(rooster crows) (roaring) (explosion) (ticking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More! – Sing your username! We’re gonna sing the username ♪ Poodlenoodledoo ♪ ♪ Poodlenoodledoo ♪ ♪ Poodlenoodledoo doo-doo babap-naa ♪ ♪ Poodlenoodledoo you ♪ ♪ Poodlenoodledoo are ♪ ♪ Poodlenoodledoo the best ♪ ♪ Poodlenoodledoo I knew ♪ ♪ And if you get a little poodlenoodledoo on the carpet ♪ ♪ Just spray that stuff that’s in the cabinet ♪ (clatter) – Yeah! Jazzy. Alright, so before us we have some 17 year old Homer’s Cinnamon Donut cereal. Homer from the Simpsons. – Oh, really? – Recognize that guy from the Simpsons? – Homer from the Simpsons. – You know. – As opposed to Homer from the Illiad? – (laughs) yeah – What is that? I don’t. – Yeah, yeah. – He’s not, I guess he’s not from it, he wrote it. – Oh. (laughs) So we got this on eBay for $19.50, it was only sold in 2001-2002. – You think this was just, when they came out with this, do you think they were like, did they have unrealistic hopes about how it might catch on and be this thing that 20 years later it’s like, I don’t even remember what the show was, – But I love the cereal – I love that Cinnamon Donut from Homer. – Cinnamon Donut is a really great idea for a cereal. – Well, you know Homer’s, I know you have never watched The Simpsons, but– – He likes donuts? – He likes donuts. – I know he works at a nuclear power plant. (creaking) I wish I woulda watched it, I was a busy child. – Hold on, we can save $10 now on a Simpsons Road Rage video game, available November 2001 for the PlayStation 2 computer entertainment system! – I don’t think you can make that game now. (rustling) – I’m more interested in what’s on the inside here. – I’ll look at this then. Can you make a road rage video game? I mean, and call it that? Like, what’re you doing when you’re road raging? – Yeah, road rage isn’t cool anymore. – I’mma bust this open and be the first to take a whiff of what air smelled like 17 years ago. – Go to East EA store.ea.com and type in the key word canyonero, see if that still works. – Ugh. Again, we’ve been down this path before, it’s called smellin’ a thrift store sock. – Oh gosh! That is stale! – But it’s been sealed, man. (Rhett sneezes) – It’s makin’ me sneeze. – Ah dang, bless you, son. – I’m allergic to it. Don’t forget about our other fabulous flavor, – Gesundheit. – Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch? – That’s a good idea, man! – What? Did anybody have that? – We got that? I’m not gonna taint a second bowl with that. Did you hear the sound it didn’t make when I poured it in here? (rustling) (laughter) It’s silent! – All its heft has left it. You know what I’m sayin’? – It’s, – It’s like a shell of a cereal. – I do smell a little cinnamon when I (sniffs) when I get one right up there. – Let’s see how much crunch it has. I’m just gonna press it down. Oh! – Here it is! I’mma hide it, take it through security. What? – To do what? What’re you gonna do once you get through security? – Eat it. I’m gonna eat it. – It’s still got a little crunch, if you take one and just – You know, through customs. – Press it. (soft thud) – Oh gosh. It’s gonna make a toxic cloud. Um, do we wanna– – It’s making, I’m like having, oh! – Oh, you poured it on your crotch! – Oh no! No! I’m gonna swell up. (laughs) – Do you wanna milkify it, or no? – You can, just to see what happens, I mean, I’m not gonna eat it. – You’re not gonna taste it? – I don’t think I can, I’m having an allergic reaction to it. Like, my nose is getting stuffed and I’m starting to sneeze. – I’m not gonna add milk, I’m just gonna taste it. – You think I was always allergic to Cinnamon Donuts, or just 17 year old Cinnamon Donuts? (crunching) Good? – Horrible. With cinnamon! Is what I would describe it as. (wet thud) It’s not, it’s not good. – There’s classified ads, this is like the Springfield Shopper on the back. – I don’t know what it is about old stuff that retains some sort– – Happy cotton candy day, daddies! – Oh, that’s right, it still is, isn’t it. – Yeah. You wanna hear a sweet nothing? – Yeah, I can now. (breathing) (laughter) – I