except those with bipples. – Right, it’s a slogan. When you say the word, you usually say it within the context of that slogan. All right, so here we are. We’ve got some losers joining us, Josh and will, and some skunky heated natural light beer. – Move on down here – I’m gonna move on to this side because this is how we’re gonna play — – We’re gonna play a little game of flip cup here in a second. – This has been wild. – So, we’re gonna play flip cup with our beverage nemesis, okay? So, I have what — yep this is Doctor Pepper. – Oh no. Ya, this is pulpy orange juice. I hate pulp. – It was actually pulpy orange juice, then we strained half the pulp from another orange juice and we put it in that. – Oh gross, I could tell It looks extra pulpy. – I’m really sorry I didn’t even know it was for us I thought it was for them. – You know Will, I like having you around man because — – You put things into perspective. – You’re starting to make me seem less picky. – I’m super picky, ya. – People are getting grossed out by the queso chip. – And it was good, the last one was good, the queso chip was okay. It was just the floor Tostito that got me. Sorry I’m a nerd, I don’t know how to play these games. – So what do you have what’s your nemesis? – This is celery juice, although I think the natty light under the heat lamp might also be my drink nemesis. – Ya well go ahead and partake in that first. – What’s yours? – Coconut LaCroix. Which I mean, you know me, there’s not much of anything I don’t like but if I had to narrow it down coconut LaCroix is the devil’s potion. – It’s warm. – It’s warm to the touch Crack it open. – I’ve actually never had a beer in my life before. This is my first time. – Cheers to that! – Hold on, hold on, I actually feel kinda bad. – I don’t think we should be responsible for this. – I’ve always wanted to try. – This is a great way to start drinking beer. – With the nastiest one huh? – You know what, you’ll never have it again. As soon as you taste that you’ll never have it again. – Josh is this your first beer too? – Oh ya first today. (Laughing) – It’s worse than pulpy orange juice. – I’ve worked with a lot of urine on this show: yours, others, this is more pee-like than the pee. – I thought you guys were exaggerating! – You’re supposed to tell him “This is what beer tastes like, this is as good as it gets, don’t drink beer kids.” Well, don’t drink beer kids. – I’m not even joking this is just straight up nasty – Oh is this the main over here, what are you guys pointing at? Oh – Ya you should start looking at another camera you’ve never looked at. – This is like a parent making a kid smoke a whole pack of cigarettes. – We’re looking at this camera now? Okay. – I drink wine all the time, but this is just nasty. – It foams in the mouth when it’s warm. – People just drink beer for fun? – Well not usually that, in that state. – This is a purpose beer not a fun beer. – This is straight up pee. – Ya let’s get rid of that. – I’m drunk now. – Now, okay, Josh could you explain the rules to this? – Okay, so, Flip Cup: we are on teams, it’s me and Will. We don’t have a winning pedigree yet, so the rules are me and Link will be first position and we both start. What we have to do is we touch our glasses, – But we’re not actually starting, we’re demonstrating. – We’re not starting now, we’re demonstrating. So we touch our glasses, then we hit the ground, and then we chug. And then we finish this, when the liquid is all out of it you’re going to put it on the side here, and so you’re putting this on the side here, and then you’re flipping like that, and as soon as it flips and lands like that, the next teammate – You could do it at will. – I did it at Will. (Rhett Laughs) – And then when this lands and is confirmed flipped, the next teammate will pick up his beer, he doesn’t have to do that whole shenanigans anymore. – That’s only in the beginning. – But ya so he will drink that and then flip it and then, when his lands, it is over. We’re doing best of three rounds I believe. Two versus two. – Oh so we’re not trying to make it all the way through, we’re just trying to do — – Ya these are for reserve. – Let’s move these out then. – This is to settle it. – What’s yours again? – Move yours out too guys. – What’s yours Link? – Link is Doctor Pepper. – It’s just Doctor Pepper? – Morgan tell us where you want them. – I agree Doctor Pepper is gross. – Will you clear yours out too, you can make Josh do everything for you, that’s fine. That’s kind of what we do. So what we’re going to do, I’m starting and you’re starting. So dink it, dink it, drink it – Flip it. – I refuse to lose. – You like Doctor Pepper? – I don’t I do not like Doctor Pepper. – Do you like olives? – I don’t like olives either. I like root beer and people are like, “Do