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Now we’ve asked Jared to bring us up to speed on the latest fitness apparel trends, fitness fashion, – Yes, – If you will. – Some of the oldest too. – Okay. – Oh really? – Some very old, terrible fashion exercise trends. – ‘Cause maybe we can bring some of those back? ‘Cause as you know, we’re avid worker-outers. – Oh, yeah, avid. – What do you guys work out in? – Shorts and like a shirt. – Sorts and a tee shirt, – Yes. – Awesome. – I wear, I have these underwear that go under my shorts, – Yeah? We’re gonna look at underwear that goes over shorts. – Oh really? – Yeah we are. – Sometimes I wear a hat. – What, you wear a hat at the gym? – My bed head is so intense and unwieldy that I don’t want to fix my hair before I go to the gym, – I wear a bandana. – So I just wear a hat. You’re making fun of me? (laughing) – Pull on up here, show us what you’ve got. – Okay, okay, here we go. – Oh! – Said underwear, over pants. – What? – The thing that I love the most about this, this if from an athletic club in 1905. This guy has my dang initials on his shirt. – J-A, – G. – G. – We’re just gonna say that’s a G. (Rhett laughs) – Yeah I like that. – What’s the A stand for? – For Adam. – Is it your like, is it a distant relative? Do you know this person? – You know he could be, honestly. – Jag. – Have you ever dressed like that? – Um, no, I’ve never have. And I don’t think – I wonder why – I would ever, yeah. – They’re wearing diapers. – [Jared] Because it doesn’t look like it’s cup. It doesn’t look protective. It just kind of looks like an extra layer to add more heat where you don’t want heat. – [Link] Right, even the boy’s got it. But the man in the middle, – He’s in charge. – He doesn’t have it. – He’s like, yep these guys are exercising, – This is the coach. This is what coaches used to look like. – Okay. – This is also back when the United States had 500 states. (all laughing) – Yeah. – If you don’t remember that back in 1905, before we just started shedding the states. (Jared laughing) – All right, let’s continue this journey. Where are you taking us? – We’re taking you to 2006. – Okay. (all laughing) – [Jared] This is, honestly this could be a picture of me. (Link laughing) this, – Jorts! – Some big, big shorts, – [Both] Flip-flops, – A big, old tee shirt. I used to wear this to the gym. This is not a good look. And this is a look that I frankly have been running from my whole life. – What were you doing, – Well it’s unsafe. – Making smoothies there? – Sure. – Were you in an employee? – I invented smoothies, in 2006. – Oh, really? – Yeah, – That’s dangerous, you really shouldn’t expose the toes, – Yeah, – In a weight lifting environment. – I think this guy, that he was just coming to get his friend, hey man it’s time to go. Get out of the gym. (Jared laughing) you know? – Maybe get his older brother out of the gym, like mom’s pissed, (Rhett laughing) – Yeah, – C’mon, – Exactly. – She figured it out. Yeah he doesn’t, – You’ve been at the gym, she hates that. – I don’t know where she figured out – She figured it out. – Mom figured it out. – He doesn’t have and an athletic stance. It’s definitely we’re in trouble, mom figured it out stance. – Yeah. – One foot going one way, – He doesn’t look, he’s not sweating, he’s not happy, he’s not, – Yeah. – That’s like a great meme slogan, you could put that on a lot of things. Dude mom’s pissed, she figured it out. – Yeah, – And put it on any picture and it kind of works. – Totally, I think that would reach millions, touch people’s hearts. – Let’s try that. – Let’s do it. Okay let’s see the next one, five finger shoes. – Mm-hmm. – I am always offended by these. – Yeah, – Um yeah, we when we did the will it slip and slide we got into some of these, and it was very difficult to get the toes aligned properly. – That’s what I would think. Did you chafe in between your toes? – We didn’t wear them long enough. – I didn’t I didn’t notice that, but thanks for your concern, It was more of jamming your foot in and then a toe getting right in between two of – Yeah. – Those things and just like curling back on itself. – These are shoes for people who want to talk to you about their shoes. – Yeah, – Do you know what I’m saying, like if you have these you have to talk about, well it’s actually more like you’re barefoot which is actually better for this and that and this and then you’re into a conversation about why, – And why they are sweating. Sombody’s shoes are better – Trying to get out of this. – Oh yeah. – What’s your, what’s your take on this? – My take on these shoes is they know that they messed up. They know this isn’t good and they’re sorry. – Okay, – And I don’t want to join the dog pile. – Oh, – You know? – Okay let them just deal with their own shame. – Yeah, yeah, I think they learned and they know, you, – Okay, I can’t see their faces (Jared laughing) So I don’t know, but, – That’s true. – I did not know those toed shoes have soles. That’s very disturbing. – They do, they have two kind of soles. – Alright, don’t hold back. – Yeah. – What else do we got? – They were, they showed me my compassion. – Oh gosh, – Okay, so this is a traditional Indian workout garment. – Uh huh, – The spelling is L-A-N-G-O-T. I looked up the correct