(rooster crows) (loud roaring) (clapping) – Welcome to Good Mythical More! – Who You Talking About? We’re reading comments about us. – Okay. – But our names are gonna be redacted and we gotta guess Who You Talking About? Between the two of us. – Okay, let’s hear it. Who You Talking About? Who you talking ’bout? – Name12446667 said, “blank went through some weird facial hair changes.” – I mean, we’ve both gone through facial hair changes, you had the chin strap that went into a beard, but that’s pretty much it. I’ve had a lot of different mustache configurations. – Yeah I’ve pretty much had the one change. – I’ve had a chin strap, I’ve had a goatee, it has to be me, I’ve had it all, name it. – I think so, I think you’re talking about Link. Link went through some weird facial hair phases! – I did Name12446667. – I love the effort put into that username. – What do I win? Mythical palmy. Boy my hair smells like fish. – Is your forehead like? It’s completely sealed on my forehead. – Yeah. it’s starting to yeah. – It’s like I put glue on my skin. – Yeah so in other words let’s get this over with. We’ve got mythical team member photos starting with this one, course the face is censored out. There’s an attempt at green hair, and there’s an attempt at a heavy metal symbol. I know who this is right off the bat. – You do? – Yes. – I almost said Alex but then I was like Morgan. – No this is Alex, I mean cos the hair’s kind of reddish, and the skin is kind of pale ish, and the hair is kind of greenish. – Okay well I’m gonna go with my original answer, Alex. – Alex, is it you? – [Alex] Yeah! – Okay. – [Rhett] Whoa! – [Link] Alex was just standing here because he’s producing this episode, so I don’t think that was a hint. – No. – Well it didn’t hurt. – Yeah. How old are you? – 15. – That was, two, three years ago. No, no, yeah I think I was like 13 there. – Braces, yeah. – [Link] Well is that toothpaste in your hair? – [Alex] No, it was like a cool hair gel that had glitter in it, I was like man I could really do something special with this. – Yes, that’s what I was thinking it was super cool. – And I was right. – What do you know? – You big into heavy metal? Or are you just doing that with your hand? – Was that ironic or was that authentic? – Dude that’s the real deal baby. You can tell by the thumb placement, you can’t teach that. – Give it a whiff. – Oh, the hair, yeah. That smells really awful. – Yeah, it does. – I almost gagged! I noticed you guys are trying to go through this fast. – Yeah, let’s keep going. – How’ve you been lately though you know? – Let’s see the next photo! – Your forehead looks amazing I can see from this angle I can see just how caked that fish platter is. – [Link] Here it is, oh wow, this is a, I guess this is an engagement photo? This looks like a girl who cut her own hair, cut her own bangs in the right side. – You think if somebody cut their own hair that’s an insult. – No the right side is short, the front looks short, and then on the left side, which is the right side of the photo, it’s longer. Who is this though? – I dunno I would have thought that Elle would have had, her hair was probably blonde when she was a kid, you know what I’m saying? – Oh gosh. – Cos she’s got kind of light brown hair, so I don’t think her hair would have been this dark. – I’m dripping over here. – I have no idea. – I can’t come up with a guess. We’re just gonna have to get the reveal, show us the reveal first and see if we can guess who it is. I still can’t guess who it is. – Oh I can tell now because she’s walking out! Bethany! It’s Bethany! – Alright, Bethany, come on in here. – Slightly insulted you couldn’t even guess. – So was this your boyfriend or your brother? – That’s my twin brother, I didn’t have a boyfriend when I was two. – Okay, good. – Now, am I correct in asserting that you cut your own hair? – My cousin did actually, yeah. My grandma was watching all of us, and she was a really really bad babysitter. – She watching her soaps, she’s in the days of our lives. – She actually ate soap once, so I thought that’s what you were talking about. – Your grandma was like, every time you say a naughty word I’m gonna eat soap! – Yeah, no my cousin Annie was probably like five, and I don’t know where she found the scissors which is also another point of bad babysitting on my grandma’s part. But she cut all of our hair, and her brother actually was completely bald. – [Link] Oh yeah, his hair’s cut too, I didn’t even notice. – [Bethany] Yeah his is worse though cos he has a big forehead. – The way you do haircuts is you just cut the hair out of the forehead. You just, any hair that’s falling down over the forehead just cut it out of the way. – Reveal the face. – That’s what I do with my children. – Alright, give it a whiff. – That’s actually not that bad, that’s not that bad. – Yeah, mine’s the same. – I’ve smelled