(rooster crowing) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Superpower. We’re a couple of superheroes. Our names our Mr. Cocoa Butter and Slothboy. I’m Mr. Cocoa Butter, I’m smooth. – Hi, I’m Slothboy. – The way we work together is come in and I rub you down. And you get taken off guard and you get all relaxed and that allows Slothboy to do what he does which is punch you very, very slowly. – In the face. – Slothboy doesn’t work very well without cocoa butter to come in and smooth things over first. – You’re slipping away. That was the only funny thing in that Zootopia movie was the sloth. And it was in the trailer. And I was like– – Oh, harsh diss. – We got Zootopia fans? – When it got to that point I was like man, that is a funny part if I hadn’t already seen it in the trailer. – Zack’s very upset. It was a fine movie. – I think he’s running a fever. Are you okay Zack? You honked your nose so hard, it’s like a river came out. Should you even be here man? – Two days ago, I looked over there at him and he looked like death. – He’s a little better now. – Yeah, he’s gotten better. – [Zack] Is this going in the episode what? – Who’s gonna get it? Who’s gonna get it? I mean I’ve been keeping my distance. I’ll put my nose down in this stuff but I can’t go near Zack. You can hear it hit the bottom of the Kleenex. I hope you get better man. I think you’re on the mend. – I think he is better. – Once you’re passing that much stuff, that’s a good sign. – You’re on the comedown. – Landing. – What do we got? – We got some other stuff to explore. – It still smells like the bottom of a dumpster in here. – The main thing is just the fermentation of the shamrock shake. – The dairy product nature of things. – Which apparently you can’t smell which is concerning on many levels as I’ve already established. – I’m just wondering, am I cutting my nose hairs too hard? – I don’t think you smell with the nose hairs first. – But I have one of those (buzzing) and I’m just (buzzing) so hard that I’ve taken away my nose buds. – I did notice that my nose hairs are back after having– – Of course. They come back in like four days in our age. – Taken them completely out at Shay Mitchell’s house. – Dude that was a long time ago. I mean four days later, you had a forest again. – Four days, nuh uh. When you take the follicle out, it takes awhile for it to come back. – You’re due for a trim. – I can tell, especially the left one. – I know, I can look right there. – They just put an air freshener on the back of that monitor right there. – This is a Big Mac that hasn’t been sitting in a shamrock shake and whisky together. Well no, we have one of each right for a month. – I need to sneeze. Can I have one of your handkerchiefs? – There you go. – No, I don’t want to touch it. I don’t want to touch it. – Here’s a towel with some brown stuff on it. – I feel like I need to sneeze. And also bow out. – So we don’t have any choices for this but we can just talk amongst ourselves as to what we think happened to the Big Mac. I think the Big Mac and the whisky expanded. – Yeah I think that the entire jar is just gonna be a Big Mac that’s formed to the jar. – Well the bread part, at least. There’s three buns. There’s a lot of bun in a Big Mac. – How much pressure do you think that it built up in the shamrock shake? I say none again because of the McDonald’s preservation techniques. – But I think there’s pressure just in the shamrock shake itself. I would say a little bit of pressure. A wee bit of pressure. – Let’s find out. Oh wow, look at that. – Well first of all, we’re right about the Big Mac in the whisky. – It has just expanded in the whisky. – It has filled basically the thing. – Wonder how it tastes. – It flipped to the side though. – And this Big Mac has turned into green cottage cheese. – What would happen if you consumed that? – Let’s open this one. – Okay. – And let’s see if we can, can we get it out and see if we can like– – Yeah, we can get it out. – What are y’all talking about over there? Is there a message for us? – [Stevie] Alex and I have agreed that that’s what our stomachs look like on the weekend. – Yeah. – You eat Big Macs whole? – Just a bloated Big Mac. – You better stay out of Stevie’s way. – [Alex] Don’t judge me and Stevie’s weekend. – We’ve been snorting Big Macs again. – Even if you look down the barrel of that, even the cheese is like perfectly intact. – [Rhett] Yeah, it’s only the best. I mean I think it’s gonna come apart if I take it out but I’ll do it. – See if we can keep it intact