
(rooster crowing) (animal roaring) (Wheel of Mythicality spinning) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Superpower! – Oh, this is when we are given super power duo names and we have to say what our powers are. – El Destroyo and Lil’ Cookie. (Rhett laughing) – Wherever I go, as El Destroyo– – Oh, you’re El Destroyo? – I destroy. – And it’s me, Lil’ Cookie! (crew laughing) I’m just a hype man. – Destroy! – I wear this shirt that’s, is like a cookie. Ha. Destroyer man. – Lil’ Cookie has an odd sense of humor and an odd understanding of what cookies are made of. That’s his superpower. – It’s like chocolate chips. I’m Lil’ Cookie. – I like having you around, Lil’ Cookie. – Thanks, man. – That’s why I don’t destroy you. Alright, let’s play a video game. – Yeah, let’s do that. – YouTubers life– – Lil’ Cookie loves games. – O-M-G. Alright, this is a one player game because duos don’t make it on YouTube. – That’s right. They all fail at some point. – So kick into go mode there, you’ve got some dude trying to be a chef. – New game or continue? – [Crew Member] New game. – New game. – It’s like when you’re trying to make it on YouTube now, it’s just either– – Look at that. Somebody put some work into that. – Solar system? – Oh, that looks like a YouTubers house. For sure. – Oh, that’s it, yeah. You got some transformers out front. – Which one of the Paw brothers lives in that mansion? – I’m the most popular YouTuber. I manage my own network. Dang. – Okay. – It’s a house full of YouTubers. – Yeah, I know about this. – Been a long, hard trip. – Uh huh, it’s tough. – So I think the way this game works is you tweet out hey guys, I have no clue what to make a video about, any ideas? Then you spend 10 minutes making a video and the next two hours fashioning a thumbnail. That’s what we’re about to do. – Okay, you know what, let’s just be this guy. You know what, let’s just change one thing. Let’s give him– – Oh yes, super cool glasses. Make him shirtless. Can you go shirtless? – Well, I just feel like maybe he should have on, it’s cold out there today. – The comments are cold hearted. Gotta be able to stand up to that. – You can’t go shirtless. – Let’s just go with that. Who cares? Accept, accept. – Accept and next. – That is a successful YouTuber right there. – What kind of personality? Who’s gonna cause the most trouble? – Can we go for like low energy conversational with not a lot of jump cuts? Oh, that’s not an option. Let’s go with let’s go with loaded. – Yeah, why not? – I think that’s loaded with money. – Yep. And what do they talk about on the channel? – Hold on, these are the only choices? Gaming, music, or cooking? – Let’s go with a loaded chef. – Alright. Alright. Ernesto. – Ernesto. You don’t need to change that. – Name of channel? Moaning Shows. – No. (crew laughing) Quizical TV. – That’s AMSR I think. – Annoying Broadcast. Bustling Vlogger, no. Supreme Television. – Yeah, Supreme Television! – It’s a sponsor. Supreme Television, where Ernesto cooks. – This totally makes sense. And his head’s cold. Okay, I don’t know what that says but accept. – This is the room where he started making– – They can’t write YouTuber out, they have to write the letter U. – Goals. – Move your character with the left button. Move the camera with the right button. Glad I’m not doing any of this. – And then zoom. So basically like this, right. Get him to go to places and then you move your camera like this and then you can scroll in, scroll out. Rotate the camera with the middle button. – Gotta click that middle button, bruh. There you go, check, check, check. You succeeded at becoming a successful YouTuber. (crew laughing) You know how to use a mouse. – Let’s create a new recipe. And then choose the recipe type we’re going to cook and then choose the ingredients from the pantry. Okay. – I think you gotta get out of your bedroom, which should not be a requirement to be a successful YouTuber. There’s no pantry over here. – Bookshelf. – Can you get the camera down in there? Oh, there you go. Create a new recipe, Rhett. – Oh, there we go. Get a little bit lower angle. – Oh yeah, that’s what it’s all about. You gotta get the right angles to be a good YouTuber. – There we go. – I remember that. Remember when we were trying to figure out the angles? – Okay, he’s on the bookshelf. – He looks like he’s being punished. Just stand in the corner, you’re a horrible YouTuber. – Where? – [Davin] Move to the other side of the room. – Davin is having to tell Rhett how to be a successful YouTuber. – [Davin] Right by the microwave there. – Okay. Man, I suck. – [Davin] Up on the wall. – There, there. – Do it, Rhett, grab those receipts like you mean it. I mean, that