(rooster crows) (lion roars) (wheel clicking) (Rhett speaks gibberish) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Sing your username. User name we’re going to be singing today is– ♪ Test macaro ♪ Macoroni, spelled. – Macoroni. – Macoroni. ♪ Test macoroni ♪ ♪ Just test macoroni ♪ ♪ I want you to test macoroni ♪ ♪ Is it good or bad ♪ ♪ Multiple trials ♪ (crew laughs) Because you gotta get multiple trials in your science experiment in order to really make it a valid test. Come on in. – What’s the difference between macaroni and macoroni? – Mythical team members. Macoroni. ♪ Test macoroni ♪ ♪ I said test ♪ ♪ Macoroni ♪ ♪ You gotta test ♪ ♪ Macoroni ♪ ♪ To find out if it’s good or bad ♪ ♪ Multiple trials ♪ Hey guys. – Do you like my stamping– – Welcome to the show, guys. And welcome Kristen. – I’m gonna move back next to you. – Hi. – I’m coming back here. – Thanks guys. – You know what, everybody move that way a little bit. ♪ You gotta test macoroni ♪ ♪ Just text maco ♪ There we go. – All right that’s cozy. That’s a cozy frame. – We have a stack of stories. – True Valentine’s stories. Start from the top, Micah says. – Thank you. – And then– – Thank you for saving me. – So we’ve got an indication of what the label for the story is so we can hand it to ’em but then we got more information– – I’ll do this one, then you do that one, then I’ll do this one and then you do that one. – Okay. – They’re still in order. – Listening to Micah? – We’re still in order, still in order. – So you’re gonna go first so let’s do the first one. What is that? – Five year break-up. Oh it’s there. – That’s a very long break-up. – I asked my significant other of five years what we were doing for Valentine’s Day, and the response was, “We should probably break up.” – Ooh. – What? Five years? – Yeah I mean if you’re– – Oh you’re like you were reliving it. You look like you were reliving it. – I’m an empathetic guy. – I can vouch for that. – Because you’ve been dumped a lot? – Well, let’s get into it, yeah. I mean it happens to the best of us. – Let’s get into it man. – Right, right. I was dumped by Janna, last name ha ha. I’m not gonna say her last name. – Her name rhymed though, Janna ha ha. – Well typically if you’re gonna not say the last name, you don’t have to say a last name and then a sound effect. You just– (mimics honking) – I’m just saying, I’m with you, Alex. I’ve been dumped and I kept– – Who’s to say this is me? – The letter that, I’m not saying this is you, I’m just saying you’ve been dumped. (Rhett laughs) – Me and you hang out too much. – I’ve been dumped. – Yeah no it happens. – I feel like I would– – But listen– – If I spent time with Alex, I would know this story though. – But I’m just saying to finish my story, I kept the letter that she dumped me for like ever and then we actually read it on a show ’cause I found it, ’cause I kept it for like well into my marriage. (chuckling) – Which I’m sure your wife appreciates. – So I feel like I’ve earned the right to give everyone a hard time for being dumped. It happens to everybody. – Yeah. – Not me, never. No one’s ever dumped me. (Rhett laughs) – Never, okay. – Good for you. – I’m sorry, Alex. That was a bit harsh. – Oh no. – We should probably break up. – Janna was a dancer for the Carolina Cobras. (crew laughs) – Trust me, I know. – Is that like a lacrosse team or what is that? – Football Valentine. Back story here is, I gave my sixth grade crush a heart decorated like a football and said happy Valentine’s Day. My crush promptly blushed and ran onto the bus. We never spoke again. ‘Cause nothing is as embarrassing as a chocolate football. – Are you saying that’s on them? – It’s on them. – Yeah. – Why’s it chocolate? – Who said chocolate football? – Yeah, exactly. – Oh a heart decorated like a football. Yeah but I know what those are. – A heart shape that has the– – Just laces on it. – I remember those, they’re chocolate footballs and then they’re covered in foil that makes it look like– – No. – It sounds delicious. – It does sound good. – I’ve never heard that though. – [Ellie] I think it’s a card. – [Rhett] A heart decorated like a football. – You think it’s a what? – I think it’s a card. – Something tells me it’s more of like a heart decorated like a football. (all laughing) I don’t know. – It’s like a Valentine card. – No chocolate involved. – As a man who just ate a heart, I can confidently say it was not chocolate. – Mine was. It seems like somebody knows a lot about this football heart or maybe I’m just real stupid at reading things. – You wanna give Alex a five year break-up. I just feel like I would know that story if it was him. – We’ve talked about my break-ups before. – I know but I don’t know if I’ve heard that one. – We wanna just break up. – Yeah yeah. Let’s go there. Okay moving on. Joshua Tree trip. The person I was seeing wanted to drive out to Joshua Tree and do a bunch of drugs on Valentine’s Day. Instead of doing that I broke up them. (all laughing) – Oh wow. Dang. – Wow okay. – Somebody’s been– – Trip, I get it. – Double meaning. – Kristen, do you have anything to say? – It sounds like that could have been a lot of fun. So it feels like maybe it’s on the person– (Rhett, crew laughing) – Oh damn. – Introducing Kristen. A drug addict. – Super progressive workspace here. – Okay, I see where you’re going with that, Kristen. – Don’t do drugs, kids. Give that to her I guess. – Kristen’s the cool crew member. – She’s