and pull it out. – It smells good. It smells sweet. I like Jameson, you like Jameson? – I don’t know. – I think that Jameson is one of my favorite whiskys. I know it’s not like a fancy whisky but it’s an Irish whisky and they drank it in that first season of True Detective. – Hold on, you’re missing the bottom. – I’ll get the bottom, I’ll come back. – You’re missing the bottom bun. – Matthew McConaughey’s character drank it in True Detective season one and that advertisement really worked for me ’cause anything MM drinks– – That’s a fail. – Yeah I’m sorry. – So that didn’t come out. I’mma put this on there so we don’t spill it. – It doesn’t smell bad though. – We didn’t get to do any dissecting in the show. So look at that. – It’s kind of what you would expect though. The real challenge is if you take a little taste of it. – I mean it literally smells like a Big Mac and whisky. – Yeah. Kiss it. – Kiss it? I know you’re just in a bad mood and you’re trying, ’cause Ben is the most sensitive to smells. You’re like the opposite of me. I think you’ve sucked all my smelling ability. – You are very sensitive to smell typically which is why I’m concerned. – The putrification of– – Sometimes, you come into the office and you’re like, did you have lunch in here three days ago? It’s that level of precision. – I don’t know what it is, maybe it’s just fermented shamrock shake– – I think you’ve smelled too much. It’s like an elephant’s molars. I think that you’ve been using your nose too hard and your nose is dying at age 40. – I can smell that though, that’s bad. (groaning) – What is that? That’s a Big Mac? – Yeah that’s just another Big Mac. – Let’s move on to something else man. Close that back up. We don’t need to go down that road again. – You don’t want to pull that one out? – No. – You don’t want us to pull this one out? – Nope. What else do we have? Oh gosh. – Gosh. Okay, so over here we have a shameless merch plug. We put our own shirt, one of the apawcolypse shirts inside of a shamrock shake for a month. – Well I think it probably turned a little green. No, no, it’s a big jar. – It’s pressurized. Listen. (fizzing) That’s a lot of shake, whole lot of shaking going on. – Lot of pressure. – We’re gonna pull this out. My stomach is starting to tensify. – Oh really? Who wants it? Oh gosh. – It’s like a form of tie dye. Here’s the front. – I’m not sure it’s worth it. It’s just, it doesn’t, you know what? It smells better than everything else we’ve put in there. Look, it actually, it turned parts of it green. – Look at that. – But look how well that graphic held up. That’s quality. – Mythical.store. Now I think we can launder this and this can be part of the process. – We call it shamrocked. – We’ve shamrocked it. – Do you want your shirt shamrocked? – Yes. – It’s gonna be difficult if we have to do it for every shirt for a month in a jar. We’re gonna fill the shelves up pretty fast. – It’s the new form of tie dye. – Okay, and we have anything else? – Oh gosh. – Okay, we have a red sock that was left in whisky. – A red sock? – Get it? Boston. – Boston. – Boston. – Boston. – Boston. – Boston. – Boston. – Boston – That’s how we saw Boston. – I don’t get it man. – What do you think happened to a red sock? You still don’t get it? – Boston. – Boston Red Sox. – Boston Red Sox. – Boston has a lot of Irish people. – Never been there. That seems like just an offensive generalization. – Now saying Irish people only wear red socks which is also true, let’s face it. – We’re Irish. – Yeah, I’ve got a lot of Irish in me. I can make fun of ’em all I want. – Look at that, the whisky has turned red I believe. – It’s kind of hard to tell. I think you’d have to take that Boston red sock out of there. – Do we get a foot massage? I can’t remember. – Yeah, we won a foot massage. – Yes, we get a foot massage on Instagram. So go over, make sure you check that out. – I’ll tell you, people in Boston would buy that. If you tell them that we got red socked whisky, red socked whisky and they’re like, yeah, put a red sock in there, put a red sock in there for a month. If you talk really fast, you’ll forget I can’t really do a Boston accent. You have a red sock whisky? Squeeze that into your mouth. – I’ll squeeze it into your mouth. I’ll squeeze it onto our shirt and we can, we’ve shanked it. We’ve shamrocked it and red socked it. – Shamrocked and red socked. – Mythical.store. – $89. – We’ve got your arms covered with our logo long sleeves. Choose from zip ups, crew necks and pullovers, available now at mythical.store.