some fish guts before. – You like fish guts but not burgers? Okay. – Thank you Bethany. – Have you eaten a burger? – I’m actually fully vegetarian now. – Hey don’t be ashamed. – So trying that burger sent you over the edge, okay. – Yeah. – We’re just doing our part. – Oh okay. We sent her full vegetarian. – Making the world a better place. – Alright, thanks Bethany, here’s the next one. Okay my guess is Bethany again. – See this is when I was talking about what I thought her hair would look like as a child, I’m saying Elle. That’s the shade. – [Link] What if this photo isn’t censored and Elle didn’t have a face until she started working here? – I mean, it does happen. Sometimes people’s face develops late, not usually as an adult but around puberty, soon as you get a face. – Oh, oh man, I smiled and my forehead crackled. – We may not be able to get this off. – We’re guessing Elle, come on out and reveal who is it? It’s Jen? – It’s Jen? What! – [Link] Look at Jen’s face. – [Rhett] Jen you did have a face! – Yeah, I mean surprising right? – You had some serious bangs, damn! – Yeah, now, I have really thick hair. – Bangs and cheeks, that’s what they called you in preschool. – Yeah, absolutely, I mean I still have those cheeks. But I don’t have those bangs, though I cut those myself. – [Link] Oh you did? – [Jen] That’s why they’re up so high and kind of lopsided. – [Link] You sure Bethany’s cousin didn’t do it? – Yeah, I got stopped at the bangs, so. – What are the chances that you bring this haircut back exactly in the next five years? Just for like a week. – I mean, like 20 percent maybe? – Okay, we got a one out of five. – I don’t think I could do it just for a week though. – Don’t think about the long term consequences. – Unless I like clipped it back. – Just go for it. There’s something on your mind in that photo, I can tell you’re smiling out of obligation. – [Jen] Definitely thinking ’bout what I’m gonna eat later. Yeah, that’s what it seems like. – The hair that you cut off. Give it a whiff. – Oh gosh. – Yeah, it’s bad, Bethany was wrong. – No it smells like, you know those sea food shacks along the pacific coast highway, that’s just what it smells like. – Oh a seafood shack. – Very scenic. – That’s not bad. – Alright, thanks, you still have that black felt box that you draped over? – Yeah, absolutely. – Alright, we’ll see it later. Next one, oh here we go, styling and profiling, hands in the pocket, chain, wallet, looping around to the front, belt loop. – [Rhett] Who is this? – [Link] Shirt untucked, somebody with a sense of style Not a good one, but. – Is it a tall person? They got a chain wallet, they have the shirt untucked, so you can’t really tell if the tie is too short. – Is that sideburns happening or a beard? – There’s definitely sideburns encroaching. – [Link] You know what I think this is Mythical Chef Josh. What, why’re you laughing? – I think you might be right! – I think it is, I think this is something he could rock. It’s not Mike is it? No. – No, no no. It’s not Mike. I think Josh is not a bad guess, but you know what? What if it’s Paisley? – Crayon head? – Yeah, I think it might be Paisley. – Alright. Let’s see, who is it?! – [Link] It’s Paisley! Look at you. – Tall people can always sense each other, you knew I was tall. – I was like he’s just a tall person. – You’ve got lamb chops. – Yeah. – With long sideburns. – It’s always been important to me to look cool. – [Rhett] Yeah, I can see that. – Little bit of a goatee starting there. – What kitchen are you in here? – I’m in a kitchen at my dad’s and Madison on my way to a Weezer and Tenacious D concert. – Oh yeah! – That’s the official name of this photo, in my dad’s kitchen. – You’re really dressed up for a Weezer concert. – Well I wanted to be noticed. – Were you? – Yeah, totally yeah. – No I think this is appropriate for at the time definitely a Weezer, it’s like alright guys he’s got a suit on look at him. – Khaki suit. – Takes this seriously. – I had a chain wallet in high school. I don’t think you ever worked the chain well. – I know, because it seemed purposeless. – Well, for a guy who loses his wallet a lot, it’s very purposeful. – It was great for you, yeah. – It was great, I loved it. – You never lost your wallet when you had a chain attached to it. Bring it back. – I still have it. – Wear it everyday. – Give it a whiff. – Yeah, that smells good, kind of. – How’s your hair doing? I’m sorry. – It’s good, it’s solid. – It’s hard as a rock. – I wanna get some paper and just be like a performance art piece. – I don’t know if that’s coming out. – Look at that! – It’s so hard! – I mean, it’s hard as a crayon! How do you feel in here? – I feel pretty good, even where it ripped my chest hair out. – [Link] Did you know your clothes can tell a story? Well check out post apocalypse, a Mythical Storywear collection, now at MYTHICAL.STORE.