GMMore 1499: Was this Celebrity in a Lifetime Movie? (GAME)

(rooster crows) (lion roars) (wheel clicking) – Sounds like an insult. – (chuckles) Merchicality! – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – We like to see y’all reppin’ that GMM merch and our #merchicality winner now is Esper. Congratulations Esper, you win a $30 Mythical.store gift card. – Oh yeah and I don’t see any merch in the beach shot, I just see a beach. – But all the other shots. – All the other shots, yeah, lots of that. – Well we could sell a beach. We could sell pictures of beaches. Yeah, Mythical.store, get pictures of beaches. (Link chuckles) Coming soon. – Okay so I have a stack right here and on this stack there are names of celebrities. – I like stacks. – And with each one, the question is, has this celebrity that we all know and love potentially, did they ever appear in a Lifetime Movie? Now man, I mean– – People did a lot of things back in the day before they became who they are. That’s what you gotta remember. – Back over the holidays, I mean, Lifetime channel was on at my sister-in-law’s house the whole time. My mom, my mother-in-law was watching it. – Really? – And it’s, you know, and they’ve got this special quality to ’em. They shoot ’em at a frame rate that’s different than soap operas, it’s more filmic, make it look more filmic, but it’s basically a soap opera. – Is that 24 frames per second? – Must be 24 frames per second. And it makes a difference. – Oh. – Soap operas need to wake up. (Rhett laughs) Go to 24 frames. – I like, no no, I like that high quality. – For example, Channing Tatum, or Chanting… How did you say his name wrong for all those years? – Chadding Tannum? – Yeah you said it wrong in so many different ways. Was he ever in a Lifetime Movie? The thing that blew me away was how far back these went. Lifetime Movies been around for a long time apparently ’cause those you showed me were like old. It’s not just a new widescreen 24 frames a second type situation. – Channing Tatum. – I’m gonna say– – I don’t think he would– – An easy guess. – I don’t think so. I don’t think he did this. – ‘Cause what’s the first show you remember Channing Tann, Tannum in in? – Oh. – Chadding Tatum? – Well no. You said something different but I’m not gonna repeat it. (chuckles) – What was the first movie– – The first thing I ever remember seeing him in? – 21 Jump Street? – No, something before that. Yeah Magic Mike, of course. – I didn’t see Magic Mike. – Saw that. – I’m saying yes, are you saying no? – Okay I’m saying no. – All right. – [Stevie] He has not been in a Lifetime Movie, but his now ex-wife Jenna Dewan was in– – Oh she has. – She Made Them Do It, about the twisted life of a charismatic young woman who would become one of the country’s most sought-after fugitives. – Hmm. – So that’s what I was picking up on, that he was married to someone. – Right there was Lifetime energy in his life. – All right what’s the next one? Kristen Bell. One of everyone’s favorite people. How could you not like Kristen Bell? I’d like to line up people that don’t like Kristen Bell, like we could probably do a casting call and then Kristen Bell could show up and then they could realize how wrong they are. – Oh that sounds like a great idea. – You know it’s like you’re stupid for not liking Kristen Bell. That’s the name of the– – You know what? – Episode. – It’d be really easy to get celebrities to sign up for that. (chuckles) Hey we got this new show idea. We get a bunch of people who don’t like you and then you convince them to like you. I’m in! – It’s basically what celebrities do, right? – Kristen Bell, I would have said no but I’m gonna say yes because it’s the second one and the first one was a no. – I can’t… – I don’t think that she did it though. I think she started with Veronica Mars. She was hot right out of the gate. But maybe not, Lifetime, yes, Lifetime. – I’m gonna say yes. – Wait, what? – Lifetime yes. – So yes for Link? – Yes. – It’s a yes for me but really a no. – [Stevie] Okay. The answer’s yes. – Yep, see. – The same year as Veronica Mars, she starred in a drama about a young woman trying to gain custody of her siblings from their drug-addled mother in Gracie’s Choice. – Gracie’s Choice. – [Link] Oh, her hair cut