(cockerel crows) (lion roars) (wheel spinning) – Alright. – Motivational speech, okay guys, we have gotta give a motivational speech to a person who can’t get out of bed in the morning unless a team of Canadians covers them in honey. – Hey, wake up! Wake up! The cavalries here. The Canadian honey cavalry. – I’m Canadian, we don’t do that. – Ready to just drape you in drizzle. (laughter) – We brought a Canadian, she’s got a barrel of honey. – Yep, sure do, right under the table. – Where is it? – Right, right there, yeah. That’s how I get woken up. – Alright, drizzle ’em. Once you get drizzled, you can, you can just knock the day out of the park, like a Canadian baseball player. I think there’s the Blue Jays? – Yep, Blue Jays. – The Blue Jays, – That’s right, go Blue Jays! – Go Blue Jays! Get out of bed! – Wow. – That was good. That’s, that’s like– – I think we did it? – Alright, do you want to be Satan for a little bit? – Yeah. – Okay. – Shay. – Yep. – That, my mind is still blown. – I´m so… – The crust queen. – Yer – And, okay, she was right about everything. I’m still wrappin’ my brain around this. I don’t think that’s ever been done in the history of this show, on blind taste test, so congratulations. I’m no longer angry. – Okay. – But I was. – Yes, you were. – And so what did we learn, that Costco was the best crust? – Had the best crust? – Yeah. – Yeah. – I mean, I’m telling you they’re good. – We’re gonna taste some pizza cheeses now, but um, we decided not to be blindfolded to see if we can identify – Yeah, so we’re gonna have – Just pizza cheeses. – Just the cheese brought out. So, you know, being able to look. First of all, you didn’t see this, but when they brought this thing out, she was like, ¨What is that, a Little Caesar’s?¨ They were like, “Yeah.” – Of course. – She inspected the freaking crust.. – I can see they’re like really awesome – You can back off. – Or like really bad that I know this much about pizza. Alright. – This is a whole robe. – You should feel great, you should feel great. – Okay, so, let’s bring out the, er… – Bring out the cheese. – The first cheese. Is this how Satan wears his sash? – Definitely not. – Okay. Well look at that, that’s appetizing. – Mmmm. – Oh, a little burnt. – So you wanna grab one there, okay, so this is thin. – [Producer] How do you guys wanna do this? Do you wanna do this like we did the main or you wanna guess each one and have me tell you after each one? – Well, that way we’ll know what the last one is, but I don’t know. – [Producer] Very hard question? – Let’s keep us in suspense. But, I’m gonna guess – Why don’t you wait for the countdown? – Yeah, we need the countdown. – Let’s do a countdown. – {Producer] Okay, three, two, one. – [Shay And Link] Domino’s . – [Rhet] Costco. – Yep, I agree, Domino’s. You think this (bleep) still at Costco. You eat the whole thing brotha? – Yes – Well, there’s the first one, bring in the next one. (laughter) – Maybe I shouldn’t eat that. – Oh look at that, it looks like a, this looks like an African animal’s pelt. – It does, if looks like a giraffe. – It really does. – It could also be like a… – A leopard – Like a gazelle with some sort of… – [Producer] Sorry guys, I already messed up the first one, you, we had some Costco and some Domino’s guesses but I don’t remember. – Two domino’s and one Costco. – Yep. – [Producer] Great, thanks. – This is, oh this is much thicker. – Wow – That’s a lot of cheese. – Uh huh. – That’s good. You don’t like it? – I do, not as much as that one. – I like this one better. – You do? – I´m just gonna wait for Shay to start saying her answer and then I’m gonna, I’m gonna.. Is that what you did on the first one? – I don’t know you might be right about this Costco one. – Is that what you did on the first one, you copied her? – No – What do you mean he only got one right. – No, just on the last, the first one of this. – [Producer] Ready? – It´s greasy, thick and I think I have my guess. – I, I, yeah. – [Producer] Three, two, one. – [All Three] Papa John’s – Oh we all agree. – Yep. – Yep, we know we’re right. – They go pretty generous with the cheese thickness there. – It’s a good cheese, that’s a good cheese. – Now this one is thinner, looks more like the first one, but not quite as burnt. – There’s some parm in there. – I recognize this tomato sauce. – This is good. This is.. – Really? – This is saltier. – It is saltier. – And like em, the cheese has got the crunchy bits and I like that too. – I feel like they’re compensating for something though. – I almost want to switch mine, I think the fir… – It’s a mouth trick of sorts. – {Producer] Do we have a switch? – Well I kinda wanna switch my first one, we’re not allowed to do that, it’s fine, I’ll just stick with… – Nope, you’re not allowed, you can guess the same one again. – Oh, okay. – [Producer] Okay, three, two.. – Oh! – I’m not ready. Wait, wait! – I’m not ready either. – Okay. – Okay. – [Producer] Three, two, one. – [Rhet And Shay] Little Caesar’s. – [Link] Domino’s. – Yep. – Yep. – You think that’s Little Caesar’s? – Yeah. – Yep. – Yep, it’s not my favorite. – They’re compensating, they’re compensating for something. By