compensating. – You think– – She’s compensating. I’ve seen her wear like a D.A.R.E. shirt before. (crew laughs) But maybe it was ironically. – Maybe. – Okay. – Oh my. (chuckles) – Well let’s just do the last one. Let’s do the last one and then we’ll do the switcheroo if we need to. – Eel search, what the heck. When you spell eel like that with a capital and then a lowercase e, it no longer seems like the animal. – What does it seem like? – I’m like what is that el? – I feel like you’re dissociating. (laughing) – I don’t know how to read English and make sense of it. – El, el search. – One year my bosses made me drive all over Los Angeles County on Valentine’s Day to find a large whole, this is about us. Whole eel so they could slap each other in the face with it. It was also a Saturday. Ugh. (crew laughs) – All right give that to, well– – Is eelslap.com still up? Does anyone know? – I don’t know if that’s still up. – Wow eel slap, yeah. – This is either Chase or Alex. – This is Chase or Alex. – So that’s easy. Chase, just hold that. I mean I just can’t remember. – It’s up? Check that out, everybody. – Go to eelslap.com. – I know that Alex has specific, ’cause you have like the meeting the guy on the tarmac– – Yeah I didn’t do it. – Story, so that seems like it was about the same time. – Man you were– – I feel like you gotta give this one to Alex. I feel like you gotta give the five year break-up to Kristen. I think you gotta give Joshua Tree trip to Ellie and you gotta give football Valentine to Chase. I have no idea if I’m right. – No I actually 100% agree. (Rhett laughs) You’re exactly right and I just wanna apologize to Alex for giving him a hard time about being dumped. I’m sorry so just salt in the wound type situation. – Keep bringing it up, yeah. – I was also dumped. – Yeah. – By Janna who became a professional cheerleader. – Yeah yeah, the Cobras. – That’s tough. (crew laughs) That’s salt in the wound right there. – So let’s start with Alex. Are we correct? – No. – No! – No! – I was correct! I un-apologize! – Can I just say I hope you’re doing great. (crew laughs) Not like that’s something I’ve kept with me for awhile so. – Whoa. – Everything’s great. – I do think it’s a bad sign when Valentine’s Day is here and then you’re like, so what do you wanna do for Valentine’s Day? It’s like the fire is out if you’re asking that question. – On the day especially. – Yeah, yeah. – What are we gonna do tonight? – Maybe that’s part of the problem. I was like maybe we should do something. – Yeah right. (laughing) – She was like if he tries to come up with plans on the spot again for the fifth year in a row, I’m just gonna end it. – Why is Kristen holding the eel search? – ‘Cause it was just a switcheroo. It’s just the way that it works. – Alex and I just switched. – So– – Yeah that can’t be right. – So we gotta go eel search here and do football valentine. So. – All right, Ellie. Are we right? – Oh yeah. – Oh yeah. – The story behind this one is that this was a guy who– – What’s his first and last name? (laughs) – You know what sucks is that his first and last name is really, really funny. (Rhett laughs) – Oh. – Yeah it’s pretty good. – I’ll tell you later but he, what sucks is that he was really hot and I immediately when we started dating or whatever, not dating, casually, college, connected. I was like not attracted to him anymore as soon as it began and then it culminated in him asking me to do mushrooms in the desert. I was like, I just feel like that’ll go bad. – Yeah you know what, you gotta be in charge of your choices and I applaud it. – Thank you. – I applaud us because we were correct. That’s the most important thing. – Yeah yeah yeah. – Yes. – Oh you can hold that. – Thanks. – All right Kristen. – This is correct. I think that’s obvious but yeah. – So but I was messed up about the football candy thing. – Yeah. – You decorated a card– – Yes. – In a football theme. – Yes so basically I had a crush on someone who really loved football so I thought let’s combine football in the essence of Valentine’s Day, heart cards. – Yeah foot heart. – And so I made this heart. – Guys love that. – That was oh totally, it was really smooth. I colored it in with a brown colored pencil and put laces on it so it really looked more like a botched heart surgery. So like I can kind of understand why he ran away and never spoke to me again. – No. – Really you don’t understand? I do understand. – No you went out of your way to meet him in a place of his interest. And he blew it. He blew it. – Yeah. – This was last year? (Rhett laughs) – It was sixth grade. Since then I’ve only given out two other football heart shaped Valentines. But it’s been fine, it’s been okay. – Okay, it’ll work eventually. – I’ll learn from this. – Do you think he thinks about it and rues the day that he messed it up. – It would be really nice if he did– – He will now. – That’s right. – He does not even remember that this happened. – Do you know what he’s up to now? – Not really, no. – Yes you do. – I really don’t– (crew laughs) Maybe, I don’t know. – His name’s Dak Prescott? – Does he play for the Cobras? – My sixth grade crush is a gym teacher in Vegas. – Moving on, Chase. (Chase chuckles) – Eel search. – Yeah that was me. – [Rhett] Sick stickers, brah. Where’d you get ’em? – [Link] Mythical.store, brah. – [Rhett] So sick, brah. – [Link] Totally, brah. I just put ’em all over my board, brah. – [Rhett] So sick, brah. – [Link] Yah.