ages her up a bit much. – [Rhett] She looked like she could almost be the mom in that one. – Yeah, yeah. Bad choice with the hair cut. Okay. What about Mark Roof-allo? (Rhett chuckles) The Incredible Hulk himself, great actor in other things, just haven’t seen him in any of those things. – Wow, Ruffalo, man. Wow. Ruffalo. Would Ruffalo stoop so low? (chuckles) – Stoop so low. – I’m trying to make– – Mark Stoops-so-low. – (chuckles) Like I said, the compromises people will make for a paycheck early in the acting career. – Well you know, yeah it’s something. It’s fair game for anyone. No judgment for anyone who appears but I’m gonna say– – I don’t think so. I don’t think Mark did it. – No. – I don’t think Mark did it. – I don’t think he did. – [Stevie] He did it. – What? – Before he was the Hulk, he played a mall security guard who falls in love with a pick-pocketing woman in On the Second Day of Christmas. – [Rhett] Oh the second day of Christmas. – Mary-Stuart Masterson. She’s a klepto. That’s when you steal stuff, Rhett. – Yep. Okay. – Jennifer A-nee-ston? Jennifer A-nee-ston, did her and Brad Pitt get back together? Is that just a cover of a tabloid that I read a couple months back. – Yeah I think it’s like a perennial cover of a tabloid but that’s not gonna happen. – That sucks, you know, it sucks to have to be on the front of the tabloids. – I hate it for ’em. – What would they put, if they put us on a tabloid, what would it be? Like, they put some horrible things up there. Don’t say it. Don’t say anything horrible, Rhett. – They eat McRibs too, they’re just like us. – Oh. Secretly hate each other. Who are we kidding, we’ll never get that big. Be on The Enquirer. – Oh now it’s The Enquirer. (crew laughs) – Jennifer Aniston– – She didn’t do this. No. – So before Friends, you don’t think, I think she’s totally castable as a kid. – Her standards– – In a Lifetime Movie. – Her standards are so high. No. – No, she was in it but it was a long time ago. – [Stevie] You wanna know for real? – Yeah. – [Stevie] No. She was in a lot of bad movies though, just not released by Lifetime, like the movie Picture Perfect where she gets engaged to a man she just met to impress her boss. – Yeah that’s a great one! – What about Zac Ee-fron? – Yes. – Zac Efron. – He did like 40 of ’em, yes. – So was his break-out… – Baywatch. (crew chuckles) – It wasn’t Baywatch. – Neighbors. – High School Musical, was that his break-out, or was he on a Disney show before that? – I think his break-out, it’s okay to like Zac Efron, I think that was Neighbors. I think that’s when it became okay to like him, yeah. – [Stevie] For like an adult man you mean. – Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. For an adult man to like him, there’s, oh, he’s in that Seth Rogen movie, okay, yeah. He’s cool. – He’s cool. – He’s got pecs. – Then he’s in that other movie with The Rock. And he’s– – Skyscrapers? – He’s a lifeguard. – What’s it called? – Baywatch, you said it earlier, Rhett. – Yes and definitely he did it. – He had a lot of muscles in the Baywatch poster ’cause I haven’t watched the movie, I’ve just watched the poster, but The Rock has a lot more muscles so it’s kinda like– – No no, well. There’s a difference in, the muscles are different. The Rock’s muscles, just more of ’em. But he’s got like– – Mass. – He’s got like GI Joe muscles. You know what I’m saying, like ♪ Do-do do-do do-do do-do ♪ – Like a eight pack, but it’s hairy right? He has hairy muscles? – I don’t think so. – I remember that Zac Efron’s muscles are hairy. – [Stevie] Neighbors made it okay to talk about Zac Efron like this for adult men. – Yeah, he was in Neighbors, I mean it’s cool. I can talk about his ♪ Do-doom do-doom do-doons ♪ ‘Cause– – His hairy do-doom do-dooms. – (chuckles) He was in Neighbors. – He was also in a Lifetime Movie, Hairy Do-Doom Do-Dooms. All right, yes. – Hairy Do-Doom Do-Dooms? – [Stevie] Wait Link, what’d you say? – That’s a great idea for a Lifetime Movie! (chuckling) Hairy Do-Doom Do-Dooms and the Hendersons. – Hairy Do-Doom Do-Dooms. ♪ Do-doom do-doom do-doom ♪ – [Stevie] Wait Link, did you give an answer? – Yeah he’s in 40 of ’em. – Yes. – [Stevie] Okay yes, you’re both correct. Before High School Musical, he appeared as a twin diagnosed with