a little more salt, a little more parm. – Which one was the sweetest crust? – Cheap parm. – Pizza Hut. – Pizza Hut? – Yeah. – Okay, now this one, this one’s light. Is it light? – Yeah, it’s like not burnt. – Tastes like Papa John’s but saltier. – Kinda. – That’s a good pizza cheese. – That is. – That is good. – I’m liking that. – Okay. – What are our guesses again? – I know. – Papa John’s, Domino’s, okay. – [Producer] Three, two, one. – [Man] Pizza Hut – [Man] Domino’s. – [Woman] Papa John’s. – I know I just changed it again – Pizza Hut, Papa John’s, Papa John’s? – I said Domino’s. You know what, you might be right. – Domino’s. – Yeah, I think this one’s Papa John’s. No this is not Domino’s – Cause it has a sweetness through the cheese, through the sauce. – That’s not Domino’s, you lost on that one. – Have you ever, you get down to, you’ve eaten a couple of slices of pizza then you’re like you wanna taste more pizza but you don’t wanna eat the whole pizza so you just do this. – I’ve never just done this. (laughter) I all, I want the whole shebang. – You want the.. – But you will. – The whole thing. – The whole package? – I know what this is. – I’ll definitely go in for one more and it’s just ripping off toppings like scalping. – What about the bread? – A frontiersman. – Yeah? – Just eat it. I mean look at that. – That’s the mental image we all want.. – Yeah. – When eating pizza. – Look at that, in movies, that’s how they hold up a scalp. There like Muwahhh wuh! And they hold this up. – It’s always, it’s always pizza, but where’s it from? That’s the real question. – That’s the real question. – Like the Revenant, you seen The Revenant? – Yep. – Yeah, lots of floppy pizza. – That was all Domino’s. – Cheese. – That was all Domino’s. – In The Revenant. – Where is this from? I don’t know. – That is a bright sauce. – {Producer] Guys ready? – Yep. – [Producer] Three, two, one. – [Rhet] Costco. – {Shay] Pizza Hut. – No, that’s not Costco, I messed up, – I haven’t even, – The first one was Costco, the first one was Costco, I messed up, I’m angry. – [Producer] Link, you didn’t guess? – I didn’t guess because.. – Whoa! – He gave up, he just gave up. – I just gave..I jus… – He just quit playing the game. – You’re just a quitter. – I’m on an appertise, I didn’t quit I was just bumfuzzled. – Alright, I’ll have to pass on that one, I have no guess. – [Producer] Wait, really you’re forfeiting a round of this? – Well, we all know that Shay won. – We don’t actually. – Shay has like.. – No, I think you got four out of five right. – You do, okay. – That’s my guess. – This is great, this is great for our egos. (laughter) – {Producer] Okay, Link, you’re guessing nothing for this round, I just. – Wow. I just want to clarify that. – You take no shots, you get zero and that’s what you wanna do, you don’t even wanna guess? Come on. (laughter) Come on. Come on, link. – Costco. – There we go! I actually don’t know what you guys… – You’re wrong, you’re very wrong, you lost for sure, okay. – Oh, that’s it. – Okay, Link. – Is that all of them? – Yeah there’s five Link.. – That’s all. – Link, you have zero correct. – Yep. – Rhet, you have one correct. – I thought for sure I had Papa John’s correct. – I got the one I agreed with her correct. – And Shay, you have zero correct. – Are you serious? No! (laughter) – Yeah, you know what it feels like. – Ho, ho, whoa! – The crust queen is a cheese.. – Listen, what has happened? – Oh my goodness! – You’re a crust expert but a cheese idiot. (laughter) – Give me this okay. Fine! – Yeah, give her the horns. – Give me the horns. (laughter) Just put it on. – Here we go. – You know what I’m… (laughter) it’s like you were at the peak and then. – I’m still the crust winner though. – Yeah you are. – Turns out there is a shear drop – I’m the anti cheese – On the other side of that peak, boom! – I’m also lactose, I’m also lactose, so there you have it. – Oh, you gonna be okay? – I don’t know we’re about to find out. – Is this a diarrhea situation? – I never had cheese on my pizza, okay, so that’s a real secret. – Yeah, yeah. – We just learned a lot. – Hear a rumbly in the tumbly. – Okay, so this was not Papa John’s? What’s the one with all the cheese? – Can we go through them? Cause I´m very, first one was Costco right? – Dang, they put a lot of cheese. – [Producer] First one was Little Caesar’s. – Shot! – Oh, the super burnt one. – [Producer] Second was Costco. – This one. – The big one. – [Producer] Third was Pizza Hut. Fourth was Domino’s and fifth was Papa John’s. – The last one was Papa John’s? – Damn. – Well, what, what kind of world are we living in. – The Costco pizza has three times the cheese of everything else. – And it had the best crust. – Yeah, what do you expect, you get diapers in bulk there, man. – Yeah, yeah. – Yeah, you get pizza stacked on pizza in bulk. – You get all the cheese you want, man. – Alright, congratulations, once again, for both. – Thanks. – For winning perfectly and losing perfectly. – Yep. – If you’re gonna go, go hard. – Be your mythical best with these logos on your chest, new logo tees available in a variety of colors, get ’em now at mythical dot store.