(rooster crow and lion roar) (boom) (game wheel spinning) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – 10 word story. – Here we go! – Start it. – Excuse. – Me. – Dude. – Is. – Armadillo. – A. – Plural. – Place. – Or. – Not. – Period. – That’s it. (laughter) – [Together] Excuse me dude, is Armadillo a plural place or not? – I think your thinking of Amarillo and it is just one place. – Just one, just one Amarillo. ♪ Only one. ♪ – William Will Haynes, come on in here. Yeah, this isn’t… This is a more that we ask you to beef up for. – Oh yeah. – We kind of need to explain some things. First of all, tell us what your going to do? – Alright look… – And then we’ll explain why you’re… – Look, on Amazon, that’s where people go when they need a gift for a cat lover. – Yeah. – Sure. – Amazon has monopolized the entire industry. – Of cat gifts? – Of buying things in general. – (laughs) True. – And AMI, the parent company of– Well that’s a different story, but today I got all the Bass cat stuff that you ever seen. You like her? – I recognize this cat. – I don’t know… I just don’t know what I should say, because I don’t want to give too much away. I’m familiar with this cat… – Alright. – You’ll see exactly why I’m familiar with this cat… – I’ll explain. – … on l.tat. – So, this cat is… – She’s beautiful. – Was used by the hypnotist to hypnotize Rhett, and the reason why were talking about this now in More is because we thought it’d be more of talking about cats. – What’s your issue? What’s your deal? You suck or what? – Oh yeah. – Do you like cats? – Only recently, I’m not going to lie. I was just like you, yeah. (laughter) – Only… what happened? – Well at first I had one, well, long story short, my friend had a cat for many years, and she was the worst and I was like, “I’m thinking about getting a dog,” and he was like, “You want this cat?” And I was like, “No.” But he gave it to me anyway and ghosted me after two weeks so I had to take care of his cat for a couple months. And she bit me like over 30 times and she scratched everybody, but then I was like, you know what you’re kind of beautiful on the inside. then I gave it to my friend. (laughter) – Bit you 30 times. So my point is, Rhett, you kinda… so as not to reveal what… we had to switch it around. We thought we were going to show your hypnosis session and we’d be unpacking it now. – Right. – And you’d be in like– But we kind of don’t wanna reveal that so, as we talk about these cat choice… – So what should I say? I mean we already said that I… Let’s just say I was, I do remember what happened. (laughs) – Yeah. I remember. – You were not susceptible to, – I remember all of it. – Well you said you weren’t as Okay, you said you weren’t as susceptible. – But let me tell you that– I don’t wanna give away too much – To the hypnosis. – I was committed to it working. I still am committed to it– – We’ll unpack that later. – For now– – I believe in hypnosis – …just evaluate these toys as if they maybe weren’t for cats. – Okay, this is a– – Just a stuffed cat. – Oh, they’re all for cats. – This is much better than an actual cat, let me get started there. – I think I’m gonna just start off with this one. – I could love this. – This one is the cat hoodie. Now, this is top in fashion. – Now, it looks like a human hoodie. – So this makes you really attractive to a cat, right? – No, you as your person wear this, and if you have a cat that’s not crazy, you can put her in here and take her on the go. Now, my crazy cat– – -I could use this– – -… would never like this. – -… for my cat dog. – (laughs) – I don’t love cats, but I have a dog that has all the positive qualities that a cat… that I want in a cat. – Yeah? – It gets in my lap. It sits there. It doesn’t need to do anything besides that. Right. – -They don’t need to do anything, yeah. Cats don’t need any of that. That’s why you should be– – I got a dog that does that. I would put my dog in this. – Can you do this to a dog? No, a dog would be like (barking). – No, my dog– – Jade would definitely relax. I don’t know if she would play with the balls, though. – I could take her in a movie theater in this. – Yeah (laugh) – So this is, this is– – I don’t think that’s legal, but (laughs) – This is success, for me. – This is success. This is a good idea. – I’m gonna keep– I’m gonna keep this one – If you have a tame cat, this is cool. – What is that liner? – It’s also got the hoodie strings that are… – Oh, yeah. Yeah, that your cat’s definitely gonna play with. – Bat at. – And also, you can apparently– your cat is gonna poop in your bag. It is gonna pee in your bag if you take it out. – Oh, it’s a washable– – So you can actually– remove that. – … liner. – How much does this run you? – Oh, actually, I don’t know. How much is that? – Let’s just make it up. – It’s $32.95. – $32.95 – Oh wow, that’s a bargain. – Super well. Now you gotta check this out. The cat spa. Now, you know cats. Cats, you know, they don’t terrorize as much as dogs, but they do like to put their face on everything, and their little necks. – Do you know why they do that? – I don’t know. They must just have– – Just spread their evil around. – They do like to spread their scent, too, as well. – Pheromone thing? – Pheromone thing, yeah. My cat, I remember somebody sat on my couch and slept on it for a couple days and they made it smell bad, and my cat smelled it once and just threw up on it, because I think she wanted it to smell like her nastiness. – (laughs) – Not my friend’s. – What is this nub? – So this is for your cat’s mouth. It cleans it out, they don’t know. They think they’re just licking on something, but this is gonna clean its mouth. – Is that a cat toothbrush? – Yeah, pretty much, pretty much. I