(rooster) (roar) (wheel spinning) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Motivational speech, we’re gonna give a motivational speech to ‘that guy at the gas station who grabbed a gas station deli sandwich and sighed’. – And what? – And sighed. – Oh and sighed. – And sighed. – Hey dude, hey dude, you know what? You made a good decision, look around. You’re in a gas station, look in your hand. You got a sandwich, from a gas station. – Here’s the thing. – Don’t sigh. – You might think, oh look at my life, eating this bland sandwich. But here’s the thing, there’s a pretty good chance that there is something in that sandwich that is going to kill you. (laughter in background) And but it’s not going to kill you, it’s going to almost kill you. And you’re going to fall in love with a doctor. – I would also recommend getting some of that bottle of pill stuff at the counter that makes you perform for longer. – Yes. Wow. – Okay. – Cos doctors. – They always keep that by the counter. – Doctors love that. – Right. Well if you’re a performer. – It’s an impulse decision – If you’re an actor. Let’s bring in our Mythical team member, boy you guys, that was fun! We ranked some stuff, Shark Tanks a good show to binge. – It’s a great show. – Like just to keep on in the background. – And here’s the thing, I feel like I’ve watched a fair amount of Shark Tank, but the problem is. – Let’s move on back. – I haven’t seen, – Let everybody in. – I haven’t seen any ideas like that. Like almost every time I watch Shark Tank I’ve been like ‘that’s a pretty good idea’. – I wonder. – ‘That’s a pretty good idea’. – I think that, you guys move up as far as you can. Just like, let’s thigh touch. – Snug. – Not until we’re married. (laughter) – What are we gonna put up here? We gotta start figuring that Good Mythical More. I don’t know, a banner? Like a dot-matrix printed banner? – Yeah, like a birthday banner. – Just like, post can add like thoughts we’re having in our thought bubbles. – Ooh – Yeah – They have it when we start coming up with ideas for things – A news ticker just going by. – You don’t want post to hate you Jordan. – VH1 started running, – I know right? – VH1 started running old episodes of something. – Pop up video. – Pop up video! – Ah! – You remember pop up video? – Yeah. – Yeah. – We need to run all things through pop up video. Run all things through pop up video. – Actually, let’s table that for a serious discussion later. – Ha ha ha… – Okay so, this is what we’re doing. We are, we have cards here which have real reality shows and then we have real Mythical team members here who have said that one of these is their favorite show. – Favorite reality show? – We’re gonna match. – We’re gonna match it together. – You wanna go first? – And I think, your question about Shark Tank, I think the answer, my theory is kinda like, at the first of American Idol they would show a lot of like, crappy auditions but then they started. – Oh you think they fazed them out? – I bet you they fazed out the really nasty, stupid ones. Our first famous reality show is Storage Wars. – Ah. – Hmm. – There it is, I’m a read about it. Modern day pirates blindly bid on abandoned storage units that may contain junk or treasure. They’re trying real hard with that one liner. What did that guy who had like bid on stuff and be like – [Man] Yep! – Yep! – I don’t know if it was – Ben’s favorite. – Official one liners or the writers wrote those so, either way, shout out to you. – Well, but here’s the thing. – This is like a Netflix one liner – This is one of the most successful reality shows in history. – I watched it on vacation. – Yeah it’s good to watch in a hotel room. Like Storage Wars and a Family Guy rerun that’s on a four, (laughter) like great hotel room live TV viewing. – Right, um. – Storage Wars, who would be most interested in storage? Containers of mystery. – Or apparently modern day pirates. – Modern day pirates. – That’s generous. – I know right? – I don’t know it’s just, – This is tough, this is tough. – I like American Pickers better than this, – Mm hmm. – Oh, okay. – Well that requires more travel right? – Not to watch it. (laughter) – This is, this is tough. But I don’t think it’s Emily because she likes American Pickers better than Storage Wars too. – Mm hmm. (laughter) – I think it’s Christine or Jordan. – Oh fine! – Well I feel like, we’ll see, we’ll see. – I feel like we’re definitely gonna know Stevie’s when we hear it. (chuckles) Let’s give this to Jordan and his hotel room. – Okay, yeah. Alright now we’ve also got Moonshiners. I have seen this one on Discovery Channel. – Is it good? – Yes, Moonshiners go to extremes to illegally produce and distribute ‘White Lightning’. There is a King’s ransom waiting for those bold enough to grab it, but the police are more determined than ever to catch them red-handed. The day of reckoning may be just around the bend. This is, there’s a couple of guys in like, everybody’s in the Appalachian mountains and some of them are in like North Carolina. – Right? – And. – Christine? Right? – I don’t know. – My stepdad makes moonshiner – I don’t think this is Christine I think this is Emily or Stevie. Now Stevie has a connection to – Moonshine. – The moonshine, she loves moonshine. She talks about it all the time, like every other day. – Ha ha ha ha, that’s what’s in her coffee