(cockerel crowing) (lion roaring) – You know you wanna find out where they wheel’s gonna land. Welcome to Good Mythical More. – What’s the word? – What is the word? That’s where we’re given a word and we give the definition. – The word is? – Prosopagnosia. – Prosopagnosia. Um, well a pag nose is kinda like a pug nose, you know how. (grunting) It’s one that doesn’t breathe right. – Doesn’t function properly because of the inbreeding of canines. – So this is when a human has a pug nose and then can’t breathe, it’s that condition. At least that’s what I think, it’s human pug nose, can’t breathe condition. – I just thought this was the new name for Patagonia. – Oh yeah put that on a hat or any hiking gear. – Prosopagnosia. – The biggest threat to Patagonia not being cool anymore. – Do you have a propopagcagnosia jacket? – Hold on, they’re giving us the correct answer. This just in, prosopagnosia actually is the inability to recognize the faces of familiar people. – Oh it’s face blindness. We have a friend who’s face blind. – Face blind. – we have a face blind friend and if you wear like a. – I never introduce myself to him. – A hoodie like this. – I like screwing with him. – You could be anybody. – Okay did you know that if you type in steamy into the search bar of Netflix you’ll get a whole category of steamy Netflix movies? – No I didn’t know that. – I didn’t know that either. – I had no idea, I haven’t done that for the past seven nights straight. – We’re gonna play a game where Stevie’s going to give us the name of a Netflix film and we have to say if it’s steamy, hot steam or not steam because you know we’ve been working with steam. – Does this mean that steam appears in the movie? Like a shower scene? Like a locker room scene? – [Stevie] No it does not mean that Red, thank you for asking. – Does it mean that and an instapot is involved, or any type of pressure cooker? – [Stevie] No Link, it does not mean that either, thank you for asking. – So this is a euphemism for sexy? – [Stevie] Correct! (laughing) – I knew it. – [Stevie] To each his own, you know because some of these are very odd and I don’t understand how that’s possible but. – Well – okay. I’ll take that as a hint. – You gotta be open minded – Give us the first one. – [Stevie] Right so I’m gonna read you the title of the film and then I’m gonna read you the log line and then you’re gonna guess so you don’t have to go off title alone. – Okay. – [Stevie] Are you ready? – Log line is that a euphemism for something? (laughing) – Yeah that’s a sub category of steamy movies. – Steamy log lines. – [Stevie] That’s a different category. Below her mouth. An engaged fashion editor begins a torrid affair with a female roofer that threatens to turn both of their lives upside down. – A roofer? – Female roofer? – Roofers are sexy. They’re up there all the time on the roof, they got these unbelievable tans. – And they’ve got a vantage point like, they’re doing some roof work on my neighbors house and when I’m taking a shower they can watch me do it. – Oh! – Through my window. – So you’re giving some steamy log lines for the roofers huh? (laughing) – Yeah, it’s taking them a lot longer to fix that roof that originally estimated. – I’m going with hot steam. – What was the title again cause that was weird? – Blow her mouth. – [Stevie] Below her mouth. – Below her mouth. (laughing) – Below her mouth. – You’re thinking it’s hot steam? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, roofers man, that sounds real. – There are no female roofers, I’m a sexist. – Oh, what! – Not steam. – [Stevie] This is a real movie. – Hot steam. – [Link] Below her mouth. – [Stevie] And I’ve seen this movie. – [Link] What! – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s true. – [Red] And what did you think about it? – [Stevie] Huh? – What you think about it? – [Stevie] You know. – You like roofers? – [Stevie] Well the roofer is played by a well known model, Erica Linder, who is quite attractive. – She’s like hammering shingles and stuff? – [Stevie] She’s roofing very poorly. (laughing) – [Stevie] But she looks good doing it, you know what I’m saying. – Does roofing mean something like on urban dictionary, I’m sure it does. – What is below her mouth, the rest of her. – Her chin? – Her body. Alright, I’m not a sexist, it was just a distasteful joke. Let’s keep going. – [Stevie] Okay. Menorca. A hedonistic soccer mom takes a voyage of self discovery when she tries to reconnect with her son by turning his pet rock, by returning his pet rock to a mediterranean island. – Oh. – Oh, ooh. – I thought he was gonna turn her son’s pet rock into. – Something else. – A pleasure device. Oh okay, steamy or not steamy, pet rock. – You could’ve implied that without saying it directly but it’s okay. – This is Good Mythical More, we can say what we’re thinking. – No, I think is probably just not, this isn’t a real movie, it’s probably a documentary. It sounds like something that definitely happened. – I’m saying no. – It doesn’t sound steamy if it was. What’s reenact, the reenactments are the things that are really steamy you know. Like you know