(rooster crows) (low growling) (game wheel clicking) – Okay. (hand clap) – Elevator Pitch! – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna have to drink this. – We’ve got, we’ve got this new movie idea, it stars Nina and it’s called, Chris, Try and Keep Up. (audience members laughing) – Yeah it’s like um, well, Nina plays Chris and he’s like always just behind, like, what’s happening? She’s gonna say things like. – What’s happening? – Right, and then the other characters’ll be like, Chris. – Try and keep up, Chris! – Try and keep up! – Try and keep up! – Chris! – Chris! – Just keep up! (audience laughing) – Right right, don’t yell at the talent ’cause it’s not a movie yet. We have to keep her on board until– – No no, that’s just how it’s gonna be cause I play the dad. (audience laughing) – I’m not, I’m actually not in it. I’ll be like at craft services though, I’ll be hangin’ out. – Oh, that’s the only place to hang out. – Chris! Quit going back to craft services between each take! Stay close! Try and keep up! – I’m glad he’s not longer directing that at you. (laughs) It wasn’t any less weird. – Everybody’s named Chris, what do you think? (woman chuckles) They love it. – We’ve got a makeup smoothie here, that, no thanks to you Nina, we have to drink. – [Nina] It looks delicious. – You start, I thought you were gonna turn the tide, it was a little too late, but. – I’m sorry. – But I think what we learned is that, if you’re shoppin’ at the dollar store, you know what? You’re doin’ yourself a favor. – Mm-hm. – You know, you’re doing your wallet a favor. – You’re saving a lot of money, and you might be getting a better product. – Possibly, you didn’t hear that here. – Now. – But you did. – I didn’t say that, did I? – No. – you said it, never said that. – Take a whiff of that and describe it for the viewers. (Nina inhaling loudly) – Um, I don’t wanna lie and say it smells good. (laughs) – Don’t. – But I, It smells like bubblegum if bubblegum smelled like chemicals. – [Rhett] Yep. – Right? – It smells like bubble bath to me, and I only take bubble baths. – But it’s, I’m told its lipstick right? – [Man] Lipstick. It’s lip, oh gosh, okay. – Lipstick, cornstarch. – Lets just try it, and then we have some, lets take a little sip, I’ma go this way. – It is thick, oh man. – Oh! – Its like makeup for your tongue, it’s a new trend, show ’em your tongue. – Your tongue specifically, oh God, ah, I saved your pants. – Uh. – Oh sorry. – Oh, oh gosh. – That’s pretty ironic after I got it all over your pants. (Nina chuckles) – My pants are fine. (laughing) Okay, we’ve got– – Ooh, it’s actually not bad. – You know, it isn’t. It is not bad. It really is not that bad. – You wanna try it, Nina? – Yeah, I’ll try it right after the show. (audience laughing) – Alright, for now we’re gonna look at– – Canadian laws. – Claims of Canadian laws. – Now, you should be an expert on this. – Yes. – What part of Canadian are you from? – From where, what’s that? – What part of Canada are you from? – Okay, the part of Canad-ia that I am from is Toronto, the east coast of Canad-ia. – That’s like the not really Canadian part of Canada. (audience laughing) – I’ve been there, love it, been there twice. – How did you, how did you come up with that? – I don’t know, cause I went there and it seemed like America. (laughing) You know what I’m sayin’? – Yeah. – Alright, hit us. – In Alberta, Canada, it is illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden-legged man. – I would hope that’s illegal. – Yeah. – That’s just common decency. (audience laughing) – Wait, is it– – Burn a man’s appendage? – But everywhere else you can do it. – Everywhere else in Canada, it’s allowed. – If it’s below 32 degrees, yeah yeah. – What? – If you need it for fire wood. – But, okay the fact that this is on the law books is what would be odd. – So, I’m supposed to say if this is true or false? Is that correct? – Yeah, if this is a real law or not. – Definitely not. – Definitely not. – This can’t be real, no no no. – This is definitely not a real– – We don’t know the answers. – They’re saying this is a fake. – [Woman] This is a real law. – No. – No, it’s not, what? (audience chuckling) Read it again. – Well, I’m kinda glad. – It is illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden-legged man. (audience chuckling) – I mean, that’s a good law. – I thought you said it was legal to. (audience members laughing) – Oh. – But, only in Alberta, that’s why I was like, everywhere else? – Everywhere else you can do it. – Yeah, it can’t be legal. – You can probably do it in Toronto. – Hit us with another one. – In the Ontario province, if you fail to pay a hotel bill, the hotel can legally sell your horse. (chuckling) – Okay, so– – How do they assume that you have a horse? – Yeah, this seems like one of those like, wild west outdated laws, where it’s like, we can, it’s like a bounty hunter will confiscate your boat. – Okay, so this isn’t necessarily current law? – I mean, the thing is is that it actually takes a lot of effort to go back and get these laws off the books. So laws like the hotel horse law, they call this one, will stay on the books for a long time. – I’m feeling a yes, what do you think? – I’m feeling a no, but because everything I have thought is wrong, I’m gonna go with you, just to– – It’s just one of those days. – That way it will be both of us being wrong. – Okay, we’re gonna say. – I know the feeling. – This is a real