mug. (laughter) It’s time for my morning coffee! – That’d be so gross! – I’ve heard her talk about this show and I’ve heard her say things like ‘oh one of those guys is like pretty close to where my parents mountain house is’. Mm hmm, you like the idea of being close to moonshine. – No I’ve seen that show. I’ve seen that show. – Just take it. – I don’t understand how the cops don’t catch them if they’re. – On TV? – Yeah. – Because the producers are like paying them off. – They’re squirrely, okay cool. – It’s a mob thing. – Yeah I don’t understand how that works. – Like a TV mob thing, Sopranos are involved. – Every episode ends when someone dies from an exploding bathtub. – I know I definitely picture them in overalls. – Look at that sex appeal. – Nothing but overalls. – Overalls. – And a hat. – And a hat. – Yeah. – Alright next we have, Bar Rescue. – Okay. – I’m holding this down here and I don’t think anybody’s pointing anything at it. – I’ve heard about it. – Is that just me? Okay yeah, Bar Rescue, night life expert Jon Taffer helps struggling bar owners overcome health hazards, mediocre staffing and branding issues in order to become profitable establishments. So this is basically Kitchen Nightmares with another dude. – It’s probably not as. – In a bar not a kitchen. – Not as entertaining as Gordon Ramsay. I’ve seen billboards of this show, what kind of person really likes Bar Rescue. Someone who’s who thinks they know, they like to see things getting fixed. – Yeah somebody’s got a lot – Gotta relate to that. – of problems with bars. – Kitchen Nightmares, I was really into that show for a while, because I liked seeing things getting fixed. And people getting critiqued and ridiculed. (laughter) But I never got into this one because this guy just didn’t seem like he had the Ramsay. – Yeah, yeah. – Spirit. – He doesn’t have that Ramsay spark. – But I think Emily, – Emily. – was a bartender. – Yeah yeah. I don’t know if she was or not, but. – Let’s rephrase, Emily has a drinking problem. (laughter) – I don’t know if she was or not but she could’ve been. – Hey you take moonshine in my coffee every morning. – Yeah. – Yeah. – I know a lot of bartenders. – See I feel like she has opinions about bars. – So you were never a bartender? – I was not, I was barely a waitress. – Aw! – I’ve been fired from every restaurant job I’ve ever had. I’m sorry. (laughter) – Because I spit in the food (laughter) – No I worked at Ye Old Spaghetti Factory I think, or the, yeah I did. – Yeah! That’s not a bar? – And I dropped, I dropped a whole hot tray of food on a children’s birthday party. (shocked laughter) – Oh well, – Minestrone soup. It’s very hot. – They deserved it (laughter) – The kids were fine! – Well what kinda kids birthday party is that? Here’s your soup – Whoa! – Yay! (laughter) – It was the Ye Old Spaghetti Factory. – Yeah I don’t think there’s a ‘Ye’ in there but it’s fun to say. – It is fun to say. – Yeah yeah yeah. – How quickly were you fired? – I’d have probably said Ye. – Oh immediately, immediately. – Like you had to, they took you in the back, stripped you of your apron and you had to walk out? – I kept the apron. (laughter) – I kept the apron. Alright, whoa! (laughter) – We got spit takes we got bloopers. – I wish I had a caught that. – So loopy today. – Blooper reels. – Lindsey Lohan’s Beach Club. – Oh there’s no image. – I know, we all know her. – Actor, singer and entrepreneur Lindsey Lohan, or Lohan is how we used to say it, then we changed. Is expanding her business empire with the launch of Lohan Beach House in Mykonos, Greece. Lindsey is a no-nonsense boss and she needs her team to come together to help bring her vision to life. Now this sounds like something I would be into because I love a train wreck. (laughter) You know what I’m saying. – She is a boss of a beach house? How did that, what? – Who cares? Who cares how it works. – I think she owns, she owns the whole, she owns like multiple resorts. Not that I know! (laughter) – I’m sure it would just be her throwing wine on people. Like arg! – Cos that’s where you know. – That’s sounds amazing. – On Instagram where she’s like dancing like this, like that’s at one of her resorts. – How many resorts does she own? – Guys… – I don’t know but we should just do a marathon, we should just go to each one. We should just take a month and go from Lohan to Lohan. – Yeah just see how many strains of herpes you can get. (laughter) – I already have three (laughter) – We could have our own internet series and we could call it ‘Lohan-ing fruit’. (laughter) – Jordan likes it. – My God, Shark Tank – Bot in the room bot in the room! – The Shark Tank pitches are not over, they’re so good! – Okay, are we gonna give this to Christine – I’m gonna give it to Christine but I have, there’s a part of me that feels like we should give Moonshiners – That’s Stevie, you’re right, that is Stevie. – Okay alright. – I know she’s talking about Lohan but, that’s not her. – Alright I feel good about this. – Yeah, so let’s start with, let’s start with Stevie cos we know we’re right. – Ah, I can’t play this game with you guys! (laughter) This is so, this show is so captivating to me cos I really need the subtitles to understand what’s going on because their accents are (gibberish noises) – Yeah and being from North Carolina you still can’t understand them. – Wow. – I know! And it’s