(rooster crows) (lion roars) (wheel clicking) – I should meet that little baby Rhett. – Yeah you should, welcome to Good Mythical More. – Rate my jorts. We’re gonna look at a picture of jorts and rate ’em. – There they are, brownforwhatever. (chuckles) Glimpse of autumn. Okay, there’s an artsy filter being placed on this. You know, they’re above the knee which I’m in favor of. – They’re cutoffs, they’re not hemmed. – Those are nice. I give those a nice, solid seven. Nothing negative. – I can’t see what’s under that leaf on the left leg so I’m gonna give it a six ’cause there might be a hole or a patch there that he’s covering up with a leaf. And just based on the fact that I’m a little ignorant of the total situation, I’m going with a six. – The V sit always helps with jort presentation. All right speaking of presentation, Ellie and Christine are about to convince us of a conspiracy surrounding Khloe Kardashian. You guys are gonna have to fully fill us in here. Christine– – All the way over here. – You gotta just really slide on over. Don’t be shy. – (sighs) You guys. You’re in for a mind-blowing experience. – Come on even further, Ellie. – I know it feels weird in real life, but in internet life, this seems appropriate. All right. – Look I’m taller than them today. (squeals) – Way up there. – This will come into play later. This is all part of it. – Okay. So on the heels of what just happened with Rhett, boy I’m up for anything. – Yeah, you seem to enjoy these segments a lot. – It’s great, it’s great, it requires so much of me. – Okay. – To keep quiet. – Great. I will begin. The case that we are presenting to you today is, is Khloe Kardashian’s real dad OJ Simpson? – The juice. – Buh-dum. – Dum. – We’ll add that in post. – Okay all right. – Okay. So you may know– – Well who is supposed to be her dad? – [Ellie, Christine And Rhett] Robert Kardashian. – Oh, Robert Kardashian. So you’re in the know on the Kardashians. I’ve never watched the show. – I wouldn’t say I’m in the know, but I do know that their dad is Robert Kardashian. – Okay. – Yeah. That’s a bit more in the know than your average– – But that was OJ’s lawyer. Okay, just go, I do know that. Okay, go for it. – So in the saga of the Kardashian empire, first thing’s first, I wanna say that while representing this, we mean no disrespect to Khloe Kardashian– – No, love her. – Or the empire of Kardashians. – We know they’re all watching. – We respect them, we love them. We give blood rituals at the temple, you know what I mean? – We stan. – We stan, we stan. And in that effect, we wanted to present, any of us could have secret real biological fathers. – That’s right, yeah yeah yeah yeah, yep. – So in solidarity, Christine, who would be your maybe secret real biological father? – Frank Abagnale Junior. I don’t know if you guys watched the film Catch Me If You Can. – Yeah. – Yes. – All over the place. Could have been anywhere. – Could have been in Winnipeg, Manitoba. – So not Leo but the character that he was playing. – Yes. – Could be your real father. – I think so, why not? – Okay, all right. – He looks like a warm, yeah, he looks like a warm guy. I think unfortunately that my real biological father could be Pauly Shore. He was in Wisconsin at the time of my conception. (sighs) He was filming a television series for MTV. He had long hair at the time– – So do you. – It’s where I get my perfect comic timing. – Rhett He had long hair at the time. – [Link] You have long hair, so does he. – He had long hair. – Yes. – That’s how genes work. – So that’s– – We could be siblings. – No, anything could be true. – Okay, I think you’ve adequately hedged– – Thank you. – To begin here. – So the Kardashian clan began with Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian who got married in the late 1970s. Okay? She had two babies with him right off the bat. First was Kourtney, then was Kim. And there was a four year gap and she had Khloe Kardashian on June 27th, 1984. Which means if you back that up roughly nine months, that this daughter was conceived September to October of 1983. So let’s just look at the technicalities. Was it possible that OJ Simpson could have fathered Khloe Kardashian? Right, so where was everyone in the fall of 1983? Khloe doesn’t exist yet. Kris knew OJ for 10 years at this point. They were very close friends so they were family friends, they went on vacations together, they partied, they were known for being a little wild. Kris was particularly known as a party girl. She was married to Robert Kardashian at the time and she was not only up to anything, she had not started her empire, she was kind of a bored housewife. She was playing, she was like shopping. That was like her thing. – Okay, how was her back hand? – Pretty good I’ve heard. Honestly, pretty good, okay. OJ Simpson at this time was retired from football. He was in Los Angeles pursuing TV and film opportunities. He actually shot a detective pilot for NBC called Cocaine and Blue Eyes. It didn’t go. – Love to see that pilot. – Which one was he? – No one knows. It has not been seen. So that pilot didn’t go, so if anyone knows anything about shooting stuff or acting in LA, you have so much down time. So OJ Simpson and Kris Jenner were in the same city with lots of time on their hands in the time that Khloe Kardashian was conceived. – Okay. – Okay. – Yeah and they were really good friends so they hung out a lot and they were really close. Christine– – And they were both fertile. – Yeah. – Yes, absolutely. – It was a time of fertility. – Kris Jenner was I believe 28. And OJ Simpson was 37 I think. – Scandalous. – Both in primes. – Definitely thick with swimmers. – Whoa! – I don’t, I wish I didn’t say that. (Rhett and Christine laugh) I truly wish that phrase had never– – Thick with swimmers. Put that on a t-shirt. – Okay, Christine, take it away. – My big thing is the