(rooster crowing) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – You want to switch seats before we even do this? – No, I want to explain why we’re switching seats. – Okay. Well then let’s sing a username, Link. Let’s sing ♪ StealYoSpaghettiOs ♪ ♪ Hey Mr. StealYoSpaghettiOs ♪ ♪ Guess what I’m gonna do for you today ♪ ♪ I’m gonna steal your spaghettios ♪ ♪ And make you’re username ironic ♪ – ‘Cause we stole his spaghettios. – Okay, we are about to switch seats and there’s a very specific reason we’re doing it. Because this is something that we’re calling, actually the Mythical Society is calling it a Good Mythical Smore. – That society chosen more. Once a month, if you’re in the Mythical Society, second tier or higher, you get to participate in a vote to help shape what we do in Good Mythical More. In fact, this Good Mythical Smore. – And it’s called Good Mythical Smore because Mythical Society members Vanessa Torres and Andrea Stillwell– – Shout out. – Actually both of you guys came up with Good Mythical Smore. And so we’re gonna credit you for that. – So the options were that– – Society and more, get it? – Society members voted on, take a which YouTuber are you quiz, play a people also ask with Rhett and Link related questions, or switch chairs. And that is the one that second and third degree voted on. So that’s what we’re gonna do. The other ones may come back later. So don’t panic if you want to see those. – Do you want to still sit in your chair or do you want to actually sit in my chair? – No, we have to switch chairs. – Okay. – But we’re also gonna switch locations. I’m not gonna switch waters though. Okay, alright. So we’re up. We’re up right now. And then you just sat down in my position, in my chair and I’m about to sit down in your chair. You ready? – Yeah, I’ve always wanted to be over here. This is my good side. See, this is my good side. – Oh yeah? You’ve been hiding your good side this whole time? – Yeah, this is my bad side. This is the side you always see. This is my good side. – I don’t have a bad side. – We have to sit this way, we have to sit as Rhett and Link. That’s the way the names are. – And now you’re closest to the face hydrater. – Oh I get to use a different hand now too. Just kidding. – This isn’t the first time I’ve ever sat on the other side but it has been quite awhile and it’s quite a vantage point. – Do you always have this steamer over here? I’ve never seen it. – Yeah, I always have it. I didn’t just win it. Hit me with some of that. – No, it’s mine. – Well it’s on your side but it’s mine, I won it. – Open wide. – See and I think the way this thing is set up, it’s like, I mean the way that it sits down, are you supposed to lay on your back and then shove your face under it? – Maybe ’cause it definitely feels like it should have, you should be holding it, is the way that it feels like it should function. – Give me a blast. – Oh wow, it gets your glasses immediately. It does feel good. I don’t know what steam does for your face, good or bad. – It expands it. It’s a face expander. – You look like a comic book character when your glasses get fogged up. – Is it hot in here or is it just me? That’s my comic book character voice. We got some would you rather questions and I thought now that we have this new perspective on life– – It’s pretty cool over here I gotta say. I feel vulnerable though. – Let’s discuss some of these. – I feel like someone over here could sneak up on me. I don’t feel that way. That side feels safe. I feel like I got this on lockdown. ‘Cause a lot of times things come in from this side. And now I feel like, I don’t like, I like to– – Well that is a good point because especially ’cause I don’t have peripheral vision because of the way my glasses work and I’m also facing you and I’m facing this way and there’s nothing over here. – It’s uneasy. – I never know what’s coming, never. – How do you live like that? – Like when Cotton Candy Randy shows up, you always know it. – Oh I see him from, I see him 30 feet away. – I never know it. I literally never know it. – In fact, when I go into a restaurant, I’m like one of those people that’s on the run. I always sit with my back to the wall where I can see the whole restaurant. I’ve always done it. When I go to a hotel room, if there’s two beds, I take the bed furthest away from the door. That gives me an extra three seconds to make a decision about an intruder. Unless they’re coming in from the window which I never stay on the first floor. – Are you experiencing any advantages from being in my vantage point? – I mean I think I look better definitely. Don’t you think? – “Would you rather,” asks LOLCrunchy, “poop in the only toilet at a party “knowing that you’ll clog it “or poop in the bushes in the backyard.” Well having done both, I can tell you that I’d rather poop in the bushes in the backyard because you could, there’s a chance no one could see or experience the