(cockerel calling) (lion roaring) (bang) (clicking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Rate my jorts, this is when we see a picture of jorts and we rate them, show us them jorts. – On a scale of one to 20. Oh young man starting early with the jorts. Now, these jorts are special because they have an elastic waist band with a rope belt inside of the said waist band. That’s futuristic. – I don’t know why that stops being appropriate at some age because if I could have all elastic bands with a little cincher strap. – I have some of that, like joggers? – No but on all your pants. – All my pants. – All pants. – All pants. – So he gets points for that. – I mean– – I’m going to ignore his awesome mask and headphones. – [Link] The midriff is, well, that’s bold, or maybe his shirt just happens to be– – [Rhett] I think that’s just a moment in time. It’s this crazy little dancing machine. – I like how his dad or uncle is over there shunning the entire proceedings, just looking the other way. I’m going to give this guy, you know I’m not going to give him any pity points just because he’s young and I can impact his future by giving him a high score. – I’m giving I’m a nine. – I give him 14. – Okay, 14, I was doing it on a scale of 10, so I don’t know what scale you’re on but I’m doing nine of ten. – Keep it up son, thank you katiemendoza1 for submitting that. And, what are we gonna do? We are gonna taste. – [Stevie] Katiemendoza1 did not submit that. Actually, the hashtag jorts is what we–. But I think you should thank Katie anyway because Katie deserves it. – No, she just said hashtag jorts, right. – [Stevie] But she just hashtagged those jorts and we can thank here for that. – Congratulations for hashtagging jorts. – Oh, Katie doesn’t even probably know who we are. – Right, but she does now (laughs) – [Stevie] Katie has no idea who you are. – Okay, before… – Katie, welcome to the fold. You’re a mythical beast now. – Yes, something very, very cool is about to happen because, before we taste these Taco Bell chocolates, we are going, we wanna let you know that we are giving away a very special prop to a member of the Mythical Society. – Here it is. This is the actual guitar from our previous Good Mythical Morning intro. – ‘Cause that was all real. That was stop motion that was happening there so those were real props. This is actually from the intro. – Shout-out to Digital Twigs for making that. Yeah, this thing is… – Or Mike, who actually – …special – now works here. – Yeah. Mike Paisley. He’s somewhere, he’s lingering. He’s over there. – Hey, hey. You made this. – This is great workmanship. Are you cool with us giving this away to a worthy Mythical Society member, chosen at random? – We’ve given the, been given the okay. – If you’re not already a second or third degree society member and you want a chance to win this thing, join up today to put your name in the running. Just go to mythicalsociety.com. – We’re gonna sign it. These are the type of things that we give away. We’re also… You should sign first. We also make, we’re also making brand new items that are exclusive to the society that we’re very excited about, what we’re cooking up over there. So join up. It’s a valuable experience. The tuning pegs on this are waffles. You may have never notice that in the intro. And I think that the whole thing, in some way, kinda comes apart because it had to pop and explode in the intro. And turn into what ever it turned into next. – Yeah, so some lucky Mythical Society member in second or third degree is going to win this. – Yes. – Pre-congratulations. – Mythicalsociety.com Now, let’s taste some Taco Bell chocolates. – Alright so, what we did is we took a Crunch Wrap Supreme ’cause it has all the quintessential Taco Bell flavors and we just gave that a real fine chop, mixed it with two Fire Sauce packets, molded it into like a truffle shape, covered it in chocolate, and that’s a nacho cheese, white chocolate drizzle on top. – [Link] Nacho cheese white chocolate drizzle on top. – [Rhett] You make it sound so inviting. – The words that you string together when you tell us what you’ve made, – [Chase] It’s poetry right? – it’s like never been said. – [Chase] It’s beautiful, I love it. – It’s like, that’s when I know that we’re onto a good thing. When you string words together to describe something you’ve done and I’ve never heard, maybe no one’s ever heard those words strung together. – [Chase] Abominable combinations sometimes too. Terrible combinations. – But beautiful. – [Chase] But beautiful. – You know, I’m just so happy right now. I just feel, just grateful. – You seem like you’re stalling a little bit though. – Yeah I don’t wanna eat that. – You’re talking about how wonderful it is but… – I don’t wanna eat it. I don’t think it’s gonna be good. – Dink it. – And sink it. Oh, it’s moist. – [Chase] That’s the lettuce. – Huh. I typically don’t enjoy Taco Bell at this temperature. – It is so distinctly Taco Bell. And then there’s chocolate. – Um. It’s not bad, I mean… – [Link] This isn’t bad. – It’s amazing what the chocolate does. And you get a hint of Taco Bell. More than a hint. You get more than the essence of Taco Bell. – I’m having to hold my hand up with my other hand because I’m like… – That’s not a good sign. – I was like shaking. It isn’t a good sign in general. – Alright, what else we got? – Oh, we got others? Oh gosh. – Happy cotton candy day daddies! I have some special cotton candy chocolates for you on this cotton candy day. But first, you wanna hear a sweet nothing? – Yes, yes I do. – I found a doctor overseas that will turn us into Siamese twins. – What country? – It’s a secret. They throw a bag on your head, and when we wake up, we’re Siamese twins and we’re somewhere below the equator. I like to think about you when I buy hammers. Alright, here’s your chocolates. That’s for you and this one’s for you. – Was that in your… (laughter) Was that in your pants? – Yeah I was keeping it warm for you daddy. – And apparently… – I want you to taste my warmth. – A little hairy. What’s that white hair from? – Uh, it’s cotton candy. Take a bite. Take a bite. It’s special for you. – Okay. It’s definitely not bad. – You know what, sure stay here and watch. – Okay. Ooh yeah, take a big bite. No, no, that’s for you. Don’t give it to him, that’s for you. That’s yours. – Oh mine’s just cotton candy, that’s good. – Yeah, tasty huh? Happy cotton candy day daddies. – Man, that’s really inventive Cotton Candy Randy. – What is this? It’s so… – Yeah that’s human hair. Haha, got ya! (laughter) – Yeah really walked right into that one. – It is, the hair on the outside was white. The hair on the inside is black. – Yeah. (laughter) Pretty curly too huh? – Oh god! – Randy. – Yeah, happy cotton candy day daddy. (laughter) I got that from a man that I like to fight behind the Bob’s Big Boy. When I won the fight he gave me his hair. – Okay. – Yeah. – He just gave it to you? Well, not willingly, but he sure gave it up! – What was the fight about? – Over who will be the next God. (laughter) – Oh god! – I’m petrified. – Alright bye daddies! – Bye. – Bye Cotton Candy Randy. It’s always a wonderful day when Cotton Candy Randy comes around. – It’s, I mean, it’s not just a little hair either. – Apparently he’s gonna be the next God. Did you hear that? – Yeah. And that’s where they decide. – Behind the Bob’s Big Boy. – That’s where God’s are made. – Wow, the deification of Cotton Candy Randy. Sounds like a Coen Brothers movie. – Um, call us Joel and Ethan. – [Rhett] Cotton Candy Randy is immortal. Another fact, his face is on a T-shirt at mythical.store. – [Link] Buy one now or he will haunt your dreams forever.