physical differences. – Okay. – Specifically height. This is a very sensitive subject for me as a short woman. ‘Cause they’re like around my height, they’re like five, 5’1″, 5’2″. – Okay. Kim and Kourtney? – [Christine] Yeah Kim and Kourtney. – Kim Kardashian is 5’3″ allegedly. I think she’s shorter than that. – [Christine] I think she’s shorter, yeah yeah. – Kourney is reported of being 5’1″. – No. – Khloe– – Oh wow. – 5’10”! If they have the same set of parents, their parents are also both shorter. – This picture right here is, wow. That is, she’s not just taller– – Her head’s bigger. – Significantly taller. – [Rhett] She’s larger, like her head is bigger. – I think she’s in the foreground, guys. What? – No no, this is inaccurate. – No she’s 5’10”, man. – She’s 5’10”. Rob Kardashian is 5’7″. – [Ellie] And that’s probably inflated too. – [Christine] Kris Jenner is like 5’6″. Yeah these are probably inflated numbers. – OJ Simpson? – 6’1″. – 6’1″. – And also he has a daughter who looks very similar to Khloe. – Mm-hmm. – Yeah. – Is that right? – Sydney. I think– – But I feel like she’s an innocent, we don’t need to bring her into this. – Okay we’re not bringing her into it. It’s not about her. – Yeah, 6’!”, that’s just math. That’s just math. We could leave it there and that would be it. But that’s not it, okay? Clue number three. Kris Jenner cheated a bunch, and just like said it openly. She wrote about it in her book. Lots of people have confirmed this. She was cheating while she was married to Robert Kardashian a lot. The only one that she actually has put into paper to fess up to is one that started in 1989, well after the conception of Khloe Kardashian, but that’s because she’s very protective about making sure that there’s no question about this while still wanting the maximum profitability of saying something dramatic like she cheated a bunch. – Okay. – So she said, this is gross, but this is a quote. – Gross quotes, love it. – This is a quote from her about her book when she was having affairs. It was just wild, crazy sex all the time. We had sex in cars, sex on the tennis court. Tennis. Sex in the pool house, sex in the garage when we got home. Sex up and down the stairs, sex everywhere all the time. And I need to take a shower. So she’s an exhibitionist. She definitely is kind of nuts. (Link sputters) (Christine laughs) And high libido, definitely. – Okay. – And I think if you combine that with being around a famous, recently retired football player whose confidence has taken a hit because his pilot didn’t go. NBC. – Wow. – That’s just fireworks waiting to happen. – That’s pretty good. – And also I can’t imagine the house that it is. I mean a pool house, a tennis court. The real estate she’s talking about. – Stairs. – Wow, stairs, wow, what a dream. I’d love to see that house. (Rhett chuckles) Personally. – I mean pretty– – I love real estate. – And also when you have excess wealth, you just feel like you’re unstoppable. You’ll do anything. Okay. – Okay, also– – Clue number four. – Khloe’s also been questioning her own, like who the father was herself. She asked her mom on the show if she was adopted, and had her mom submit to a maternity test that proved that she was the mother, but there was no paternity test that was done to prove who the father was. They also did, they never did tests to see if the DNA between her and her sisters were similar. So there’s, we know that she’s Kris’s daughter for sure but nothing else really. – [Rhett] They need 23andMe. – [Ellie] It’s obvious she’s Kris’s daughter. – 23andMe will solve this. – Right, so like, basically, and there was another episode where– – Is this all a 23andMe plug? – (chuckles) Well, we could turn it into that. – In addition to them, despite this being a dogged rumor for years and years and years, they’ve never gone the full thing to double-check the paternity to put this to bed because they can’t, because it’s real. Okay. – Yeah. – They’re dodging it. – Mm-hmm. – Clue number five is that Robert Kardashian’s ex-wives have literally said this is true. Like, Jan Ashley who married Robert after he divorced Kris in 1991 told the National Enquirer, a reputable journalistic source, Khloe is not his kid. He told me that after we got married. He just kind of looked at me and said it like it was a matter of fact. He said, “Well, you know that Khloe’s not really “a Kardashian, don’t you?” And I said, “Okay,” and that was it. So that’s it. – Wow. – Another– – This is pretty convincing. I mean, it’s no Finland doesn’t exist, but it’s— – Okay, the final part is that we know someone here. We have an expert witness here in this very building who grew up in Los Angeles– – Mm-hmm. – And through connections that we cannot specify because there might be ramifications, knew Robert Kardashian and that person is Chase. Chase, come on out– – Mystery guest. – Do you swear on the oath of Mythicality that you are not lying that you knew Robert Kardashian when he was alive. – Yeah. (Rhett laughs) – In your opinion based on nothing– – [Rhett] So convincing, yeah. – That could implicate anyone that you care about, in your opinion, do you think it’s possible that Khloe Kardashian was fathered by OJ Simpson? – Yeah. – Yes! – Woo! You heard it here. (Ellie pounds table) Chase. – Done, what’s this? – Wow, Chase. – I don’t know what this is. – Chase. – The juice. – Now that Chase came in and said yeah twice– – That was a big moment. – Whew! – That’s when the tables turned for me. – What do you think? – I just, I don’t– – I believe this one. – Wow. – I think it was a tremendous presentation and I just, it just doesn’t, I just don’t care too much about it. (all laughing) Wanna watch our Tour of Mythicality? Suit yourself. The Tour of Mythicality special is available now on YouTube, iTunes, Amazon, and a wide variety of platforms including most cable TV providers.