booked us an appointment to get our portrait taken at Sears. – Ooh. Alright. – We all have a text chain where we talk about you. Hey, is that Simpsons cereal? (laughter) Oh man, I love that stuff, I’m such a 90s kid. (laughter) – I’d recommend eating it one little bit at a time, Randy. – Can I have some off your crotch? (laughter) – It’s fallen, but I’ll add some more. – Most of it has left. – There’s a little bit on his crotch. – If you just wanna grab it, – Oh, yeah, alright! (grunting) (laughter) You guys need new spoons. (crunching) (smacking) (laughter) It tastes like my armpit. – Yeah. – Uh, doh! (laughter) You know like, cause the show. Oh boy, alright. – Yeah, I’ve heard of that. – Listen, I’m pretty disgusting, but that’s bad. (laughter) – It’s bad, man. – Bye daddies! – Bye! – Bye, Randy! – I feel like maybe we’ve turned a corner, you know? I don’t know if he knew that like, Mini-Wheats was my thing, I’m not under that impression. I think he just likes to eat museum bird bones. – So you feel good about Cotton Candy Randy agreeing with you? – But I feel like, I feel a little better. When he came out, I still had this shudder, but then I felt my spirit open a little bit to him. – I was surprised that he didn’t choose something that seemed like it was reflective of his personality, with the, you know, the marshmallows. – He never does. He never goes the way you would expect. I mean, he likes you. – Krusty the Clown T-shirts for sale in all your favorite designs: Rasta Krusty, Air Krusty, Krusty the Pig, more. At Hanks Traveling Trailer T-shirt Boutique, on a street corner near you soon. We cut out the licensing fees and pass the savings onto you. The copywriter really didn’t try a whole lot on that one. – Yeah, this was not the actual Simpsons writers, I don’t think. – No. Principal Skinner changes home phone number again. – Tell me more, Rhett. – “Imagine being woken up every hour on the hour “all night by someone on the phone line “making weird oinking noises.” said Mr. Skinner in a recent interview. If you think that’s funny, then you’ve got another thing coming. Mr. Skinner is confident that his new private unlisted phone number will end the nightly torment. Mr. Skinner’s new phone number is 555-9346. – Okay, yeah. – (laughs) I get it. – Conan didn’t write this. Conan was, he was a writer, I do know that. There’s a word find back here. – The answers are on the inside of the box. – Oh, to the word find? – But I’m thinkin’ that we could just seal it all back up, and resale it on. – EBay, they call it eBay. It’s not too late to get into The Simpsons. They had, it’s still happening. – I think that’s the campaign for their next season. – It’s not too late to get into The Simpsons! – It’s not too late to get into The Simpsons. – Well they had an easter egg which had Rhett and Link’s Buddy System as one of the things that they were, somebody was watching on the television. That was a pretty exhilarating moment. – I think Homer went into somebody’s office, maybe Principal Skinner, I don’t know. Anyways, there was a bunch of TVs on the wall, and one of them had, I mean, it was like a hundred television shows, so don’t, – Yeah, so if you paused it, it’s kinda like an easter egg. – Don’t get too excited. – Some, probably some intern – Intern. – in the writer’s room like, just pulled up every existing television show because, well, for moments like this, ’cause shows would talk about it. I feel like they got some sort of a cultural boost, or like a personal boost. – And now we’re just ripping it apart and saying it was an intern. – Well, yeah, you know. We’re asked the question sometimes, not frequently, but some people think it’s a fun question to, how do you know when like, you made it, like, you’re doing what you wanna do, was there a point where you felt like, – When an intern featured me on a show that’s very popular that I’ve never watched an episode of. – Yeah, I think that’s my answer. – That was the moment. – Yeah. Your hair and lips aren’t doomed, they just might need to be groomed. Try our mythical grooming products, available now at mythical.store.