negative aspects of that. There’s a chance of that. – You can also poop in a toilet and clog it and blame it on someone else because I’ve done that and what you do is you just hope that nobody saw you go in but you just, people at parties are always moving around. You just come out and you’re like, somebody clogged the toilet. Definitely not me. You know what I’m saying? – Katie Holmes did that. – Does anybody have a plunger? I’ve really got to use the bathroom but somebody clogged it. – Katie Holmes did that with my wife. – Yeah, yeah. – She was in Wilmington and she was at I believe it was the sanitary. It’s the name of a restaurant. It’s not a great name for a restaurant but I guess it’s clean. – It’s very clean, very clean. – And she was going to the restroom, it was occupied. She was waiting and waiting and waiting and then finally Katie Holmes pops out, the Katie Holmes, and she says to my wife Christy, she says, “I wouldn’t go in there. “It’s out of service.” – Because of me. – Because she clogged it. You know we’re all human. We all clog things. So you know what I’m changing my answer. I would just clog the toilet and just own it. – Oh okay. – What would you choose? – I already told you. Reduser asks, reduser03, “Would you rather be able to eat anything you want “and have it be perfect nutrition “or have to only sleep one hour a day “and be fully rested?” This is tough because– – This is a positive would you rather. – I specifically stood up, I talked about this on EarBiscuits, our podcast, where we talk candidly about many things in our life, you should check it out youtube.com/earbiscuits. At Thanksgiving this year, somebody had the idea to go around and not say what you were thankful for but if you could have a superpower, and my superpower was to– – Which is an odd alternative to saying what you’re thankful for. – I think there was also thankfulness. But it gets so old, being thankful. – You want to be more narcicisstic than that around Thanksgiving. – And I said that it would be to be able to eat anything I want and it be nutritious. And I was kind of just pulling something out of my butt just to be a funny guy at a party. – And it would be nutritious. – But sleeping one hour a day and be fully rested, I think I have to say that. I think I have to say that. – So you would gain, if you’re healthy, if you sleep in a healthy amount, you would then gain seven hours every single day. – That’s a lot of time. – That is a lot of time. – A lot of time. Especially when everyone else doesn’t have that time. Everyone else is sleeping normal amounts. That’s how you get the edge, you get the advantage. I would definitely take that. As much as I like to eat, I would take only an hour a day. – I’m surprised that you’re choosing that one. – Well I just feel like I got a lot of things I want to get to, man. – 02474 asks, what kind of Twitter handle is that? – It’s all numbers. – “Would you rather be able to converse “with nonhuman animals “or have lifelong fluency in every human language?” – Ability to converse with nonhuman animals– – This is easy. I’ve spoken to enough humans to know that I’d rather speak to animals. Because who knows what they’re thinking? We’re all human. Just because we speak different languages doesn’t mean that I’m gonna learn that much more. That sounds bad but I think I would learn more from, it would be much more interesting to learn what animals are thinking than what humans are thinking that just speak another language. – But would it? But would it? We think that dolphins are so smart but the thing is is that if you could talk to ’em, they’d probably just be thinking about where’s my food, where’s my food, where’s my food, where’s my food, where’s my food? I mean hate to burst your bubble but that’s probably what they’re thinking. One more. – Would you rather, atrion, I was gonna start reading the would you rather and then I decided to just say the username in the middle. And then I realized that this was nonsensical. – Would you, Atrion, would you? – Atrion asks, “Would you rather do something great “for all humanity “but be remembered as one of the worst people “who ever lived “or do nothing with any lasting impact in your lifetime “and be remembered as a hero to all people?” This is a trap. – I mean I think I’d rather do something great ’cause once you’re dead, unless you’re a ghost, unless you’re Patrick Swayze and you get stuck. – So you’d rather take one for the team and that team is humanity? – Yeah. – And animals. – But if I am gonna be Patrick Swayze and I am gonna come back and I am gonna help my wife with pottery, at that point I don’t want her to be like, he was a bad, bad man. I couldn’t put up with that. But if I’m gonna be completely gone, then I’ll take the bad reputation. Take a bad rep. – I don’t think I’m every switching back, by the way ’cause I like the heads up. Watch out! 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