law? – Real law. – Real law. – [Woman] This law is real. – Yes. – Yes. – See? – It makes sense, the horse is collateral. – That, and just whatever your instincts are, go against ’em. (chuckling) – In Halifax, Nova Scotia, it is unlawful to pickle any produce without procuring a permit. – What does pickle mean? – You need a pickle permit? – Yeah, you gotta have a pickle permit. – You have to have a pee-pee? – Yeah, you gotta have a pee-pee? – Yeah, if you wanna pickle, you gotta have a pee-pee. – You gotta procure the pickle permit. – But don’t pickle your pee-pee. – To pickle your produce. – Wow. – Don’t do that. You need every bit you need. Or, every bit you got what you need. (laughing) You know, you know, whatever. – Yeah, okay, so really what is– – What does your instinct say? – To pickle any produce? Does, can we define what that means? What does pickling produce? – I think pickling produce means putting produce into pickle solution. (Nina smacking lips loudly) Which is usually a vinegar based thing, but there’s other things in pickles. – Oh! – But, who are they to say that you can’t pickle something without a permit? That seems very heavy handed. – I think no, I think that’s true. Yeah, I think (coughs) sorry. – It’s okay. I know when you start talking about pickles you get, you get really upset. – I get real flustered. – Yeah. – Really upset. – Um, I think it is unlawful to pickle produce without procuring a permit. – I definitely think it is. – You’re saying that we’re going against what you think in order to get it right. – No, I’m feeling good about this one. – Okay, we’re saying real. – This is a real law, this is real law. – [Woman] This law is fake. – Ar. Yeah, you can pickle anywhere! Pickle anything, anywhere. – Alright, you heard it Halifax, pickle away! – Pickle your little heart out. – Yeah. – Throughout all of Canada, citizens may not publicly remove wound bandages. – Oh, good idea! You cannot remove bandages to expose a wound. That’s smart. – Uh. – I don’t wanna see your wound! (audience member chuckles) Canadian. (audience members chuckling) – But. – Look at that paper cut. – But, you don’t have a bandage. – I did. – You might have needed one though. – I took it off under the table. – How did that? – In public! – Oh gosh. – Take me to jail! – What would be the reason? – Well, first of all, I just wanna say. – I don’t get it. – I’m sorry. – For? – For your paper cut. (audience laughing) – Thank you. – Second of all, I just wanna say, don’t show it to me again. I don’t wanna see your wounds. I don’t wanna see anybody’s wounds. – It’s so deep. – I’m hoping this is true. – This is a national law. This is throughout all of Canada. You cannot publicly remove a wound bandage. What if you need to air it out? – I think it’s okay, so it must be illegal. – I think it’s also for, like you can catch stuff from a wound. – You can catch stuff by talking, just being like a close talker. – This is fake. – I think it’s real. – [Woman] This law is real. – See? – It’s real. – Canada is weird! – Yeah, we’re learning that. – Throughout the Saskatchewan province, public displays of physical strength, such as pushups or arm-wrestling are unlawful if a married woman is present without her husband, ’cause you know what happens to them ladies! – Oh gosh. You can’t flex your muscles in front of a married wo– what? – Yep, mm-hm. – I think that’s true. – In front of a married woman. – This is how I got my wife to divorce her previous husband. I did pushups in front of her. She was like, hold me back. (laughing) And we were in Canada, that’s the weird thing. – Crazy. Um. – Can I just rip this off? ’cause it really. – Oh, you know, you’ll rip your eye out. – In Canada, this would be illegal. – Oh, oh yes. – But in America, it’s okay. – What’s your answer? – I think it’s preposterous. – Alright, fake. – [Woman] This law is fake. – Yes! Let’s hear another one. – We’re gonna do one more. In Winkler, Manitoba, individual citizens may not own more than 13 parrots. – Do you think people in Winkler, Manitoba have to wink all the time? Instead of saying hello, do you think they’re like– – Yeah, that’s where they got its name. A bunch of winklers. – I think they did it one time and then they were like, what are we? – Winklers? – Just a bunch of winklers? And now they don’t do it anymore. – You’re such a winkler. – And now, it’s illegal, unless you have 13 parrots. – Okay. – Is that what this? No. – Okay, I think that’s fair, I think that’s true. – You can’t have more than 13 parrots. – I don’t think you should have more than two or three parrots. – I think parrots. – You’re a parrot hoarder now. – Can parrots live in the Winkler climate? – Indoors. – I don’t think we should impair people’s ability to own parrots. – No. – I think if they’re not being treated well, if they don’t have the right facilities. Who has enough room for 13 parrots? – You have to put a limit on parrots. – Yeah. – And you gotta put a limit on ferrets too, that’s the weird thing. – Parrots and ferrets, treat ’em right. – True. – [Woman] This law is fake. – Oh gosh. – Oh, fake. Dang it. – I’m a pretty confident person, but my self-esteem has really plummeted today. – You know what will help with that? – Leaving? (laughing) – Yeah, that too. – You know what? I know the feeling, cheers. – I’m so sorry guys. – [Rhett] Your hair and lips aren’t doomed, they may just need to be groomed. 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