when you’re watching like 20/20 and they’re doing a reenactment and they get like a hot actor to play the person, the reenactments are always better. – I didn’t know 20/20 had reenactments. – I don’t know if they do, you know what I’m talking about. I’m saying not steam. – [Stevie] It is real. – Wha? – [Link] Menorca. (laughing) – [Link] Hedonistic soccer mom. This movie is steamy and understated. – Hedonistic soccer mom sounds like a Facebook group. (laughing) – I can’t believe this. Reconnect with her son by returning his pet rock to a Mediterranean island. Okay, wow. – [Stevie] How about this one. Sister Knows Best. Suppressed by societal norms a successful attorney devises a scheme to enjoy a life of passion with her half brother but you can only outrun your past for so long. – Half brother? That’s complicated. – It is complicated because it’s, you know it’s, there’s no blood shared it’s just, it’s just marriage. It’s the marriage of a parent. – No, no, no, no, there is. Half brother. – Oh yeah, that’s step. Urgh this is, that’s. – That’s why my complicated joke was. – No I don’t think that’s complicated at all, I just think that’s – That was my joke. – Not recommended. – Exactly. – Oh. – Step would be complicated but half is just wrong on its face. – I’m just not getting any of this am I? – Yeah, I don’t, you know what? I think that, I don’t think that Netflix has opened the doors to half incestuous movies yet. – There’s no way. – That’s like a 2023 thing as our culture continues to decline so I’m gonna say not steam. – Right and that’s why I wanted with every fiber of my being to believe it was step. – You gotta bebe now? – Every fiber of my bebe. (laughing) – Every fiber of my bebe. – To believe it was step, yeah this can’t be real. – [Stevie] This movie is fake. – Fake. – [Stevie] But we did add the half part so you’d have that discussion. (laughing) – What’s half? – Good, good. – [Stevie] How about this one? Leather Daddy Long Legs. – Ooh! – [Stevie] When a tall and mysterious stranger enters the life of a naive and unsophisticated rancher the line is blurred between a cock-a-doodle-do and a cock-a-doodle-don’t. (laughing) – So you’re telling me if this is real that is what the log line says. – Netflix log lines can be purposefully humorous like that. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – I’ve definitely seen that. – There’s an art to it, it is an art form. – Leather Daddy Long Legs? That is the part that I take issue with. – That’s so stupid sounding. (laughing) – Not steam. – It sounds like a role play I should look into. Leather Daddy Long Legs is back. – You’ve got the legs, you’ve got the leather? – Yeah, I could get, oh I could get the leather. There’s a section in town. The leather. – The leather daddy section. – The leather district. Have you been to the leather district? – I’ve been to the rubber district. (laughing) – There’s a rubber district? That’s CVS man. (laughing) – Alright rubber clothing. – Oh, I’m saying it’s real. Leather Daddy Long Legs. – [Stevie] It’s fake. (laughing) – Really? It should be real. – Cock-a-doodle-do to cock-a-doodle-don’t – [Stevie] I mean it could be I guess. (laughing) – [Stevie] I forgot to tell you that there’s a prize up for grabs. – Oh well then I would have tried. – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s an empty Netflix card. Like a gift card. – Like a gift card but it’s. – Yeah, it’s pretty. – Okay. – [Stevie] It looks nice. – It’s what the Netflix card came in. – [Stevie] Yeah and then you can take it outta your wallet and say look at my Netflix card and no-one has to know. – Alright. – Alright. If I win I’ll be doing that to you Stevie. – [Stevie] Last one. La femme baguette. – Ooh. – [Stevie] A Parisian taxi driver drives himself mad as he tries to track down a beautiful baker who accidentally left a fresh brioche in his back seat. – La femme baguette. – I love a brioche man. Brioche is the best bread. – Especially in a taxi. – Anybody agree with me? If you gotta rank breads, brioche is at the top right? – Everybody’s like oh. (laughing) Don’t wanna weigh in on this one, this is too much controversy. – Ah well half brioche is controversial. That’s what you wanna stay away from, that’s immoral. – Step brioche, totally fine though. – Half brioche, half sourdough. Ah, this is hot steam. – Yeah. – Definitely, but you know what. – Have you seen it Stevie? – I’m gonna go with the answer I know is wrong just for a chance to tie, not steam. – [Stevie] Guys, it’s called La Femme Baguette, it is fake. (laughing) – Link we got it! Yeah but that sounded good. I was thinking about sexy bread. – Some of them were crazy though. I’ve never even typed in any search terms into Netflix, I’ve gotta start doing that. – I’ve typed in the title of what I’m looking for but that’s. – That’s all I do yeah. – Advanced searching is when you get into like themes. – Alright you guys have a great day. We’re gonna be here scratching off gently with coin. – [Voiceover] Listen up. The latest episode of our ear biscuits podcast is available now for download at Apple Podcast or wherever you get podcasts.