GMMore 1516: KFC Hot And Cheesy Chicken Taste Test

(rooster crowing) (animal growling) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Gifticality! – Yay! – That means we’re donating $1000 to 350.org an organization that aims to combat climate change. We wanna aid them in their multi-level efforts that include grass roots organizing, opposing new non-renewable fossil fuel projects and building clean energy solutions. Please join us in giving. This is important, probably the most important thing you can do with your money right now, 350.org. – 350.org, here we are. Basking in the afterglow of fried chicken and gonna sample some more. – Yeah, let’s do it. But I thought I get to play a drum solo with drumsticks. – Oh, do we have the drumsticks? Hook my man up with some drumsticks, let’s bring in this first, were gonna sample, there they are. So, can we have a drum roll please. There are you’re drumsticks and there’s a, okay, so. – A fiber skin. – You can play something else afterward but now we’re just gonna build a little drama with the drum roll. (drum roll) Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve been told that KFC made a porridge bowl. – I’m getting tired! – And we are going to try it. (exhaling) Okay, so what’s the deal with this, oh no, you don’t wanna compromise your sticks too much. – They still got bones. – But you still need to do more of a solo. – Oh yeah. – What’s the deal with the porridge bowl? Is this an American thing or an international thing? – [Josh] No, it’s actually from Singapore. It’s a Chinese origin rice porridge called congee that’s really popular all across East Asia and South-East Asia. And Davin is a 100% convinced that that originated in Indonesia and not Singapore and it caused a fight between us and we’re not talking right now. – Oh gosh! Well either way they call it Singaporridge (laughs). (background laughing) – What is porridge made out of? – Oats. – What’s this white stuff? – Josh! – Isn’t it just oatmeal? – [Josh] Well you can make porridge out of any grains. This is rice porridge called congee. Popular acro– – So rice in fried chicken. – It’s not bad at all. It really isn’t bad at all. I like. – It’s great. – I would think that you would really like this, you like stuff in bowls, man. – It’s very comfort foodie. – With the onions? I’m gonna start putting too in my oatmeal – I want you to express what you think of it through a drumstick solo. ‘Cause you earned that right. And I’d like to be here to enjoy it. – Well when I first saw it. – No, don’t use words. – No. – Okay. – When I first saw the porridge I was like. (slow drum beat) But then, I placed it in my mouth and I was like. (fast drum beat) – He actually did a– – I did a flip with that. – You did a flip and caught it. – Kenny Aronoff (laughs) would be proud. That’s a deep cut (laughs). – Kenny Aronoff? Look at that, that’s a great way to de-bone a chicken. – It really is, I should work at KFC. – He’s the guy in the back with a drum like making the boneless wings. I’m like the hibachi guy. I go out, I’m out in the middle of the place though. – People just getting hit with flying– – Give me your bones! – Fried chicken debris. – You give me your drumsticks and I give ’em back and I say I take the bones home and I give you the chicken. – Now Josh what is this other one that we’re gonna try? – [Josh] Oh, what’s the hot and cheesy chicken right there? Well that’s hot and cheesy chicken. – What is this hot and cheesy chicken right here? – [Josh] It’s a hot and cheesy chicken from Singapore, but again Davin thinks it’s from Indonesia. – So it’s just fried chicken with hot cheese on it and sesame seeds? Anything I’m missing? – [Josh] Yeah, so all the flavor descriptions from people that have actually had it said it was a little bit sweet and pretty spicy. So that’s what we did, we did a little bit of Indonesian chili garlic sauce in there. – Oh man. – Just for Davin. – This is like natural hot chicken but not hot. – [Josh] Yeah. – Just cheese. – [Josh] This is Davin hot chicken. – Davin hot chicken. – I mean it’s so good. – Mhm. – It really is. I think sometimes we stop short in America. – Yeah we do. – You know what I’m saying? We get to a point where and we get cold feet. – We get complacent, we get complacent. – No, I think we get cold feet. I think the people in the board room are like, hey Bart’s got a good idea, he said we should put cheese on the chicken. Just liquid cheese. I mean Mary’s like, yeah but isn’t that a little embarrassing to eat? – Come on Bart, your entire job is in jeopardy, you’re trying too hard. – How about we just put cheese on a sandwich with chicken Bart? – How about we just fire Bart? – And then Bart gets fired. – That’s what she says. – And Bart, you know what Bart does? He goes where they got good ideas. – Indonesia. – Singapore (laughs). – Yeah. – Sorry Davin, sorry Davin. (Davin laughing) – They’ve got good ideas in– – Yeah, they’ve got good ideas in Indonesia. – In Indonesia too but we’re talking about Singapore right now, right Josh? – [Josh] That’s right. Right Davin? – [Davin] Meh. (background laughing) – Don’t put us in the middle. How did we get in the middle of this? We can’t be the conduit for the two of you to speak. We got other things to do, I think. – You know what? I’ve got an idea. I sense a lot of tension between Singapore and Indonesia. And there’s only one way to bring peace. – Mhm. Drum solo. – It’s with my drum, and so. – His drum brings peace. – This goes out. – To the fried chickens. – To the people of Indonesia and Singapore who just can’t get along (breathes deeply). For years to come they will play this video on jumbotrons in both countries all over. The band who brought peace. I’m like the president. – No you’re not. (background laughing) Has nothing to do with government. – I’m going over meeting with people and they’re just giving up their nukes like you wouldn’t believe. (crowd laughing loudly) – You can be a– – All you gotta do is just to show up and they just toss ’em in the ocean. – The drumstick ambassador. (deep exhale) (drumstick beating) (crowd clapping) Now, I couldn’t help but notice that you were rapping you’re knuckles on the desk – What? – At a rapid speed. – Are you okay? Are you, did you bloody yourself? – On the desk? – Yes, your knuckles were hitting the desk. – I’m committed to peace, I stop at nothing. – Right, right. We got some mythical threads for your head now in three different styles. Polo, camper and beanie. Head on over to mythical.store to get yours.

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