recipe. – [Davin] Pan the camera just a bit forward. There’s gonna be another shelf on the wall. – Oh gosh, this is so exciting. – Actually, being a YouTuber is easier than this. – Yeah. – That thing? – [Davin] Uh no, the other one. – Davin, why don’t you just come out and play this stupid game? – Alright, what do you do now? – There you go, just act like you’re doing it, Rhett. (crew laughing) – [Davin] This shelf over here. It’s not, wait. – Yeah, see, being a YouTuber is hard. – Create recipe. There we go. – What you in the mood for? – Meat lovers. – Yeah, why not? What you want? – Black pepper, only black pepper. Lot of black pepper. – That’s all we can do? Weight limit, yeah. Okay, this is a three star recipe. We’re gonna call it– – This is very true to my experience so far. What is happening? – We’re gonna call it Pole land. (crew laughing) Nickelback’s Third Penis. – What? Now that I had a recipe, I can record a video to show the world my creative side. Yeah. – Yeah. – Make a new video with your recipes, Rhett. – Here we go. There’s the camera. – Go up to it. – I’m trying. – Press record. – [Davin] Did it go back on the shelf again? – All my recipes were on the shelf cookbook. – Oh, there it is. – Grab it. I love this game. You know. When I think about, you know, I just, I need to get into video gaming more, you know. Become a video gamer. Like, this is what I think about doing. – Man, I’m having such a good time. Alright, do you want to make Pole Land, Nickelback’s Third Penis or do you want to make Beef Loin Bruschetta au grill with onion? – I’m gonna choose the third penis. – Okay. – Not the first time I’ve said that, I guess. – Type of video. Continue. Yeah. Click around until something happens. Yep, that. – Whatever happened to just making videos for your friends and then accidentally getting popular? You know, that’s what this game should be. – Choose a video, choose a recipe, a video type, the utensils. Man, it’s so, just, pick up a freaking camera and start filming yourself. – This is what happened. Ever since YouTube became a legitimate career path for children, this is what it is. They think they can just do it. Clickity click around, get your recipes, and you know, A, B, C, D, you’ve got yourself a career. That’s not how it used to be. We just had to fall backwards into something by accident. – How do I move that microwave into that? Is that what I’m trying to do? – [Davin] You gotta click on the board. Click on the cooking tips and then there’s one more question. – I don’t know what we’re gonna call this video, but maybe Rhett and Link die inside would be a good title. This is so depressing. This is how people become YouTubers now. – This is gonna be worth it. – We’re so out of touch. – I feel like camera should be involved at some point. Can I just click the friggin’ camera? – [Davin] You’re almost there. – We are so out of touch. – Well, what do I do now, Davin? – You can’t even make a video. – How do I get the camera? Gosh! – Just you put your hand on the mouse. We’re so successful that now we just, we fake it. Put your hand on the mouse, Davin. – I see the camera, Davin. I’m clicking on it. – Yeah, yeah, just act like it. Put your hand over his hand like that. – Oh, the computer’s involved. I don’t use those anymore. But when I do, I only use Gateway. (crew laughing) – [Davin] I think the game froze. – Right, some– – YouTubin’ ain’t easy man. – You know what, blame it on the algorithm. You know what, who knows what happened. It’s just, YouTube doesn’t tell us. All the sudden things just change and no one’s watching our videos anymore. – If anything, we’ve really sold this game. You know, people are. What kind of workstation do you want? – Oh yeah, octopus cam. – I don’t care what kind of workstation it is. – Ligotech Octopus Cam. – No filter. – I’d like a white mic. Monodirectional. – Cooking tip, this is the last, this is all really important. I think if we put penis in the title we will be demonetized. – Yeah, we can’t do that. Rhett and Link die inside. Make that the name of the video. – Well no, let’s just put, let’s just call penis ding dong, because– – Ding ginga dinga. – Ding dong because that’s what we called it when I was growing up. Oh, number one, yeah. Of course there’s gonna be more, it’s a series. – I called it a pee-toe. ‘Cause it looked like a toe but pee came out of it. – Nickelback’s third ding dong number one. (Rhett laughing) – We know how to play the YouTube game. – Yeah, man. – A little ding and a little dong and you get a little ching ching ching. – People will click on a ding dong. – What’s the word you say when you get money? Cha-ching. – Cha-ching. 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