pronunciation, – Langot. – Sorta like that. I only found it on an Australian website, so to my knowledge, the correct pronunciation is langot. (laughing) I’m gonna take a jog down the Ganges River, you know in a traditional Indian langot. – Yes, – Yeah you know don’t jog aggressively. – Well it covers what you need covered. – Exactly, – You know, You don’t, you don’t need anything else. – And I bet it’s super hot where he is so he wants to be cool. And this really makes me, – Oh he’s cool. – Think, yeah, – Look at him looking at that weight. – Those must be like, – I’m doing, my photo is being taken and this is the peak. – He looks great, but I also feel like if you were to ask this guy why are you wearing this, I feel like he would just say like that’s just what I have, like I don’t think there’s some big reason behind it. – Right, it wouldn’t be like talking to the toe, the toe shoe people? – Yes! – It wouldn’t go into a long explanation – Yes, exactly. – About it, – It works. – Well technically the way that this holds my scrotum is better for, oh this, – Yeah. – Society says that this is what you have wrapped around your butt while you’re lifting weights. – I think he would be like its leg day but it was also laundry day. (Rhett laughing) – It looks like it was wrapped on the sides and then pulled from between the legs up and then tucked in. So it looks like that, that trapdoor could flap open at any moment. – Right, yeah, yeah, you don’t want to move too much. – I’ll wait, – Don’t want to do squats. – Okay it’s see a photo, I’m sorry. – Yeah, yeah. Let’s see the next one. – Okay, – So this is a 1920s tennis outfit. – Okay, – That honestly kind of looks like a 2019 Jared outfit. (Rhett laughing) I would wear that. – You could do that. – I have it in teal. – Is that skirt being, is it does have a structural reinforcement or is this just happening in the air? – It looks like it has some structural reinforcement. – Mm hm, mm hm, no it’s just full of her other leg. – Oh right, – She just wrapped her, she’s like a flamingo. – Yeah, yeah, she’s not a one-legged tennis player. – Okay. – Yeah. – It’s up in there, it’s curled up. – All right, this is my favorite of all, I think. – Okay. – Yeah. Should we move on to the next one? – I don’t know why. (Rhett laughing) – Okay! – 1984. – I take it back, I take it back this is my favorite. I like this, like a lot. We’ve got, we’ve got monochrome. We’ve got coordinating between two friends, – Friends, yes. – You know this is like communal. This brings, this look brings people together. – We should dress like this Link. – I would wear this today. – Could you imagine the two of us going to the gym like this? – We would immediately just have all the authority. You know what I mean? – Do it, they would hand you the keys to the gym. – People would be like we got it follow, do what those guys do. – Roll out the red carpet for those two guys in umbrella shorts. It looks like something that would, you know, you would sit underneath and drink a little beverage. – I think it doubles as that. I think you get done with your workout and you take your pants off and drape them over a pole, – Yeah, – And then have a beverage. – Have an iced tea in like a Collins glass with, – Yeah. – With a circle of women. – Because that’s actually just a singlet underneath there. It wraps all the way around so you can take those off and shade under them. – They look great. – [Link] What are they looking at? – The picnic basket’s on its way, you know? – I think they’re looking at their boyfriends. – (Rhett laughing) Their respective boyfriends. – Dolphin, misspelled, let’s do it. – Yeah, – Oh! – Okay. – [Link] Aerobicas. – [Jared] So do you know who Gloria Trevi is? – No but my eye is drawn to a certain place. Everything’s, – Yes, – Everything sort of seems to no matter, – Funnel down to that moment. – No matter where you look on that magazine your eyes naturally gravitate. – Go to the one spot. And I think they knew what they were doing with this magazine. – Can you read Spanish? – I actually can. – All right, – Yeah, – Okay go for it. (Jared speaking foreign language) – I think that says routines and exercises for the woman of today. – Yes. – You could have told us anything, give us more. – Okay um, (Jared speaking foreign language) You can clap, you can clap guys. (all clapping) – It’s almost like she knows what, she knows where our eyes are. And she’s like what? – She looks mad about it, but maybe, – Can you say that in that in that voice? – Um I know where your eyes are? – Yeah, hello I’m Gloria Trevi, (Jared speaking foreign language) (Rhett laughing) – Sorry to my Spanish teachers, – I mean that kind of is the look she’s giving too. – Yeah, yeah, – Hands on the hips. – That worked for me. – Very powerful, – Reebok. – I like it, again the shorts should be on the outside of that Gloria. But that’s just my opinion. All right so I’m pretty inspired. I think, do you have all of these for us? Because I’ll a, – I do, I do. Well I think we should start by putting our underwear on the outside. – Okay. – And then we’re good to go. – All right we’re gonna start there. – Yeah. – Having a naked phone is embarrassing. But you can avoid that by popping into mythical.store and buying some of our pop sockets.