autism but it turns out okay because he wins a cross-country race in Miracle Run: The Unexpected Journey. – [Link] It has mild themes and sexual references. – [Rhett] Where? – [Link] Now, well it has a label that says that on it. – [Rhett] It’s got Aidan Quinn in it too. – Here’s my Mary-Louise Parker. From Weeds, the television show. Not just the stuff that grows in fields when they’re fallow. If Zac was playing a twin, why is there only one of him on the cover? (crew laughs) – Because it would have just been another picture of Zac. – Yeah like– – And then they would have put Zac Efron above that twin as well and it would have been– – Zac plays twins. All right. – Featuring Zac Efron and Zac Ee-fron. – What about Leighton Meester? Oh I know who this is. Who the heck is Leighton– – You don’t know Leighton Meester? – Oh she’s in that show with our friend Marlow. She’s Marlow’s mom in the new TV show– – [Stevie] Also Gossip Girl. – Oh she was in Gossip Girl and now she’s– – She’s Marlow’s mom on the ABC– – Single Parents. – Hit si, si, sitcom. – I’m told she’s very nice. – Yeah yeah yeah yeah. By her fake daughter. (chuckles) Yeah I’m sure she’s nice to her fake daughter. (crew laughs) – No, her mom interacted with her and said she was nice too. – Okay, the mother of her fake daughter said that she was nice. Lee-ton, Migh, Meester. – Leighton Meester, not Lee-ton Migh-ster. – Lee-ton Migh-ster. Yes, yes, this woman cut her teeth on Lifetime movies. – Yeah yeah, she was a baby. She was a teething baby in Lifetime Movies. – [Stevie] You’re kind of right. She starred as a young girl trying to pledge a haunted sorority in The Haunting of Sorority Row. – [Rhett] Ooh wow, I’d watch that. – [Link] I actually wouldn’t, I mean the wardrobe is off. Like that is weak. Look at that hoodie, that’s a weak hoodie. Like why put her in a dumpy hoodie like that? – [Rhett] I think that’s like sleep shirt. – It’s like a Ed Hardy sleep shirt with a hood. – Who doesn’t want that? – Find the wardrobe people for that movie and send ’em an insult from me. – Send them an insult. – But fans of Leighton, I hear you’re a nice person. – Yeah very nice, very nice. – David Schwimmer, what about him? – Oh yeah. – David Schwimmer before he was in the OJ stuff, he was on a television show called Friends. – Yep, yep. – With Jennifer A-nee-ston. I saw some click bait that says, find out why Hollywood won’t hire David Schwimmer. – And you clicked on it ’cause you’re like why won’t they? – And why is that, I didn’t click on it, but I did want to. Does anyone know why Hollywood won’t hire David Schwimmer? Because he was in a Lifetime Movie, that’s why. – Yep, I don’t think he was. – I think you want us to think that he was and we’re not gonna do that to the Schwimster. – Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, Schwimmer would never do this. – We’re on team Schwimster here, he did not do a Lifetime Movie, but by the way, didn’t Will Ferrell and Kristen Dunst, Wiig, Bell, do a– – Wiig. – Wiig, Wiig, do a Lifetime Movie together as a joke? – As a joke. – As like they did it straight in all sincerity, did anybody watch that? – I did. – It was good? – Ellie, you watched. – It was good for– – [Ellie] Yeah it’s funny, it was a comedy. – Oh its face it was, okay, it was good, ’cause they, tongue-in-cheek. – [Stevie] Don’t you wanna hear about the Schwimster? – Schwimster, Schwimster– – Well he wasn’t in one. – Didn’t do it. – [Stevie] You are correct– – Yes. – But he did play a minor character in A Deadly Silence. Science (chuckles) about a dad with secrets who gets murdered which was not a Lifetime Movie. The end of that sentence wasn’t as good as the top part. (laughing) – Which one– – Which is not– – [Both] A Lifetime Movie. – Do we have a poster of that to look at? – No. We don’t even know– – This has really fizzled out. – It’s the last one? – [Link] There it is. Oh look no there’s– – There’s A Deadly Adoption. – [Link] Hold on, I would see that. Look at that Billy Mays beard on Will Ferrell. (upbeat music) The birth of a plan gone wrong. – Wow, yeah, I’m down. What are you doing later? – [Link] Ready? On your mark, get the set of all new Mythical mugs. Available now at Mythical.store.

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