you want a Doctor Pepper?” and I said no. – Oh, I don’t like root beer. – They’re in the same family – Do you like cooked mushrooms? – I’ll eat mushrooms. – Oh, ya I don’t like those. But Doctor Pepper — (Will groans) – I hate what’s happening right now. – Me and Josh will eat or drink anything. – Alright here we go, do you have any questions? – I think I get it, this is just so much pulp. My drinks are heavier than your guys’ drinks. – You’re gonna have to chew before that goes down. – Ya I have to chew this down. – We all have our nemesis. – Okay, alright, when you guys are ready, I’m waiting. – Boop, Boop. – Chip chip dug dug gimme a hug. Oh, half of his is on the floor. – Oh God that’s so bad. – I’m shook from the celery juice, now you go. – Yes! Go! Go! Go! Dip dip chug chug big hug big hug. (Rhett and Link cheer) – We win the first one. – Half his cup is chewing! – Try to complete it. – My teeth hurt! – Do you wanna switch? Can we switch? Give us a chance. – I like your technique. You want it to flip over five times before it lands. – My dad taught me how to do this one, This is hard. – Just real soft, it’s one half rotation. – It’s just very gentle. – Like golfing lessons there we go! – Are we lining them back up? – Ya line ’em up boys. – Can me and Will switch? I’ll take his pulps and he can take the celery. – Sure! You think he’s gonna be able to do celery juice? – This is nasty too. – He’s like, “I don’t know.” Okay so, same start, you guys start? Or do we switch it up? – We should technically switch the order, so it’s gonna be Will versus Rhett. – Okay. Alright. – Oh no, you gotta hit the thing first! – Ya celery’s not great either. – Go Link go! – Oh you did it! – I’m done, go! – Oh good. – I was watching his face. – Oh my eyes are watering. – Come on Will, Come on! Get it Will! – I did it! I did it! – Yes! (cheering) – We won but he’s drinking anyways. – This is nasty! – I’m going full flip for pride, it’s not working. – Okay, so best how many out of how many? You wanna keep doing this? – I don’t — no. Do you want to keep doing this? Okay, what we can do to slightly even the playing field, Will this isn’t your fault I want you know that. – Celery juice is nasty! – What we can do is a variation that I’ve never heard of and I’ve never played, and Ellie told me about it called: T-Rex cup. – T-Rex cup, it is where you have to — I don’t even know if I have the shoulder flexibility, but you have to use your hands in here so you’re not using any amount of arm, it’s just all in the finesse of the fingers. – I could do that. I got a lot of fingers. – Approximately ten of them. – I don’t want to drink, that orange juice is bad, you gotta do it again. – I can do that I got a lot of fingers. – You gotta play one handed, you gotta drink one handed, and you gotta flip one handed. – Oh God. – I’m legitimately having a difficult time drinking this but at least it’s not — I’m not a pulp man either. – I’m gonna be honest, the celery juice was even grosser than the pulp. – You wanna go with Doctor Pepper? – No (Laughing) – Will, how do we make you more comfortable? – I just don’t like eating a drink. – What about LaCroix? – I’ll trade out coconut LaCroix for anything. – Actually I’ll trade you the coconut LaCroix. – [Stevie] Can we do one better than the T-Rex and have it individual teams and T-Rex? So you’re all going at the exact same time. – Ya, not that I want Will off my team, that’s not what I’m saying. – I’m a winner, I’m a winner. – I can’t get my arm up in my sweater because this is a new sweater. I’m just gonna do this. – Can we tie him up with something? – I won’t cheat. – [Stevie] Ya you can just pull them back. Just make sure to only use your hands. – Okay. – So we all have to dink the person next to us, dink, and then we go. – Why don’t you trade with me? – Doctor Pepper? – Yeah. – I don’t care. – So Will, we’re gonna be dinking, dropping and going, alright? – Okay, I don’t have it yet though, dink it on the table. – So starts on the table, then it goes up down, then up. – You guys are already holding them. – Alright 3, 2. – Hold on, hold on. So there’s no– all dinks on table? – No, so we’re gonna start on the table, on one we grab, dink, drop. – Four way dink. – Four way dink. – So really you can be holding it, we all have to four way dink. – I’m about to ruin this. – But let’s start down here. We don’t have to. – Are you sure? – Ready? Okay. Three, two, one, go. – Get in there Rhett. (Rhett Cheers) – Yeah! Oh. – (crew laughs) (Link cheers) – Come on will! You can do it Will! – My eyes are watering, why is this so hard. (cheering) – Hey and that was a thick thing. – [Link] Grab a front row seat and listen in as we explore life’s most interesting questions. Subscribe to Ear Biscuits wherever you listen to podcasts.