(rooster calls) (growling) (ticking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More Uh, Damiel, you can, you can look at this and you can take that off. Welcome, to Good Mythical More, Damiel, and, Richard. You know what, if you, you’ve never actually watched the show. If you pull, – Oh. – That off, and then read that. There’s a lot of jorts in the world and it’s up to us to rate them all. – Show us the jorts. – Yes! Okay, so Damiel, we’re gonna rate these jorts. – View and rate them. – [Link] This is a cool guy with a belt holding up his jorts in his, his ginger-rugged frontal region. – [Rhett] Is this happening now? – Yes, this is happening, man. This is happening now. – Is this happening now? – No, that’s a photo. – This man and his family. Is it happening now? – [Link] No that’s a photo from what, I would guess is like the early 80s, maybe 70s. But our job is to take this photo, which was taken in the past, and to rate his jorts on a scale of one to ten. – And what will he do? – Well, he’ll probably, you know what, he’ll probably see it. You know, that’s the cool thing about this show, is that somehow, these people see that we’re like, rating their jorts, we might get a response on Twitter. – I, I give him a ten. – Or Instagram. Okay, why? – Because he might see it. – Well, that’ very considerate of you. I think they’re uneven, the right one’s higher than the left one. I’m glad he’s wearing a belt to reduce the risk of more being revealed. But, I’m gonna give it, I’m gonna give it a five. I mean, honestly, they’re not even. – Hold on. Richard says seven. – Okay we’re gonna go with seven. Thanks for being here. What you been up to? – I’ve been through those doors. – Okay, like you were out. – No, if you go through those doors, you can go up the stairs and there’s a little area where the equipment is. I went up there after the last appearance and, and then someone, a young man came and got me a couple of minutes ago. – You’ve been up there this whole time? That’s been at least a few months. – At least. – Right, it’s been a long time. Well, I’m glad we found you. – Yes, thank you for getting in touch. – Especially for this. This is some 22 year old cereal. Jurassic Park Crunch, The Lost World. We got this off of Ebay for I think 28 bucks or something. So, we’re gonna try this, in a few minutes, but first, how do you feel about Life? – Well, the past few months have been pretty rough. (laughter) – The cereal. This is a, it’s a cereal, it’s called Life. It’s part of the trick. – Uh, it’s very large. – Yeah, there’s a bowl. Um, well, open the box and the bag’s been removed, you know, I made it really easy for you. The Life is inside of it. Just pour out the Life and sample it. You know, taste it. (growing) Okay. You just fed some to Richard, was he hungry? It’s been awhile since he’s eaten, since I guess you’ve been in the equipment. – He’s ravenous. I wasn’t expecting that. – It looks like he’s lookin at me. – He wasn’t able to reach any of it. – Okay, well, I mean, – This is the bottom. – Okay yeah, pour it in the bowl. There you go, don’t be shy, there you go. Alright. And then, you know what, this is the winner of our healthy region. Rhett and I, – It looks healthy. – Both are very fond of it. Try it. – Do you place it under the tongue? – No. – And wait. – No. Well, you could I guess. Um, no I usually put it on top of the tongue or in between the teeth and then chew. – Have you tried placing it under the tongue? – No I haven’t. You want me to. It’s pretty close, we kinda need to. There it is. Is that under the tongue? Like that? It’s kinda, it’s kinda abrasive. – This is how I consume. I found a morsel up in the, in the loft area. And it’s been under my, – Under your tongue? – Under my tongue for quite some time. – Okay. – It really is a great way to stretch out small rations. – Okay. I can’t resist eating it. – I once kept a Milk Dud, if you’ve heard of a Milk Dud? – Sure, yeah. – I once kept a Milk Dud under there for at least three weeks. – Okay. Did it disappear? We don’t have to do that anymore. Maybe, maybe you can feed some to Richard. (quiet laughter) (growling) He ate almost all of it. It’s just one little piece left. – I’ll eat it. – Okay. – He didn’t like it. – So anyway, we got this, this is 22 years old. Would you like to eat some of this? – No. – Come on, it will be fun. You like fun? – I like to have fun. – Smells great. Here you go. And if I’m gonna look at this, it’s little, look at that, there’s little dina. Oh, thank you. Dinosaur eggs. Dinosaur eggs, marshmallows. – What is this a reference of? – It’s a movie, it’s the second one, I believe. There’s dinosaurs in it. – Oh. – They eat people. But normally people that are, are not central to the plot. Until, towards the end. – But we found the world. – Yeah, and there were dinosaurs in it. – Is it still around? – Well, it’s a movie. Um, so no? It’s not an actual world, it’s a fictional world where, through the magic of DNA and stuff they were able to bring back dinosaurs. – Well, where did the cereal come from? – Um, it was just, it was manufactured. Try it. You got a marshmallow. Taste like a dinosaur egg? – I love it. – You love it? – Give me more. – Sure. There’s another one, that’s a crunchier piece. – I did not love that. – You like the marshmallows though. 22 year old marshmallows, Damiel. How old are you? – 68. – 68? So that’s 46 years younger than you. – I think I’ve had all I need. – Okay, how about Richard? – He would like some. – Okay. – He would like, he would like a bigger handful. He would like two handfuls. (growling) (gasping) (coughing) (chill music) – Is he okay? – He doesn’t prefer it. – Well, it is old. 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