just, I don’t know there’s something mesmerizing about it and also they do like really ridiculous things like they’re like ‘ I have like 100,000 dollars worth of moonshine I put under this abandoned car and then I accidentally lit the whole thing on fire and it exploded’. (laughter) – Yeah it’s entertaining. – That’s the drama I’m here for. – I do wanna, now first of all we know that all these shows are either completely scripted or mostly scripted right? – What? – So that’s gotta be how they deal with the cop problem right? Its just like, you’re not really doing it but this is a ‘reenactment’ of what you would have done. But that’s how they get away with the cop thing. Right, isn’t that probably what’s happening? – I don’t know. – Right, right right right? – There’s probably just a good legal team. – Reality TV people, yes? – I don’t know, yeah. – Okay. – We’re asking our reality TV people. (laughter) – Okay who we going with next? – What do you think Sharon Osbourne? (laughter) – Don’t spoil the surprise for later! (laughter) – Wow! (applauds) – Alright Jordan are we right? – Uh no, you’re not right. Should I say which one was actually mine? – Yes, Bar Rescue. – Bar Rescue. Bar Rescue is mine, I love this show. I’m not a huge reality TV fan but this is definitely my ‘keep it on in the background when I’m messing around on a Sunday morning show’. – Have you watched Kitchen Nightmares? – No I haven’t. – Well it’s better. (laughter) – Okay here’s what’s great about this show. It’s about a mean dad who owns one sport coat, who goes and yells at people (laughter) who have undercooked chicken wings and then he makes the bar better and you get to see lots of close ups of appetizers. – Oh I love appetizers. – You should’ve led with the appetizers. – Yeah, there’s a lot of just like real close shots of onion rings coming out of a deep fryer. – Oh I like. – I’d be careful with that. – I like this show a lot (laughter) – Okay Christine. – No. – Ooh. I wanna watch this but I haven’t yet but mine is Storage Wars. – Hey don’t be ashamed, why do you like it? – Because you can just sit down and watch like five seasons and not know that time has passed. And also, I like love going to garage sales and stuff, and so I’ve always liked the idea of like finding a piece of trash that’s worth a 1000 dollars. – Okay, yup. – And really feel like. And I’ve been to one of these and they are actually really sad because. – You’ve been to a storage auction? – Yes, because my friend had to buy his unit back but they’re not allowed to directly buy it, they have to have someone buy it from them. And so I had to go and he opened up and it was like a broken computer and like a chair, and I’m like… – You bought it from him? – Yeah, well for him, because he couldn’t bid on it. – You were like yep! – Yep! – I want that broken computer! (laughter) – He wanted that stuff? There was something special in there? – Well he left his, he lost his storage unit. He like stopped forgetting to pay for it and so. – This sounds really sad. – Yeah what a bummer. – That’s how all of the storage units are just people who like couldn’t pay for their stuff. – You mean to tell me storage units don’t have automated pay? – No, apparently not. – Well that’s a shame. – Because they wouldn’t have a TV show if they did. – But typically, they don’t bring in the person who’s lost the storage unit. – Yeah! – To just cry in shot. – No they don’t bring somebody in. – That would be a good show. – That’s my grandmother’s ashes. (laughter) – Have you seen American Pickers? – No I haven’t. – Okay it’s better. (laughter) – Alright so Lindsey Lohan it is. – I’ve only seen one episode of this, but I’m obsessed with it because it just came out. It is killer, so she owns a nightclub in Greece as well, I don’t think it’s in Mykonos, I think it’s in, – I don’t know. – I forget where it is. – I was trying to throw them off. – She’s got this fabulous, – I actually don’t. – guy who’s here friend. – Panos? – And he’s the hard-ass, and they’re running this beach house thing together it is so luxurious. There’s like cabana beds all on this white perfect beach and the blue water. – Look at her go. – And they’ve recruited all of these high-end cabana like servers, and they are trash! They are all trash, they’re gorgeous and trashy. (laughter) And everyone’s gonna make out with each other and it’s gonna be so much fun! (laughter) I’m so excited. – Alright calm down. – Also Lindsey’s fudge, she’s fun and trashy as well. – Apparently she does a great dance. – Yeah she. – How does her dance go? – Oh, yeah. – You get to hear her accent changing throughout. – Did you watch Temptation Island? – Huh? – Were you into Temptation Island, you go that trashy? – No, I don’t like things where people have to like either fall in love or ruin their relationships. I’m not a huge fan of those. – You don’t want them to have to you just want them to do it accidentally. – I want them to do it organically and just to be and be young. – Right, I understand. – I would highly recommend Moonshiners. (laughter) – Yeah if they’re young people and they make out and so it’s not like they’re married or anything, they’re all just like living a young, happy, fun, rich life on an island with no consequences. – You’re gonna be a great mom. So many Mythical badges, so little time. Collect them all at Mythical.store.