think you can put a treat in there, too. And this is for massage. – Cat toothbrush? – Cat’s love this. – Especially when you’re grabbing them in a choking position. – Have fun. – Enjoy this thing! – Enjoy this. – And this is when, again, when they inevitably soil the thing, then you can wash it. – If you don’t have a good cat, they will pee everywhere, and it’s the absolute worst in the entire world. – Again, Jade does that, too. – Yeah, and it’s not good. – I think she’s 48% cat. – (laughs) 52% dog. – I will say this– – That’s good math. – Those are the best. – That was quick, man. – This just came apart. – I couldn’t have done that. – Can we get rid of– – Now, even if you don’t– – … can we get rid of– – … like cats – This can also be like a human foot thing. – Yeah. – I mean, you put your feet here and scratch ’em. – You really could. This also can, if you’re in a dark room at night, you could totally step on this and fall and hurt yourself. – Liability issue. – It’s a liability issue, so put this only where the cat goes. – How much does this one go? – That is for $42.93. – Oh, more expensive – than the hoodie. – Okay, Yeah, yeah (laughs). – I’m just kidding, it’s not that expensive. It’s $24.99. (laughs) – You did know. You did know that one. – Oh, there we go. Yeah, we’d do that price. – It’s $24.99. Now you need this, even if you don’t like cats. Cat Butts. You ever seen a cat walk out of the room? – Yeah. – It’s better than an Instagram model. – It’s kinda– yeah, the eye is really drawn to it. – Uh, it’s like- – Those little booty holes that they have, you can color ’em in. – [Stevie] I will say, this is a theme that you will see on l.tat. – Yeah, I’m not gonna say anything about this because this is something that really got me during the hypnosis section. Section. (laughs) Session. – The kitten booties? – (laughs) Oh yeah. – That’s gonna get you in. Kitten booties. They’re so cute. You just wanna put your nose right up that little kitten booty. – (laughs) No, you don’t. – You don’t? That’s not a thing? That’s not everybody? – No. Nobody wants to put their nose– – You say the phrase, “That’s gonna get you in.” – (laughs) – And why’d they have to make it so much darker than the rest of it? – I know. Why do they put it on every single one? – It really draws the– because once you color it in, they want it to still be the focal point. – Okay, this could have been cute, but they drew a booty hole on every single one of these cats. – Why is this upside down? – Because cats see inverted. – Right, right. That’s a cat page. – That’s a cat page. – You got the human page and the cat page. – Come on, Link, you should know that by now. – So you can read with your cat. – Yeah, booties everywhere. – I remember that– Stevie, I think that the episode I did was your idea. It was something about cat butts, you remember? We were talking about doing the GMM episode on looking at cat butts? Do you remember that? – [Stevie] I think it was– I don’t know if we ever did a ranked, but the very first ranked discussion we had, we talked about– No, I think– – That was your example, like off the top of your head. – [Stevie] Did we do– – You were like– – [Stevie] Yeah. – … ranking cat butts or something. – [Stevie] I think we ranked– I think we did rank animal butts. – Did we do it? – Oh, we ranked animal butts. Just in general. – I don’t think we did it. – [Stevie] We might have. – I think we changed our minds. – [Stevie] Maybe that was privately. – Pretty quickly. – (laughs) It was privately. – Stevie just likes to rank cat– thanks for holding my hand, Stevie. – [Stevie] Of course. – Now, this one, I think is kind of hilarious, and I don’t think it’s legal, but Catopoly. – Yeah, there’s– – Straight up. – This just smacks of not proper licensing. – Yeah. (laughs) Straight up. – Okay, I was trying to figure out what you meant by legal. I was like, “Cat’s aren’t allowed to play games?” – I mean, you’re not allowed to monopolize the industry for cats. – Right. – But this is straight up Monopoly, but for cats. And also, who knows the name of the type of cats? I read about that recently. No one knows what kind of cat they have. They just know that their cat is (bleep) mean. Oops. – (laughs) – I think you feel strongly about it. – Yeah. – I respect that. – I mean, even if you like cats, you gotta know they’re not nice to you. – That is a thing that most people usually know what their dogs are made of. – Mm-hmm. – And people don’t know– – They’re like– – … people do know a little bit about their cat. – All right, he’s alleyway. – It’s brown. – This is straight up Monopoly. – It’s black. – Yeah, it’s black and white. – They can’t do this. – Yeah. – If they were actually making money, that guy with the monocle, he’d be all over this. – It’s available on Amazon for $19.99, so they are making money off of it. – $19.99… it has to be legal. – Well, they’re selling it. I don’t know if if anyone– – Well not for long. – … besides us is buying it. – And how does Monopoly not already have Catopoly? They have Dogopoly. They do, like, with dogs? – Of course they do. – You ever seen that? – Yeah. – I had that as a kid. I played that. – I’m gonna look at some cat butts. – Get you some cat money. Cat butts. – And remember why. – And when you see a cat, just give it a nice old (smooch) right there on the booty. – Look at it. It doesn’t matter what angle– – No. – … they show the cat. – You’re not feeling it? – They still– – No. – … turn the cat butt toward you. – You’ve never loved a cat, because you haven’t kissed it right on the ass. – [Link] Our summer tour is officially on sale today. You can see us live in concert June 21st through the 30th, and you can see all the tour dates at RhettandLinkLive.com.